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Shah Rukh Khan on Datukship: Mujhe akela chod do!! Choothya!


In your face people!! In your face!! *chuckles*

Shah Rukh Khan’t come to receive Datukship

MALACCA: Bollywood star Shah Rukh Khan will not be able to receive his Datukship on Nov 29 due to his busy schedule.

It is learnt that state officials here are now trying to arrange for an alternative date.

Chief Minister Datuk Seri Mohd Ali Rustam said he had got wind of it but refused to comment further on the matter.

“I understand it has been postponed. For any details, you will have to ask the State Secretary,” he told reporters after chairing the state executive council meeting yesterday.

Shah Rukh Khan was among 77 people conferred the Darjah Mulia Seri Melaka (DMSM) which carries the title Datuk in conjunction with the 70th birthday of Yang di-Pertua Negri Tun Mohd Khalil Yaakob last month.

The award drew mixed reaction from the public, including several NGOs.

The idea to confer the award on the actor was mooted by former Finance Minister Tun Daim Zainuddin with the Chief Minister defending the move.

State Secretary Datuk Wira Omar Kaseh, who was appointed to make arrangements for the actor’s visit here, could not be reached for comment.

(Source: The Star)

Save it lah, obviously Ali Rustam and his retarded friends don’t get it. Shah Rukh Khan is not interested, he does not want the stupid title lah! Can you guys imagine Shah Rukh Khan cancelling on Queen Elizabeth if he was to be knighted? “Too busy?”

As a concerned and patriotic Malaysian, I called up Shah Rukh Khan to scold him for not coming to Malaysia to receive the Datukship, because this reflects badly on us, making us look like idiots and this is what he said to me.

SRK: Mudjhe yeh padvi nahi samja. Maaf kijiye, I am not interested in your lousy, overated title. You can give it to Jessica Alba.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

ps: Mujhe akela chod do!! Choothya! – Leave me alone!! *beep*<censored>

pss: I hope Jessica Alba will come if she’s to be awarded the datukship. We Sarawakians love you.. Muaks! Muaks! *batting eyelashes*

 Updated:

A friend of mine shared this infomation with me just now. According to him (he only wants to be known as Neel Khargosh aka Arnab Biru), he got it from his ‘credible’ source. I have no reason to believe otherwise.

Leaked conversation between Ali Rustam, Shah Rukh Khan and M. Kayveas

Ali Rustam : Harloh brother Shah, the Sultan call you come Melaka want to give you Datuk title.

SRK: Kia datuk ? Mujhe grandfather hai ? Kia matlam ? (What datuk ? I am a grandfather? what is the purpose?)

Ali Rustam – Ya ya, because you helping spread Melaka name.

SRK : Tu pagal ho gya ? Mujhe shooting schedule ka sare busy, tki ….TAK bole , yeh hai mera final Faisla. *hangs up*. (Are you mad? I am very busy with shooting…NO, thats my final decision)

Ali Rustam : Arloo, halo halo…………….

M. Kayveas : Ha ha ha padan muka- kuch kuch hotak kau!

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16 Responses to “Shah Rukh Khan on Datukship: Mujhe akela chod do!! Choothya!”

  1. Woof-woof wrote on Nov 20, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….hold on a sec….WAKAKAKAKAKA…. Totally LMAO 😆

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  2. callister wrote on Nov 20, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    huhu~~maybe derang terlalu bengap untuk phm kot?
    bikin malu jer.. 😮

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  3. NoktahHitam wrote on Nov 20, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    Jessica Alba, come to KL too. I’ll take you everywhere in my black ferrari~

    Ali Rustam, take the datukship else where. SRK doesnt want it!

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  4. bongkersz wrote on Nov 20, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    I counter NH’s offer. I let you ride me with me on my Kawasaki Ninja 250R. Vroom.. Vroommm… Hold tight babe~!

    Ali Rustam can give it to his grandpa.

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  5. bongkersz wrote on Nov 20, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    A ah.. susah orang bengap ni, ko cakap aper pun diorang bukan paham :mrgreen:

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  6. callister wrote on Nov 20, 2008 at 1:42 pm

    ckp dia xpaham..
    bagi rasuah, dia phm la kot..
    ape la yg derang mkn smpai jadi bengap mcm 2… 🙄

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  7. NoktahHitam wrote on Nov 20, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    I can imagine you rempit with JA. Must hold on tight girl. Squeeze mushy mushy lump! Bong, can pinjam your ninja?

    Ali Rustam should give it to my father, he recently became a datuk.

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  8. jingoisticbuthornydesperado wrote on Nov 20, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    jessica alba? nice!

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  9. bongkersz wrote on Nov 20, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    Boleh pinjam, tapi cannot use to fetch JA 😀

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  10. Vijay Kumar Murugavell wrote on Nov 20, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    This Arnab Biru fellow very fellow very naughty liao.

    Sound familiar oso, I think horr last time he caused trouble on that pro UMNO KPMU.net site,
    until the fler kena banned.

    On Topic : Its a case of inflated ego

    As Michael Backman who wrote that famous Malaysia Bodoh article quoted-
    This all happens in the context of Malaysia’s grossly inflated sense of its place in the world.

    “Most Malaysians are convinced that the eyes of the world are on their country and that their leaders are world figures. This is thanks to Malaysia’s tame media and the bravado of former prime minister Mahathir Mohamad. The truth is, few people on the streets of London or New York could point to Malaysia on a map much less name its prime minister or capital city.”

    Recently , Rais Yatim churlishly said that Malaysia would not restrict Thaksin’s movements if he was passing thru, then goes on to say that should Thaksin seek asylum in Malaysia , the merits of such a decision needs to be studied.
    i mean, who the F@*K asked him, certainly not Thaksin, who made arrangements with Singapore all this while.

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  11. sootspirit wrote on Nov 20, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    WTH? 😕

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  12. bongkersz wrote on Nov 21, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    HAHA!

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  13. bongkersz wrote on Nov 21, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    Cheeky Arnab Biru. Oh? Poor Arnab kena banned.. 😀

    Rais Yatim also mentioned something on ISA right? Coming from a lawyer like him, it’s a disgrace for his profession.

    Since when Thaksin deal with Malaysia? All the projects during his time were done with Singapore.. part of the many reasons of his downfall now.

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  14. ErnieJean wrote on Nov 21, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    Hahah…yes….about Thaksin….our govn’s sooo desperate for some cheap publicity……but like a slap to their faces, Thaksin decides to say “No, Thank You” and go somewhere else….

    Face it people……Malaysians no longer have any standing in the international community anymore, thanks to the current UMNO leaders!!

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  15. nono wrote on Nov 22, 2008 at 7:37 pm

    i think he did this purposely la… malas nya nak datang. bukan nya grammy award pun… hahaha… malu malu

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  16. Woof-woof wrote on Nov 24, 2008 at 8:42 am

    Our current govt is robbing us of our pride and dignity…when will this humiliation stop?

    Sigh….. 🙁

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