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Denial is necessary..

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008 6 views

I love Pak Lah a lot. It is damn obvious right? If not, why I always talk about him, quoting him? :grin: He is my idol!! Numero Uno! I must put it to him, because I learn how not to say things like him.. for it may be used against me in the future.

“Ibarat meludah ke langit, terpercik ke muka sendiri.” (You spit into the air and the excretion drops on your face, messed.)

Lesson for today: Narcissism Denial is necessary.

Rosmah Mansor vs RPK:

Rosmah: I am innocent

KUALA LUMPUR: Datin Seri Rosmah Mansor said she was innocent of the allegation in a statutory declaration that she was present when the body of Mongolian translator Altantuya Shaariibuu was disposed of.

“If you are innocent, what is there for you to address? I am not a politician and I am not running for any post. I’m just the wife of a politician,” she said, when asked why she would not address such a serious allegation.

Najib vs Anwar Ibrahim:

Najib denies being involved with sodomy allegations against Anwar

KUALA LUMPUR, MON:

Datuk Seri Najib Razak denied that he had anything to do with the sodomy allegations against Parti Keadilan Rakyat de-facto leader Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim.

“I am not involved at all in this case. I am not behind it. The most important thing is, did the act take place? That is for the police to investigate,” he said at a press conference at the parliament lobby today.

What Abdullah Ahmad Badawi said?

Abdullah vs The Accused:

“The police are the ones who will determine whether the report is true or not. It is not something that we can determine. He will definitely deny it. That is common for someone who has been accused.”

Thank you for such enlightening piece of crap. :up:

Wait.. but then Pak Lah also said something else.. He was fast to come to Najib’s and Rosmah’s rescue after RPK made the explosive statutory declaration recently.

“Raja Petra’s actions are unacceptable. It is not right,” Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi told reporters Tuesday. “I don’t believe that Najib and Rosmah are involved.“

The investigation yet to be carried out on the statutory declaration, but Pak Lah already absolved his ‘friends’. That’s weird. He knows things that we don’t? He should have said he does not believe that Najib and Rosmah did it, but since an affidavit has been signed, a proper investigation must be carried out.

Here, the ‘accused’ need not to defend themselves / deny the accusation. Their ‘good friend’ did. Er, how is that fit with the line ‘He will definitely deny it. That is common for someone who has been accused.”?? Oh, I know..

“His/her friends will definitely deny it for him/her. That is common for friends of someone’s who has been accused” (That’s what friends for right? Gotchu bek, moyte!! So I can stab your back. )

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Breaking the cipher: What Pak Lah is trying to tell you…

Monday, June 30th, 2008 9 views

People.. get this right..

When Pak Lah said the government has nothing to do with the latest sodomy accusation against Anwar Ibrahim, what he is trying to tell us exactly??

You must know this man. He is not able to say thing as it is.. He is the master of cryptic, his words are more ambiguous, full of hidden and mystifying meanings than Dan Brown’s Da Vinci Code. This is one damn talented guy we are talking about here. You constantly need to crack your head to figure out what exactly he is saying. Most of the time, he is making no sense, so do not worry or disheartened if you cannot understand him. Sure, you can always call him a pathological liar, if you have diamond encrusted balls.. :arrow:

At first it is hard to read him. After a while, you will see the pattern. You will get better by experience..

I am not very sure what exactly he is saying.. especially when he said unnecessary thing like this:

“I believe even my friends like (Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri) Najib (Tun Razak) did not … PM: BN not behind latest sodomy allegation against Anwar ..

“The government has no intention of wanting to make life difficult for him or to harass him,”

Don’t you think it is funny when he said those things? Especially on Najib, how the government never instruct the police to take any action against Anwar and has no intention of wanting to make life difficult for him. Why the need to explain so much when so little questions were asked? Yes I watched the interview on TV3 just now.

Why he needs to say so many things? OMAIZGOAT!! He is trying to say something but as usual he doesn’t know how to put it.. It is a cipher and you need to decode it, like always. It takes a very smart man to do things like him. Yes, he has problems putting things as there are. You do not believe me? Let’s see:

1. When he said the news about him going to re-marry was just a baseless rumour, it actually meant the news was true. Yes he re-marry soon after that.

2. When he said the election would not be held on the next day, it actually meant the election would take place next day. Yes, it happened that way.

3. When he said BN still received many supports from Malaysians, well.. you know. It’s obvious what the GE 2008 tells you.

4. When he said there would be no fuel increase until August, he raised the fuel price on the next day by 40%.

There are more, but I think you pretty much get the idea, right? Come on, you are not that badawee are you?? I trust my readers to be at least as smart as our genius, respected PM. Now I shall leave you to decipher these cryptic words:

From The Star:

Earlier Sunday, Current Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi reiterated that the Barisan Nasional Government was not behind the latest allegation of sodomy against Anwar.

Stating that he was shocked on hearing the police report lodged by an aide of Anwar on Saturday night, Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi said he would leave the police to conduct investigations on the allegations and to take the necessary action.

He said he or the Government did not instruct the police to take any action.

On Anwar’s statement that the allegations were a complete fabrication to kill his political career, as in 1998 when he was sacked as Deputy Prime Minister, Abdullah said the Government had nothing to do with the police report.

“We are not (involved). Umno and Barisan Nasional did not plan to trouble, disturb or accuse him.

“I believe even my friends like (Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri) Najib (Tun Razak) did not have any intention to do such a thing to him,” he told reporters here on Sunday after launching the Bumi Hijau programme.

Abdullah said the alleged victim has the right to lodge a police report if it had really happened.

When asked if Anwar would be arrested following the latest allegation, Abdullah said he did not want to speculate on the matter and would leave the matter to the police.