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Pantun Seloka Budaya Kita ^^


The pantun is a Malay poetic form. The pantun originated as a traditional oral form of expression. The first examples to be recorded appear in the 15th century in the Malay Annals and the Hikayat Hang Tuah. The most common theme is love.

(Source: Wikipedia)

I love pantun and puisi very much. I joined pantun competitions among classes and I wrote ‘puisi’ (poetry) to be submitted when there were poem writing competitions my secondary school time :P I once won a poem writing competition but I am not going to tell you what I wrote hahaha! :oops: :oops:

Me and friends were having so much fun ‘berbalas pantun’ in Facebook in the face of ugly affairs happening around the country. Here are some of the pantuns. Some quite offensive.. :arrow:

Anwar pemidato hebat
dari mula ke akhir menguasai debat
Shabery mengenang nostalgia tahun tujuhpuluh empat
Anwar bercerita terus terang hitam putih
Sang Shabery mencarut tak pulih pulih
sehingga mulutnya berbuih-buih

Strawberry Chick gelaran diberi,
Shabery Cheek nama empunya diri,
Ukur baju di badan sendiri,
Sebelum malu tidak terperi.

Hajat di hati hendak berdebat,
Jika kalah, saya letak jawatan!
Sungguh malang dia kena lipat,
Berbuih mulut mencarut, sungguh tak sopan.

dua tiga kucing hendak cari,
garfield juga pujaan pak lah,
media semua memuji shabery,
kononnya beliau hebat dan gagah,

dua tiga kucing berlari
mana nak sama pak lah seorang
minyak naik dua tiga kali
lama lama semua orang duduk dalam lubang…

Membeli pulut di tepi istana
Istana terletak di Langkasuka
Berbuih mulut pun tidak berguna
Kalau rakyat sudah tak suka

Menjerat ayam di Gunung Daik
Tak jumpa ayam terjumpa mayat
Anwar memang pendebat terbaik
Hujah yang menarik memikat rakyat

Orang BN Strawberry Cheek,
Berpidato bagai orang lama,
you can kiss my butt cheek,
tak habis cerita lama.

1,2 kucing berlari,
3,4 lembu menari,
ingatkah pedas bagaikan kari,
rupanya lembut bagai kain sari.

duduk berjam tak habis bercerita,
salam tangan bertanya khabar,
rakyat tidak habis menderita,
rakyat sudah tidak sabar.

Kalah judi mulut ternganga
Mulut ternganga lidah berjela
Rosma rambutnya macam singa
Bajunya pula merah menyala

Rosmah Mansor wanita singa,
Bulat gedempol banyak makan gula,
Muka botoxed expresi tiada,
Pontianak malam lagi bergaya.

buah kelapa buah durian,
telur ayam telur itik,
sungguh pelik lagi hairan,
najib tak nak cari bini lagi cantik?

Pergi berniaga sampailah rugi
Kedai jauh tak dapat tumpuan
kenapa perlu berbini lagi
kalau boleh simpan banyak perempuan

tanya si abg kata si adik
apsal lori dia terbalik
bukan kerna takmau cantik
tapi taste najib kan mmg pelik

Ayam dibeli dibuat kari
Kari dibuat untuk kenduri
Wahai tuan bijak bistari
Kenapa Pak Lah berdiam diri?

dalam telur ada guli,
luar guli ada telur,
najib razak mana berani,
nanti rosmah gigit telur.

Kena accident memanglah perit
Sangatlah perit seperti puaka
Di dalam parlimen menjerit-jerit
Kenapa khairy beruk celaka?

khairy jamaluddin raja beruk,
bung moktar raja binatang,
menantu pak lah perangai buruk,
meh sini aku cincang pakai parang.

Pakai kain menyelak-nyelak
selak kain mengoda si Fascist
Dalam parlimen menyalak-nyalak
Kenapa MP Pasir Salak seorang yang racist?

pergi membeli buah salak,
cicah kicap enak sekali,
menyampah tengok mp pasir salak,
kasi sula dia sampai mati.

