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Smelly people should be shot to death, repeatedly!


Smelly people must be shot to death, repeatedly.

I was boarding my flight back to Miri from Kuching on last Sunday and a shapeshifter (borrowing the phrase from the 62% evil michael ooi) was sitting next to me.

When I sat down after putting my hand luggage, immediately I noticed an unpleasant smell coming from my side, greeting my sensitive olfactory sense. I always have a heightened level of sensory perception when it comes to smell and taste. First thing I would notice about a person I meet, is their smell. *sniff sniff*

She smelled like she was dipped in shit for days, well perhaps she marinated herself in a pool of shit. No, I didn’t ask if she just came back from some kind of fetish spa. I was traumatised for the whole duration of the journey back home. I sat with my face facing the opposite side, reading my book and occasionally sniffing myself because, I smell damn good damn it!

I swear she farted few times during the flight. I could smell the sudden, heavily concentrated toxic fumes assaults every now and then so it must be coming from her smelly orifice, releasing it to kill me slowly. Could she be a hired assassin sent to eliminate me for making too many hairy jokes? I was choking in toxic fumes, afraid that I would die a smelly death next to a smelly person. That would be really tragic.

Smelly people should be shot to death, repeatedly!

ps: Come closer, let me have a whiff of your smell.. it better be good, hey!

pss: Do you know that BN politicians and some of their supporters also have a certain distinctive smell? Smell like shit. Too much craps, geddit? I bet my last fortune, Hishammuddin’s mouth is freaking smelly 😉

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13 Responses to “Smelly people should be shot to death, repeatedly!”

  1. BaLQiZ wrote on Oct 6, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    Oy… Can never tolerate smelly people! That’s on my top list of pet peeves!

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  2. Leapard Rainboots wrote on Oct 6, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Sorry to crash this thread with a technical question, but can you explain how to get an RSS feed for your comments?

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  3. fara wrote on Oct 6, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    agreed! b.o kills people yaw. and being stuck in your situation, apuuuu. mati wei!

    and and, apart from their smell, i am also curious about the gender of the person sitting next to me in flight. hehe

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  4. haritz wrote on Oct 6, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    hahaha kill them all

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  5. Leopard Dog Coat wrote on Oct 7, 2009 at 3:40 am

    I know what you mean. Isn’t it unbelievable?

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  6. EVAmae wrote on Oct 7, 2009 at 8:40 am

    lol! thank god u survived thru that kch-miri flight…

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    bongkersz Reply:

    @EVAmae, yeah.. damn lucky.. escaped with just a dizzy head due to the toxic gas 😀 hey thanks for dropping by 😉 see you around!

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  7. zewt wrote on Oct 7, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    is it Airasia?

    i try not to fly it anymore… very bad experience. the fact that “anyone” could fly means you can have “anyone” sitting next to you.

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    bongkersz Reply:

    @zewt, yes it is airasia. just my luck i guess.. how was your bad experience like?

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    zewt Reply:

    @bongkersz,

    was sitting to a bunch of people smelling like a ciggarette factory!! and i think the chairs… the grease on the headrest… rather disgusting.

    i used think say… if it’s less than 5 hours flight, then i will take AA. now, i think i will add one more criteria… must be more than 400 bucks savings then i will take AA.

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  8. Bal wrote on Oct 7, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    hahahaha….agree with Zewt. literally ANYONE can fly!

    flight too full to get a change of seat?

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    bongkersz Reply:

    @Bal, yes the flight was full… so, no choice but to sit and distract myself..

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  9. Rouselle wrote on Oct 7, 2009 at 11:57 pm

    i couldn’t agree more…can’t tolerate smelly people.

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