Unleashing my alter ego(s)

Monday, November 3rd, 2008 738 views

Ashleigh tagged me. I am having difficulties answering the questions because I am an innocent. uncorrupted and pure soul.. but I will try my very best! Before that, I have a confession to make. I am suffering from Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) or famously known as Multiple Personality Disorder (MPD). It is not a life threatening disease, so you don’t have to worry about me. It is not contagious, so you still can ask me to go mamak with you and we can share roti canai and maggi goreng.

I have many alter egos – the real deal, the blogger, the sensitive, the exhibitionist, the metrosexual, the slave, the gambler, the tattoo freak, the smart pant, the dumb fuck, the lazy ass.. I lost count, once I tried giving names to them like Harry, Johny, Horny, Terry, Sally, Garry.. but I end up confusing myself. I like my alter egos, it is an advantage, having so many ‘me’ at perusal, given the many environments and situations I would face in my everyday life.

The following questions, it may not be the real me answering, but my alter ego(s), so I may not be myself at times.

Favourite Porn stars:

The real me (the good, innocent, pure and uncorrupted one) never watch porn. I need to ask Horny to answer this. *reaching deep into my inner chakra* (I learned how to open my chakra through this self learned book ‘Yoga for Idiots’. Warning: Yoga could deviate your belief, if you have any)

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