Go to supermarket with mistress buy things with brand
But later with wife go pasar malam for cheap sales
Hiya Khairul, VJ and Bong why still don’t understand
Not only Khairy but all BN MP’s are assholes !!

Always buy fresh cabbages
For they are guaranteed worm-free
These imbeciles are downright savages
Shall we spray those UMNO goons with dog pee?

Dinner time thinking of food,
Eat chicken or eat fish,
Jo’s idea is very good,
So who’s going to hold the dog’s penis?

do re mi fa so,
apoo aiyak aiyoyo,
itu pak lah manyak loso,
cakap apa pun wa duno,

So Fa Mi Re Do
Like that say can olso
Pak Lah or Dodo
For sure he’s a Ho!!

Jiak par beh ?
Sudah makan kah ?
khairy cakap lebih lebih
besok cerita keluar dalam harakah

Today damn many cars go weeeee
Can see so many ant-infested flattened rats
Who the heck to harvest dog pee
How about that Fat Syed Hamid Bald Cat

apple pie and custard
fried chicken and coleslaw
pak lah is a piece of turd
so is his son in -law

Dari putrajaya ke pulau kapas,
Ular sawa menelan Kerbau Besi
PAS tak layan UMNO mulai lemas
cerita pak lah langsung tak berisi

Tema BERSIH warna kuning
Jalan kaki ke Istana dipagi yang hening
Khairi Desperate, Pak Lah Pening
Rakyat dah tau UMNO kaki pusing

pak pandir dikata dungu,
mana nak sama pak lah seorang,
dari undi umno baik undi lembu,
dah lah, tak payah nak temberang!

UMNO skin is so fucking thick
MSM is manipulated with all kinda trick
The people are tired of all the bullshit
No wonder Pak Maggot face looks like hes trying to shit brick

Ular lidi konon nak menelan gajah
Nik Aziz bertitah takkan dipatuk ular yang sama dilubang sama
Anwar kata lebih tak bermoral sokong parti rasuah
Pengukut PAS kata bermuzakarah dengan UMNO tiada makna

makan nasi gigi berdarah
gigi berdarah menjadi hantu
pak lah bangga 3 kali muzakarah
orang PAS meluat kat bodowi it

UMNO sudah cedera parah
Sebab semua orang dah marah
PAS dengan UMNO nak muzakarah
Make me feel like want to muntah

Sekarang semua orang suka maki Pak Lah
Jatuh dalam jamban pun salahkan Pak Lah
Khairi desperate nak power kahwin anak Pak Lah
Biarpun wife buruk..tapi tak ape lah

Budak mandi tepi kolah
Lepas mandi pegi sekolah
Ape lah bodoh sangat Pak Lah
Dah orang suruh belah..belah lah !!

Sewaktu ke bandar Dubai membeli belah
Lalu si Ajim terjatuh lalu kaki terseliuh
Pak Lah sudah tentu tak nak belah
Sebab poket masih belum penuh

Kerja Polis senang naik pangkat
Kalau pandai jilat sampai terangkat
Jet dah beli, Yatch dah dapat
Ape lagi yang Maggot nak angkat?

kangkung dimakan ulat bulu
nenek makan sirih yang sudah dilipat
kata pak lah nanti ku tanya khairi dulu
semua ilham dipinta dari tingkat empat

khairy si mangkuk racist dan jahat
suka melepak di tingkat empat
Pak Lah cepatlah berampus cepat
sentiasa buat keputusan tak tepat

Khairy racist and tersangat action
Konon dia star of the nation
Macam mana people tak tension
PM flip flop buat decision

Azie genit tersangat jelita
Botak menggoda tidak berjaya
Menteri kabinet semua tidak berupaya
Elok dicampak kedalam paya

Vijay tidak suka glamor
Kharul tidak suka gelama
Pak Lah sangap bebenor
Nak jadi PM berapa lama?

