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Sodomee may cause constipation??


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This is too funny… Nyahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Take note, next time if you have constipation problem, your doctor may ask you some ‘disturbing questions’ such as:

You: Yor Doc, I have trouble passing my crap for the pass few days. I feel constipated.

Doctor: Errm..hrmm hmm… Did you have anal sex before?

You: No!

Doctor: Did you ‘accidentally’ put any object in your anus before?

You: Of course not!

Had you been sodomised?

Me: :roll: :roll:

ROTFLMAOWLKITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From NST:

Police classify case as sodomy

KUALA LUMPUR: The sexual assault report against Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim has been classified as sodomy.

This was the first time police have revealed that investigations had started after earlier saying that the allegations were mere heresay.

Yesterday, Deputy Inspector-General of Police Tan Sri Ismail Omar put to rest speculation about the investigations.

“The case has been classified as sodomy,” he told the New Straits Times, adding that he could not comment further as investigations were still going on.

It was, however, learnt that police had classified the case as sodomy after receiving the medical report on the accuser, Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan, who was an aide to the Parti Keadilan Rakyat de facto leader.

On Sunday, Federal CID director Datuk Bakri Zinin had urged the public not to speculate on the case, saying police needed time to probe the allegations, which at the time, were merely hearsay.Mohd Saiful, 23, had lodged a police report on Saturday, alleging that he had been sodomised by his boss, Anwar, several times.On Monday, police forensics personnel were seen going into a unit at the Desa Damansara condominiums here in Damansara Heights, where the alleged incident took place.

On allegations by a relative of Mohd Saiful that several police stations had earlier refused to accept his report after he named Anwar as the “assailant”, Ismail said they were investigating that claim.

Mohd Saiful, meanwhile, is believed to be under police protection. His family claimed that they have had no news from him ever since he lodged the report on Saturday night.

Checks yesterday also revealed that doctors at the Kuala Lumpur Hospital, after a battery of tests, found indications that Mohd Saiful had engaged in anal sex.

The New Straits Times learnt that doctors had taken stool samples for further investigation.

It was believed that Mohd Saiful had also complained of constipation when he was taken to the Hospital Kuala Lumpur outpatient ward.

Doctors, however, found something amiss during the check-up and upon questioning Mohd Saiful, learnt that he had been sodomised.

Checks on the Internet reveal that acute or forced sodomy can cause constipation. A University Malaya Medical Centre doctor said fear, mental trauma and the physical act could have caused the constipation.

“An anal tear and the pain could have resulted in the victim having difficulty in passing motion.”

HAHAHAHA! What? Checks on the Internet? Imagine this reporter googling ‘constipation+sodomy’. Hmm.. contrary to popular beliefs that anal sex ‘loosen’ the passage and make it easier for you to crap, it will cause constipation? I am enlightened again! For all this while I thought constipation happenned because either you have piles, lack of fibre or didn’t drink enough water!!! Pardon my ignorance.:oops:

Then, since when a person suffering from constipation need to go to the Kuala Lumpur General Hospital to be checked? Go normal general practitioner will do lah! An enema will solve the problem. So many DOCTORS to check on constipation instead of a doctor.

Community message from The Flaccid Mind :

Stay away from hammering someone’s backside or allowing back entry. It is CONSTIPATING.

Warning by the government of Malaysia

Under Section 377A of the Penal code, ‘any person who has sexual connection with another person by the introduction of the penis into the anus or mouth of the other person is said to commit carnal intercourse against the order of nature’.

The offence is punishable by a jail term of up to 20 years and whipping, as stated under Section 377B.

Layman term: In layman speak, it means it’s a crime for any man to engage in anal sex or penile oral sex — fellatio aka blowjob, consensual or not.

Wait… what a sexist law!! Discriminating against men… note the ‘penis’ word. If you look at the way it’s phrased, it looks as though it’s only the men, the person who inserts the penis into the mouth of another, who will be prosecuted. It means the woman will go scot free, whether it’s consensual or otherwise???

ps: NH, ini lah time kalau ada awek doctor, ko boleh tanya.. benda-benda technical 😛 Then aku sebagai kawan, boleh tumpang tanya jugak! :up:Usaha lagi! :evil:

*ROTFLMAOWLKITA- Rolling on floor laughing my ass off with legs kicking in the air.

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23 Responses to “Sodomee may cause constipation??”

  1. catwoman wrote on Jul 2, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    ➡ ❗ :$: :mrgreen: 🙄 😮 😥 :vangry:

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  2. Amused Taxpayer wrote on Jul 2, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    LOL!! Good One Bong!!
    They must have probed and probed and probed and couldn’t find anything (by then I bet the poor boy’s anus lubang already torn until beyond recognition)….

    Lo and behold!! Pretty-Boy complained “mama…I tak boleh berak these few days lah”
    What a perfect excuse to charge someone for sodomy!!!

    What a big big joke!!

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  3. angeles wrote on Jul 2, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    i’ve been meaning to ask, why is bj against the law?

