Watched 2012 last night. Didn’t plan it in advance, Ras only asked me in the evening to join him and Luk for movie at 8pm. When we reached there, the seats for 8pm show were sold out. Then we decided to watch the 10pm show but only after much deliberations.
The reason was because there were no better seats to choose from, with only the 2 rows at the front left. Luk and I didn’t want to sit at the front rows. We walked away from the counter but after much coaxing from Ras, I let in and Luk had no choice but to follow us back to the ticketing counter .
In the end, we decided to do this.
Only those seats with colour were available, together with the 1st and 2nd row from the screen. I sat at the red seat, Luk at the dark blue seat and Ras at the green seat. Initially, I jokingly asked Luk to seat at the yellow seat, me at the red seat and Ras at the light blue seat and that would be fun LOL!
So, have you ever been to movie with bunch of friends but end up sitting scattered around? Last night was my first time. Not referring to my sexual experience, duh! Wait, I’m a virgin at heart and mind.
What about 2012? Let me see. The special effects effects are incredibly awesome. You want to see kick ass, awesome explosions? 2012 has atomic bomb like explosion, better than any explosion you get in Die Hard installments, Armageddon, The Rock, GI Joe etc. You want earthquakes? Let’s send California sinking into the sea, shall we?
Fires everywhere, tsunamis flooding India, China, Japan. Even Mount Himalaya and Everest Peak are not spared from the gigantic waves. More people get killed in this movie alone than all the end of day movies combined. Yes, I kid you not. 2012 kills gazillion people without breaking a sweat and as usual, the hero and his family will survive against all odds, on cue for a happy ending.
The storyline sucks. If you’re looking for a reasonable perspective, don’t watch the movie. It offers none. In fact, it is kinda ridiculous, I’m going to offer some senseless ’morals of the story’ and ‘conclusions’ on my own after watching the movie.
1. Money talks. It pays to be rich and connected. It helps you to get somewhere and in this movie, to get your ass saved. Heh, locally, that is how it works, too. Or if you don’t have the dough, you have to be lucky. F*cking lucky not just lucky lucky.
2. Chinese are great builders, they can do crazy things with ridiculous deadline. And they care about their families, a lot. Oh ya, never say no to your grandmother if you’re Chinese.
3. Indians are the smartest people on earth and they always speak English in a very Indian way. Now how come that Tibetan Chinese speaks good English lol
4. Russians love fast cars, they talk in a very deep voice. Any Russian can do a voice over for Vin Diesel if he is having a bad sore throat. And Russians treat women like garbage.
5. The last president of the United States of America is black. And he has a hot daughter. Why the president in the movie always has a hot daughter?
6. The person with the inside scoops, the one with conspiracy theories which later proven true is always a crackpot. And crackpot always don’t shave.
7. Hero always has dysfunctional family. Overly stressed by Hollywood films, dramas. Cliche!
8. The world consists of just G8 countries. Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh ya, and Brazil. Eh, how come China is in? Oh, refer point 2.
9. Flying a plane is an easy feat, when you’re in a desperate situation.
10. Where ever the hero goes, disastrous trails follow closely behind. Literally. But not too close, just close enough for him to get away..
11. A lot of assholes can afford to fork out 1 billion Euro.
In my unworthy opinion, 2012 is just another doomsday movie. *yawn* Now, go get your ticket and sit for 2 hours to watch the entire continents destroyed!
ps: Couldn’t help but noticed some cinema goers are really fucking scums. Sit at your seat, follow the number written on your ticket, asshole! And fucking keep your phone in silent mode. Who cares if you have the coolest ringtone in town if you are an uncivilised fucker.
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I just came back from watching EPL football games with my friends. I’m still wide awake, so I thought that why don’t I pent down something for this God forsaken blog.
My life is really in a mess this month. Never before I have such amount of bad things happened to me in just a short period of my life. Yes, I’ve been through a lot in my short life span of 26 years especially the past 5 years, but this month takes the cake, really. Starting from early of the month until yesterday, I was constantly bombarded by unwanted incidents and encountered bad mojos.
Some of you may aware of the latest mishap happened to me. I was involved in a car accident yesterday. I went to friend’s place for his open house invitation yesterday then proceeded to Al Fresco to have some drinks with friends, then went back home. I was quite sleepy so I drove a little bit faster than usual. My mobile phone battery was dead as well. While making a turn at this one roundabout, I accelerated along the straight road and wasn’t aware of a Pajero 4WD in my lane suddenly slowing down. Probably the driver was stopping by for God knows the reason why .
I hit on the brake when I saw the 4WD, but I realised it was too late before I would hit the 4WD with my driving speed. In that split second, I swerved to the left side of the road hoping I could stop at the green area. Apparently I was a bit too fast, my car moved forward and knocked the lamp post and stopped. If not for the lamp post, I would end up in the roadside drain.
I came out and inspected my car. Oh shit, the damage to car was quite serious. The front skirt came off and flew few metres away from the car. The left tyre burst, the radiator wreaked together with the both front lamps. The front part of the car was smashed in and down, I couldn’t even lift the hood up. I couldn’t call anyone with my mobile phone because its battery was dead, so I just stood there until a car stopped by and it turned out the guy was from a repair workshop. Cut the story short, he sent me back home with his car and asked his workshop to tow my car away.
