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Right Round, Rais Yatim!


Pak Rais Yatim is truly brilliant. He’s coming up with the suggestion for 1Malaysia theme song, to make us all excited and horny about the latest slogan in Bolehland! This is the missing ingredient to promote ‘patriotism’ among Malaysians! Hail Pak Rais, our new spinmeister for the discovery!

Contest for 1Malaysia song

KUALA KLAWANG, 27 April 2009: The Information, Communication and Culture Ministry will launch a contest to identify the best composer for the 1Malaysia song.

Minister Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim said just like other songs that inculcate patriotism in their composition, especially songs like Budi Bahasa Budaya Kita and those that promote reading, the ministry also wanted the 1Malaysia song lyrics to attract listeners.

“God willing, I hope we can get a good response from composers and we hope to pick the best composition,” he told reporters after attending a dinner hosted by Kelab Rekreasi Warga Tua, Kuala Klawang here last night.

Dr Rais who is also Jelebu Member of Parliament said the song would represent all races.

The 1Malaysia song, to be in composed in Bahasa Malaysia, would be widely aired on all TV and radio stations according to Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak’s wishes.

-Bernama

Music is the food for the soul, nothing wrong with the suggestion. After all, I bet my last cent many youngsters are jumping in their pants excitedly after watching the retarded catchy National Service (Khidmat Negara) extremely inspiring music video.

Hey, it got me thinking  about National Service, wanting to join them. to bash the idiots when I have the opportunity. They must have done something right there. What? You haven’t watch the inspiring music video? Shame on you.. but worry not. I secretly keep a copy so I can watch it when I feel uninspired and down. Music is the food for the poor soul mah! Watch it here!

It got you so wanting to join National Service right? With all the fancy moves, dancing on the brooms.. Niamah, this is so freaking fun leh! Don’t you think so? Faster enrol your brother, sister, mother, father, neighbour to join!

Well, I have a song ready, it would perfectly fit the 1Malaysia concept. Let’s listen to Right Round, butchered by Flo Rida featuring Kesha in this remake.

The original song is by Dead or Alive – You Spin Me Round (Like A Record). Here’s the original video. I think I like the old music video, but with the latest remake. HA! HA! HA!

We should butcher the song and get say.. Mawi featuring Rais Yatim to sing it? Er, Mawi is still famous right?

I’ll do the chorus only for now.. and the rest, give me some time lah! Or, give me  a hand would you?

1Malaysia, Right Round – Mawi featuring Pak Rais Yatim

(Mawi)
We’ll spin the news right round, right round,
Make you go dumb, make you go dumb  dumb

(Pak Rais)
I’ll spin your head right round, right round
Make you go dumb, make you go dumb dumb

(Mawi – unedited lyrics)
Hey
Hopped out of that house with my swagger
Hop in that with girl, I got places to go!
People to see, time is precious
I look at my Cartier, out of control
Just like my mind where I’m going
No women, no shorties, no nothin but clothes
No stoppin now, my Pirelli’s on role
I like my jewelry, that’s always on gold
I know the storm is comin
My pockets keep tellin me it’s gonna shower
Call up my homies that’s home
Then pop in the night cuz it’s meant to be ours
We keep a fade away shot cuz we ballin
It’s platinum patron that be ours
Lil mama, I owe you just like the flowers
Girl you to drink with all that and power clubs

(Mawi)
We’ll spin the news right round, right round,
Make you go dumb, make you go dumb  dumb

(Pak Rais)
I’ll spin your head right round, right round
Make you go dumb, make you go dumb dumb

(Mawi – unedited lyrics)
From the top of the pole I watch her go down
She got me throwin my money around
Ain’t nothin more beautiful to be found
It’s goin down down.
From the top of the pole I watch her go down
She got me throwin my money around
Ain’t nothin more beautiful to be found
It’s goin down down

Hey
Shawty must know I’m not playin
My money love her like a numba one fan
Don’t look at my mouth, let her talk to my fans
My Benjamin Franklins
A couple of grands, I got rubber bands
My paper planes makin a dance
Get dirty all night, that’s part of my thing
Keep building castles that’s made out of sand
She’s amazing, the fire blazing
Hotter than cajun
Girl won’t you move a lil closer?
Time to get paid, it’s maximum wage
That body belong on a poster
I’m in a daze, that bottom is wavin’ at me
Like damn it I know you
You wanna show like a gun out of holster
Tell me whatever and I’ll be your roper…

(Mawi)
We’ll spin the news right round, right round,
Make you go dumb, make you go dumb  dumb

(Pak Rais)
I’ll spin your head right round, right round
Make you go dumb, make you go dumb dumb

(Mawi – unedited lyrics)
From the top of the pole I watch her go down
She got me throwin my money around
Ain’t nothin more beautiful to be found
It’s goin down down
From the top of the pole I watch her go down
She got me throwin my money around
Ain’t nothin more beautiful to be found
It’s goin down down

(Mawi)
We’ll spin the news right round, right round,
Make you go dumb, make you go dumb  dumb

(Pak Rais)
I’ll spin your head right round, right round
Make you go dumb, make you go dumb dumb

(Mawi – unedited lyrics)
I’m spendin my money
I’m out of control
Somebody help me
She’s takin my bank roll.
But I’m king of the club
And I’m wearin the crown
Poppin these bottles
Touchin these models
Watchin they asses go down down

(Mawi)
We’ll spin the news right round, right round,
Make you go dumb, make you go dumb  dumb

(Pak Rais)
I’ll spin your head right round, right round
Make you go dumb, make you go dumb dumb

(Mawi)
We’ll spin the news right round, right round,
Make you go dumb, make you go dumb  dumb

(Pak Rais)
I’ll spin your head right round, right round
Make you go dumb, make you go dumb dumb

ps: Erk, I just realised, the song should be in Malay. Arghhh.. nevermind I’ll find one later. HAHAHA!

pss: Our leaders seem have this misguided notion of patriotism. Sad.

psss: Actually this post is just to promote the Right Round song, but turned into some kinda crap.. again.

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