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  4. melbie wrote on Jul 2, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    *ROTFLMAOWLKITA- Rolling on floor my ass off with legs kicking in the air.

    OMG! I almost choked after I read this!! I can just imagine you doing that… O…..M…G!! :up:

    Eh, if you’ve been following LadyBird’s twitter, she just said she’ll have constipation soon – wonder what she’d been up to lately! *runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn* Matilah aku jumpa dia next week..hahhahaha

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  5. bongkersz wrote on Jul 2, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    because… under common law.. it is considered a crime against nature. hahahaha! but surprisingly.. cunnilingus is not. weird? hence i said it is a sexist law, focusing on the penis too much.. lol! eh, interesting read..

    Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

    Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

    In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

    “I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act,” said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. “I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women.”

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  6. bongkersz wrote on Jul 2, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    please don’t be alarm if your kids complain of having difficulties passing out the buck.. 😀 😀

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  7. cheezzy cheese wrote on Jul 2, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    yeahhhh… .mari mkn beramai2 sodomee!! soooo yummy!!
    muahahahhahaaaa… ❗

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  8. bongkersz wrote on Jul 2, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    hehe… i don’t have her twitter.. hmm.. direct her to this post.. then ask her.. hahahahahahhahaha!

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  9. angeles wrote on Jul 2, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    pu$$y eating is not an act against nature becos it’s akin to eating … oysters? slurp! 😛 but then again, bj is like… mmmm… eating bananas mar, hor? 😛

    hear ye! hear ye! SWALLOW! Not spit! 👿

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  10. Sarawak Laksa wrote on Jul 2, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    LOL Bong, don’t fall off the chair laughing ok. Kicking yr legs in the air can be hazardous!!

    Note: Saiful, it’s definition in hokkien
    ‘Sai’- shit,najis
    ‘ful’- full, too much, excess
    *No wonder the bugger had constipation ;-P Some real sodomy might actually help him relieve some of the shit that he’s so FULL of! ;-P

    Hey I thought this comment u posted in response to a previous post is absolutely hilarious!!!!

    “I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act,” said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..I BET you a million bucks, this was written by a man! You got to be kidding me!

    This leaves the women of malaysia not much choice! Breast cancer or risk of imprisonment!!!! Take a pick! 😛

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  11. Budak boroi botak wrote on Jul 2, 2008 at 6:12 pm

    Moral of the story is..blow job is good for man..and woman….

    and to crap first before you start to prod each other back there..or else the crap will stuck there forever..

    remember folks..dont prod before crap..must crap before prod

    Yang benar
    Straight Guy

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  12. NoktahHitam wrote on Jul 2, 2008 at 7:25 pm

    ok, my swallow mine. She gained something from he HAhahaha. Kidding 😛

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  13. NoktahHitam wrote on Jul 2, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    My gay friends never mentioned anything about constipation what more ‘ripped’.

    It could also be cause bigger crap (diameter wise).

    No medical evidence can support the theory. Unless using DNA, but that would totally screw everything

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  14. NoktahHitam wrote on Jul 2, 2008 at 7:29 pm

    saiful = penuh tahi. didnt thought of that. Hokkien is one awesome swearing language. I love it

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  15. mob1900 wrote on Jul 2, 2008 at 7:29 pm

    They need more time for puhlease to put incriminating evidence eerr.. i mean probe evidence.

    I wonder if the Puh-Lease actually volunteer to make sure the ‘evidences’ sticks! By ramming that Bintang Akademi Sodomi.

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  16. bongkersz wrote on Jul 2, 2008 at 10:48 pm

    hmm.. do you think the puh-lease is lucky to be able to volunteer for the job?? nyahahaha! poor ‘victim’, constipated for his life.

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  17. bongkersz wrote on Jul 2, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    yeah, hokkien is one cool language.. hmm.. wait you hear some other dialects.. hahaha!

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  18. bongkersz wrote on Jul 2, 2008 at 10:57 pm

    hmm.. time to ask for more information dude.. 😀 😀 makin longgar, senang nak melepas ke.. sebaliknya.. nyahahahaha! or.. you can try that ‘gift’ of yours.. for education sake.. yesh!

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  19. bongkersz wrote on Jul 2, 2008 at 11:16 pm

    er.. who what swallow yours? she gained something from ‘he’? not you? oi!! apa blur sotong ni! too excited is it? hahaha!

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  20. bongkersz wrote on Jul 2, 2008 at 11:39 pm

    that’s very educational info from you jim.. 😀 i think those who needs it would appreciate it very much.. you are the master bro.. bro.. otai..

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  21. bongkersz wrote on Jul 2, 2008 at 11:44 pm

    haha, yeah especially the part ‘who was not involved in the research.’ lol

    it’s written by a man, for the good of women :up: ➡ haha!

    life is difficult for women of malaysia really.. so which one you pick? nyahahahahahaa! 😉

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  22. NoktahHitam wrote on Jul 2, 2008 at 11:55 pm

    Silap bong it supposed to be my EX SWALLOWED MINE!

    Laju sgt..

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