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Hacked?? Why the heck lah..

What a way to start my Friday morning!

I was waiting for my morning bus when I received a sms from Suituapui.

“… tell bongkersz that his blog has been hacked by two ppl. Koders and 3xTorT are the fella… from daniel liew“

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Unleashing my alter ego(s)

Ashleigh tagged me. I am having difficulties answering the questions because I am an innocent. uncorrupted and pure soul.. but I will try my very best! Before that, I have a confession to make. I am suffering from Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) or famously known as Multiple Personality Disorder (MPD). It is not a life threatening disease, so you don’t have to worry about me. It is not contagious, so you still can ask me to go mamak with you and we can share roti canai and maggi goreng.

I have many alter egos - the real deal, the blogger, the sensitive, the exhibitionist, the metrosexual, the slave, the gambler, the tattoo freak, the smart pant, the dumb fuck, the lazy ass.. I lost count, once I tried giving names to them like Harry, Johny, Horny, Terry, Sally, Garry.. but I end up confusing myself. I like my alter egos, it is an advantage, having so many ‘me’ at perusal, given the many environments and situations I would face in my everyday life.

The following questions, it may not be the real me answering, but my alter ego(s), so I may not be myself at times.

Favourite Porn stars:

The real me (the good, innocent, pure and uncorrupted one) never watch porn. I need to ask Horny to answer this. *reaching deep into my inner chakra* (I learned how to open my chakra through this self learned book ‘Yoga for Idiots’. Warning: Yoga could deviate your belief, if you have any)

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Selamat Hari Raya dan Maaf Zahir Batin.

I will like to take this opportunity to wish all my Muslim friends in advance, especially my blogging comrades- Noktah Hitam, |1f34|-|1r3, Aeropama.com aka Syam, KNizam, Nono, Aisyah Rozi, Elyda, Fara and those reading The Flaccid Mind (che wahhhhh!!)..

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri and Maaf Zahir Batin. Eid mubarak!

Wish all and your family a blessed Raya and may this season bring joy and laughter and don’t forget the unfortunate ones. May all the goods things come this year for everyone.

To my non Muslim friends..

Happy Holiday!

Ku Pohon Restu Ayah Bonda by Al Jawaher, one of the most ’syahdu tangkap leleh’ Raya song, besides the ever popular Dendang Perantau by P. Ramlee and Dari Jauh Ku Pohon Maaf by Sudirman.

Lastly, a community message brought to you by a responsible blogger..

Please drive safely and be alert on the roads.

I need you to stay in one piece to continue reading and commenting on my blog It is boring for me to read my own shits..

ps: I am taking a short break from blogging during this Raya holiday and I will back in my hometown, Sarikei. After Raya holiday, I will need to pack my things and go back to KL again. Work assignment in Kuching has come to an end, so this holiday I will make sure I eat enough Mee Kolok, Laksa Sarawak, Kampua and other Sarawak delicacies for me to last long enough in KL without craving and of course, to spend more time with my loved ones - family, friends, girlfriend. Adios people!

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OLD SKOOL TAG!

I got this from AloneinHome.com. He didn’t tag me but I love this tag so I do it! (edited a bit)

OLD SKOOL TAG

1) 5 bad habits when you were in your school days

* Reading comics in class, especially during Moral and BM classes. How to do it without getting caught? Put your comics in the desk, sit with your back rested on the chair, slightly away from the table and don’t sit straight. Sit like a lazy bum without backbone haha! Then, don’t get too absorbed in your reading, do it casually so the teacher will not notice I never get caught meh!

* Woke up late, missed my breakfast at the dining hall. (Bad habit, because until today I seldom take breakfast and I am okay with that) Then, late to class, always ended up standing in middle of the field while other students were standing in front of their class when the national and state anthem were playing. Kinda embarrassing when everybody can see you standing at the field from their class, but after a while I got used to it because I had some buddies to join me on the field hehe.. always those same faces.. late risers.

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Merdeka ‘crabby’ dinner and walking away

It is still not too late for me to say Happy Merdeka Malaysians! Well East Malaysians technically had their independence on September 16th, 1963 so let’s keep this Merdeka mood until September 16th yeah? Everybody happy with the arrangement? Not forgetting, to all my Muslim friends that started fasting since yesterday and going to do so for the rest of the month of Ramadhan - Selamat menjalankan ibadah puasa Ramadhan.

I was back in my hometown - Sarikei for the Merdeka weekends. I drove back to Sarikei on Saturday morning. A 6-hour journey, stopping twice, at Serian and Lachau. (Not Lanchau lah!) The next day I made a quick trip by bus to Sibu for another makan-makan gathering. Ehem, I attended few bloggers meets and the main agenda is always about food, so naturally after few meetings, yours truly received comments like “For some reasons he looked ‘well-fed‘ in this photo“.

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