I must thank the unseen, invisible divine forces for protecting me and keeping me alive. This is the 2nd time I involved in a considerably serious, which could be a fatal, life threatening accident but I escaped with not a single scratch this time. My previous accident happened when I was working in Puchong, Selangor where I was knocked down in my motorbike by a lorry. I narrated the incident here, complete with diagrams and everything
I was involved in a messy affair early of this month, which the person threatened to harm me for some misunderstanding and paranoia on his part, then I had problem with my eyes, my phone dropped and damaged to the extent it is still working poorly but somehow bearable, something happened back home where a member of the family disappointed me again with his actions, my blog was down and I screwed up during the simple upgrade to the blog platform, which wiped out most of the uploaded data for the past few months. Before my accident last night, I went to withdraw some money and while I checked the balance for my another bank using the ATM card, it was suddenly swallowed by the machine. I am emotionally exhausted with my personal relationship, where some complications appearing at some point.
Despite all this, I am glad I am still taking it all in a stride and just shrugged it off and just assumed that bad luck demon is making its visit. Just bear with me with my whiny posts, status updates and tweets for the time being. I’m grateful to have good people around me taking care of me and offering helps when I need them and for that I say thanks!
Life will be definitely better after this. When you hit rock bottom, there’s no other way but to go up, right? This is just a phase that I need to overcome in order to appreciate good things in life better. Wish my the best and all the lucks please Off to sleep now, you guys take care!
ps: Thanks to many friends who called and sent messages, dropping comments asking me of my situation when they received the news. I’m good and hey here I am writingsomething for you guys to read hehe…
Michael: Hey, I’m in town. Just came back from Penang. Chill out tonight? Al Fresco. 8.30pm.
Me: Sure man, it’s been like what? 4 months? See you tonight.
8.30pm -1.30am
*chilling out session in progress with Michael and friends*
Me: Eh, let’s go to Cheerie Berries. Go ogle some chicks. We’ve been sitting here for 3 hours, I’m having butt cramps. Hanging out with all these ‘batangs’ any longer is hazardous to my health. *grinning*
Michael: HAHA! No dude, I’m feeling a bit drowsy and sleepy now. Think I should go back and have a good sleep. You go on.
Me: Arrrghhhh! Fine then. I’ll be a lone ranger tonight. You guys can go home and make love with your pillows.
1am -2.30am
So I went to Cheerie Berries alone. Not something that I would do, normally. I ordered a drink, sat at the bar, facing the stage where the Filipino band was playing, listening to the music. There was quite a crowd, but I didn’t see any familiar faces so I stayed put at my place.
Then, suddenly a girl came and sat next to me. Her back was facing me, so I couldn’t see her face. She was leaning a bit too close to me, but I thought well it’s a crowded place and being in a bar it’s more than an appropriate thing to do. *chuckles*
Anyway, I felt something was not right with the whole thing. This girl leaned closer to me now, she’s basically using my body as support and there were some ‘accidental’ touches as I lifted up my drink, she moved her hands and shaked her body to the music. It was like an invitation, a cue from the girl for me to take things further, maybe grab and hug her, judging from her body language and all the ‘accidental’ brushes.
By this time, she was sitting facing to the stage and I could see her side profile. I looked at the face and instantly my radar went *beep beep beep* alerting me “This is not your cup of tea! Abort! Abort!”. So I played dumb and continued my drinking, ignoring her ‘advances’.
A group of male Caucasians was dancing nearby. From their accents, I assumed they are the Queen’s subjects. The girl sat there for like 10 mins and probably was getting bored with the inaction on my part. She stood up and joined the Caucasians for dancing and started to do some ’sophisticated dance moves in front one of the guy.
The guy must be thinking she’s some sort of hot stuff so he grabbed her waist and they started to shake their bodies together. Things were obviously heating up for the ‘lucky’ couple because in a flash, they locked their lips and started kissing passionately ! And the rest of the guys watching nearby were cheering and whistling, prompting more intense actions from the couple. Friends of that guy were making funny face expressions like “Is this for real??” “WTF” among them.
Then a friend of that lucky guy asked me, “Dude, is that a bloke or a girl?” in his thick Brits accent. I replied him, “Er, I’m not really sure but I think your friend is kissing a bloke!”. *evil grins* He bursted out laughing and said, “Yeah, I thought the same!!” *knocking beer bottles*
Another friend of that lucky guy took out his camera and started snapping some photos and showed them to us. There were photos of the couple kissing passionately and we were particularly ‘thrilled’ by one photo showing a close up shot of the ‘girl’ face making some sort of ‘wild’ expression.
And holy crap, she is indeed a HE! A ‘HE’ with a layer of thin moustache-manly-hair above the lips! The facial features are clearly those of a man. I was pretty sure she’s a man and not a girl with manly face. The guy was still dancing and kissing his ‘lovely’ lady and the rest of us cheered them on, making thumbs up sign while laughing crazily among ourselves.
When the ‘burning hot action’ was over, the guy joined us and his friend told him of what happened. He was like “Ugh?? Really?” and he started making that “wiping mouth” gestures. After he saw that ‘manly’ photo of his date, he flashed a sheepish smile and laughed nervously. He then came to me and said, “Thank mate for the chance. It felt like kissing a man just now and there I was thinking – This is weird! – Not that I kissed a man before but it just felt not right when I kissed her.”
HAHAHAHA!
Lesson: If you are not sure, better don’t do it.
Some tips from experts, gathered from the comments, after I shared this story on my Facebook.
1. Check out the physique of the body lah. If it’s super lean with minimal fat around hips, arms, and very toned limbs, most likely it’s a ‘he’.
2. Next time pretend to point at something on the ceiling and get her to look up. Then see if you spot that Adam’s apple.
3. Ask her to strip. (not sure how this is to be done in public, lol!)
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