There are more pantuns as I think most of us are addicted shooting pantun after pantun, but I shall stop here :grin: Mari kita berpantun seloka, hiburkan hati yang gundah gelana :up:

ps: Thanks to  Khai, Botak, Saddie, VJ, HotMama, Az and Vince for their awesome pantuns :P

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21 Responses to “Pantun Seloka Budaya Kita ^^”

  1. melbie wrote on Jul 21, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    hahaha so the very best … but so the very panjang jugalah this pantun… butt cheek indeed! :up:

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  2. |1f34|-|1r3 wrote on Jul 21, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    panjang giler wei..berbuih mulut aku baca…kang jd Strwaberry “Butt” Cheek la plak aku ni kang

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  3. ahlost wrote on Jul 21, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    *LOL* Some of the pantuns are quite funny :D

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  4. KNizam wrote on Jul 21, 2008 at 6:57 pm

    aku suka gak pantun seloka camni :arrow:

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  5. nono wrote on Jul 21, 2008 at 7:41 pm

    :cool: waseh man.. pantun. hahah it reminds me of yus montel back in college.

    membeli kari di kedai nyoya, (he was refering to nyonya luar pagar kolej)
    kari diletak di dalam mata..

    hahahahaha! hilarious la time ya! sorry i just ingat kari masuk mata part. hahah

    sorry my comment sikda kaitan dengan your pantun above. :$:

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  6. Ashleigh wrote on Jul 21, 2008 at 8:06 pm

    OMG! You & your friends seriously have so much time to waste making up pantuns!! But, they’re really funny!! Hahahaha!! :grin:

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  7. SINDA wrote on Jul 21, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    hahahah!~ funny to the maxxxx!!!! You guys are so talented!~ Love it! love it! opsssS~

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  8. Archie wrote on Jul 22, 2008 at 9:18 am

    I like this part

    khairy si mangkuk racist dan jahat
    suka melepak di tingkat empat
    Pak Lah cepatlah berampus cepat
    sentiasa buat keputusan tak tepat

    LoL!!! Exactly

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  9. missedtheprogram wrote on Jul 22, 2008 at 10:15 am

    Champagne Supernova!!Good one,laughed till my sides hurt.
    Keep it up!

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  10. bongkersz wrote on Jul 22, 2008 at 10:38 am

    Oh.. Oasis :arrow: Love the song.. :grin:

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  11. missedtheprogram wrote on Jul 22, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    Really? Its my favourite song too, but today nothing’s beating your pantun. Especially liked the “Rosmah and botox ” part.Really cool piece. If it were literature it’ll be up there with my Sonnet 74 by W.Shakespeare..

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  12. AyUmi wrote on Jul 22, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    i love poetry~

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  13. M-I-N wrote on Jul 22, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    paanjang gile pantun.anyway,menghiburkan :lol:
    i like this one

    Rosmah Mansor wanita singa,
    Bulat gedempol banyak makan gula,
    Muka botoxed expresi tiada,
    Pontianak malam lagi bergaya.

    :lol:

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  14. clement wrote on Jul 22, 2008 at 7:42 pm

    wuah… kancheong when i read your post.. not bad, and it rhyme.. li hai.. salut!

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  15. Clare wrote on Jul 22, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    So long! :mrgreen:

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  16. Clare wrote on Jul 22, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    Tapi syok lah baca

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  17. Blackhatseo wrote on Jul 22, 2008 at 11:08 pm

    Added. Nice work on this one. Btw, my blog is dofollow, stop by and grab a link. Walter

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  18. bongkersz wrote on Jul 23, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    ehem.. itu pantun empunya blog ini.. :oops: :oops:

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  19. bongkersz wrote on Jul 23, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    yes.. indah gitu.. :arrow:

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  20. bongkersz wrote on Jul 23, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    i can’t do literature dude.. haha! that’s one tough feat.

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