Roll out, holy buah pala cow pig shit!

I went to watch Transformers 2 – The Revenge of the Fallen last week.

I like

1. Watching Mikaela.

2. Watching Megan Fox.

3. Watching Mikaela.

I dislike

1. Optimus Prime with lips.

2. Some stupid, messy and lousy plots. 2 Allspark pieces, Decepticons steal one and use it to bring back Megatron to life, but Sam needs to run across the world to get what what key and uses that to revive Optimus Prime??

Huh? Oh we have a female robot now? Oozing with sex appeal, straddling your lap without crushing it, so cool!! Reminds me of female robot in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Shagalicious.

Don’t let me start with that geriatric robot.

Too lazy to pick and point out the confusing shits in the movie. It’s just a movie, one with not so good plots.

3. I can’t see shit during the robot fights.

4. US military playing major role defending Sam against the Decepticons? What a brag. A little bit too much over exposed.

Anyway it’s a fun movie to watch, if you are not into anal. I mean, don’t be anal. Er, I rephrase, don’t be an obsessively perfectionist. Oh yea, don’t watch it if you are having constipation. Heard of anal retentive? Okay, lame joke. Friday is the day to be lame, that’s my excuse.

Well, anyone of you want to watch Transformers? I just received something in my email, somebody is offering free vouchers to watch Transformers.

Only 2 tickets/person.

Limited seating.

Very limited.

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