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Roll out, holy buah pala cow pig shit!


I went to watch Transformers 2 – The Revenge of the Fallen last week.

I like

1. Watching Mikaela.

2. Watching Megan Fox.

3. Watching Mikaela.

I dislike

1. Optimus Prime with lips.

2. Some stupid, messy and lousy plots. 2 Allspark pieces, Decepticons steal one and use it to bring back Megatron to life, but Sam needs to run across the world to get what what key and uses that to revive Optimus Prime??

Huh? Oh we have a female robot now? Oozing with sex appeal, straddling your lap without crushing it, so cool!! Reminds me of female robot in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Shagalicious.

Don’t let me start with that geriatric robot.

Too lazy to pick and point out the confusing shits in the movie. It’s just a movie, one with not so good plots.

3. I can’t see shit during the robot fights.

4. US military playing major role defending Sam against the Decepticons? What a brag. A little bit too much over exposed.

Anyway it’s a fun movie to watch, if you are not into anal. I mean, don’t be anal. Er, I rephrase, don’t be an obsessively perfectionist. Oh yea, don’t watch it if you are having constipation. Heard of anal retentive? Okay, lame joke. Friday is the day to be lame, that’s my excuse.

Well, anyone of you want to watch Transformers? I just received something in my email, somebody is offering free vouchers to watch Transformers.

Only 2 tickets/person.

Limited seating.

Very limited.

Watch this one better

Enjoy your weekend!

ps: Malaysian politics so freaking lame I don’t feel like writing about it. Before this cows, now pigs? What next? Chickens? We already have many. I know one Chicken Head – Koh Chi Ken. (read the Chinese name)

pss: Holy Buah Pala Cow Pig Shit!!!!

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22 Responses to “Roll out, holy buah pala cow pig shit!”

  1. atreyu strange wrote on Jul 3, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    The movie has been overrated since the first installment.

    Anyway, I don’t get it why you guyz are slamming the movie for over-exaggerating the US military. It’s THEIR movie, anyway. I bet if we have a Malaysian movie up there, we would have exaggerated our own military (although you and I both know how they, nvm).

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  2. bongkersz wrote on Jul 3, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    Because it’s a movie about robots, not US military. Do that in Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan kinda movie but not a robot movie πŸ˜›

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  3. pilocarpine wrote on Jul 3, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    US is also famous for black c*ck down n saving ryan’s private…

    seriously, it is more of a babe movie, a military movie than a robot movie…

    better watch ur kind of ‘Transformers’ movie.. right?

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  4. atreyu strange wrote on Jul 3, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    But Optimus Prime went into a freaking deep comma during that time.. Hahaha!

    Anyway, the ending was way too fast! Like, Sam, you went through ALL THAT just to watch Prime beating up the bad guy in less than 5mins??? WTF.

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  5. atreyu strange wrote on Jul 3, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    Eh, that last sentence sounds very wrong leh.. Haha!

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  6. |1f34|-|1r3 wrote on Jul 3, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    mwgan fox is a man…a hot one..take that bong !

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  7. nuni wrote on Jul 3, 2009 at 11:34 pm

    The female robot, Arcee has been around for ages. I remember not liking her when I was small (I still don’t) and her appearance in the movie was extremely minimal many people didn’t even notice.

    Yes, the movie was a disappointment; especially for old fans like me.

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  8. pilocarpine wrote on Jul 4, 2009 at 11:54 am

    ya, i guess it sounds so wrong.. =)

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  9. bongkersz wrote on Jul 4, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    I don’t mind he’s that hot! Haha!

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  10. kaioucat wrote on Jul 4, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    I agree the movie wasn’t great. But critics giving them like 1/5 stars is too much lahh! It wasn’t that bad what!

    US movies have always portrayed themselves to be so great. Everything revolves around the US in their movies, like no other countries exist. Can’t blame them though. The movie would be damn messy if they try to make it universal.

    Hehehe, nice touch with the last photo of a transformer. That was really funny hehehehe…

    Click on my name for my Transformers 2 review.

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  11. |1f34|-|1r3 wrote on Jul 5, 2009 at 2:55 am

    uuuuuu…bong !

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  12. pilocarpine wrote on Jul 5, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    u sure ar, bong?
    dat sounds bit gay…

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  13. Vijay Kumar Murugavell wrote on Jul 5, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    Bong Quoted-
    ps: Malaysian politics so freaking lame I don’t feel like writing about it. Before this cows, now pigs? What next? Chickens? We already have many. I know one Chicken Head – Koh Chi Ken. (read the Chinese name)
    pss: Holy Buah Pala Cow Pig Shit!!!!

    My notes about Kg Buah pala , exeeded 200 comments, some repetitious, haiya I feel like saying it but not nice la, like Patrick Teoh said…..say the word NA followed by the hokkien word for horse….lol

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  14. bongkersz wrote on Jul 6, 2009 at 9:47 am

    My kind of Transformers? πŸ˜› Please reserve your seat for private viewing, if you are truly interested. LOL!

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  15. bongkersz wrote on Jul 6, 2009 at 9:49 am

    Ending wayyy too fast for the grueling 1 hour running and chasing..

    Another part got me laughing in stitches was the guy radioing the captain of the warship to fire from distance. Sheeeeesshhh..

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  16. bongkersz wrote on Jul 6, 2009 at 9:51 am

    Old fans hard to please, don’t you think hehehee. Thanks for dropping by my blog nuni πŸ™‚ Checked your blog. Awesome!

    NH will love to read your blog. He’s stalking doctors. LOL!

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  17. bongkersz wrote on Jul 6, 2009 at 9:53 am

    1/5 is quite reasonable πŸ˜› Rotten Tomato gave 20% which is also 1/5. HAHA!

    It’s a world affair, alien robots attacking earth.. at least should have some kind of world cooperation to fend off the common enemy.. πŸ˜›

    Ah, will read your review later! πŸ˜€

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  18. bongkersz wrote on Jul 6, 2009 at 9:57 am

    Let’s just say.. I appreciate beauty in every form. Black, white. Controversial. Plastic. Natural. As long as it’s beautiful and pleasant to see. LOL!

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  19. bongkersz wrote on Jul 6, 2009 at 9:58 am

    If you have a blog, I think you’ll have more responses to your writings. Then you’ll be busy replying comments lol!

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  20. nuni wrote on Jul 6, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    As it is… NH has been reading my blog for quite some time. lol.

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  21. drumsticks wrote on Jul 7, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    haha i always tot there’s something missing in that movie.. guess u spoke it out d…

    all in all, its still worth the watch

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  22. bongkersz wrote on Jul 9, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Just treat it as another movie yes.. πŸ˜› If want to review.. then another story. Ehe!

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