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My Tweets (for last week ended on 2009-10-17)

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  • What's the fuck wrong with Ming Cafe, playing the music so fucking loud? The whole street can listen damn it! #fb #
  • Lawak paling ngeri.. kalau jadi kenyataan lah.. Zaid Ibrahim & Chua Jui Meng ialah kuda 'trojan'. *weak grin* #fb #
  • Oh? Ibrahim 'Katak' Ali wants to rejoin Umno? *big grin* #fb #
  • Chatted w/ a friend bout Chua Jui Meng. Poor fler must be cursing his luck. If he's still in MCA, mayb he's the president in waiting lol #fb #
  • Nyahahaha! Taik palat!RT @Aisehman: KTK: Gerakan juga lakukan perubahan http://tinyurl.com/yghceue LMAO LJIANGQING #
  • Hamsor can do Marge Simpson local version. RT @stephendoss: @kavilan rambut siapa lebih tinggi, marge simpson atau hamsoR? #
  • Ramsey vs Chef Ismail.. the latter wins because, he drinks Cap Long Kat. RT @anthraxxxx: @bongkersz Ramsey is brutal and fuckish :P #
  • 5,000 years of practise meh! RT @stephendoss: @timmysay PENING already, all these MCA guys switching sides faster than you can say M–C–A #
  • Another 433 tweets to reach 10,000 tweets. ROTFLMAO. FML! #
  • Friday night!! Here I come! 3 minutes to time. Wheeeeee! Happy Deepavali to my Hindu friends. Don't choke on the murukus ;) #fb #
  • *Yawns* RT @walski69: Puteri UMNO wanna be agents of change? http://bit.ly/2qnFyj (via@nstonline ) – agents of diaper change, maybe… #
  • RT @anthraxxxx: GLC means Government Linked Companies. Not MY BAPAK PUNYA LINKED COMPANIES. #
  • Telcos in other country is close to launch 4G, means 100Mb/s on mobile and 1Gb/s on broadband. Ours? 3G also hardly consistent. #fail #fb #
  • Hoi Umno! GLC- Government Linked Companies! Not ULC- Umno Linked Companies. Knock that down your thick skull. #fb #
  • RT @TheNutGraph: Zaid: PR must move beyond BN bashing and sloganeering n must haf clear policies n leadership to convince the rakyat. #
  • Scout from among the taxi drivers. Sure win. RT @staronline: Malaysia's Lotus F1 team to announce drivers by end November #fb #
  • Epic GWave video!!! XD Hillarious! I love Pulp Fiction!! http://bit.ly/4vfQAR #fb #
  • Awesome! HAHA! RT @ben_israel: The best entertainment I've had from Google Wave so far http://bit.ly/4vfQAR (via @Scobleizer) #fb #
  • #FF 12foloonot? @auzani @plenteh @nxa0004 @syahredzan @carribeanking7 @tzywen @knizam94 @smileybi @Amy_Angelz @Aisehman @lightyoruichi #
  • #FF 12foloka? @walski69 @dropsofjupiter @izzobel @ChowPong @geminianeyes @kavilan @thelaughinggas @jaschintaz @danielyc @Asohan @victorliew #
  • Let's list it out. How many 1 we have now, since 1Malaysia was launched. Damn this obsession. #fb #
  • I don't have any, yet. :P RT @icednyior: At what price will you buy a Poken in Msia? Something reasonable. Mayb Rm60 or up? Pls RT #
  • Zaid got big balls, Isa got none. #fb #
  • Love this site. RT @walski69: Useful English->BM translation & vice versa) site: http://is.gd/4lSVk @geminianeyes @icednyior @victorliew #
  • 1Malaysia inclusive my ass! RT @staronline: Reduce Federal aid to Pakatan state govts, go straight to rakyat http://bit.ly/1R4ZD0 #fb #
  • Stay tune!! RT @kavilan: Dont 4get. Battle royale tomolo! Rosmah's hair vs Indrani's make-up. #
  • Yaataaa! @thelaughinggas @2side @kavilan @dropsofjupiter @kushairi @taeyong @plenteh @zlene @auzani @snappy_monkey @zas_ishak @victorliew #
  • Traffic jams, lousy concerts, haze etc. RT abinesh Why dont the aliens want to come to Malaysia?? http://bit.ly/1YqCM #
  • Chicken rice FTW! #fb #
  • Dahsyat ni! RT @timmysay: 6.1 earthquake ganyang Indonesia again! 12.33am MYT — 135 miles north-northeast of Baubau on Sulawesi. #fb #
  • Facebook is crawling really slow lately.. #fb #
  • RT @Asohan: Msia Boleh! RT @brigitterozario Ogawd. Every news agency in the world picked up our free honeymoon story http://bit.ly/4cDxw0 #
  • ad: Weekly Offer On A Select Group of 12 Shirts For $12 Each. http://is.gd/4lEZr #
  • RT @5xmom: Politicians think journalists eat shits. Journalists think politicians are full of shits. But dun worry, we have 1Toilet now! #
  • Loving Brizzly very much!! Must thank @icednyior again for introducing it to me ;) #
  • Got my GWave, thanks to @dustyhawk but it's lonely in there.. I can't send out invites, no feature to do that yet. Looks pretty cool!! #
  • Don't worry Datin, your image is awesome! Great hair! RT @RosmahMansor: Leaders' wives to maintain good image:http://bit.ly/2O5b4c #
  • Let's sing & dance along 1Jamban theme song – Oh Tandas! http://bit.ly/2nYxCI @kavilan @ckgord @d_sticks @engineered_miri @anthraxxxx #fb #
  • Salam 1Jamban, 1Toilet Paper, 1ToiletBowl @kavilan @ckgord @stephendoss @auzani @victorliew @lightyoruichi @danliew @thelaughinggas #
  • #DNFF Unless you like talking to the wall @NajibRazak :P #
  • #FF Follow at your own risk . Crazy band-playing dudes. @ckgord @d_sticks #
  • We have #FF Follow Friday. Can we have DNFF – Do Not Follow Friday? :P #
  • Good morning beautiful people. Salam 1kampung. *chuckles* Have a great Friday! ;) #fb #
  • RT @realPMMalaysia: im glad terengganu has embraced the concept of 1Malaysia by having 1Toilet. inilah yang kita mahu, bersatu di mana jua! #
  • Lacoste Pour Homme. *sniff sniff* #fb #
  • 4.59pm – *Tettt* Habis kerja. Cabut. #
  • Am I reading this????? 'Just don't get caught?' Good advice. RT @meeshly: Wow. This is a whole new level of stupid – http://bit.ly/V1Me8 #fb #
  • Cheebuy Streamyx #streamyxsucks #
  • BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Lucu sial! XD RT @engineered_miri: http://bit.ly/1FmRLq :: Najib: Don't be suspicious of 1Malaysia :: ROFLMAO :D #fb #
  • Jem Mutiara mungkin datang ke Malaysia! Aku akan sula kemudian cincang 18 kerat sesiapa yang buat bantahan :P http://bit.ly/x8qlJ #fb #
  • Totally. Direct hit. RT @Asohan: Najib on NEP http://bit.ly/45HNo4 seems direct hit at @Khairykj & his address yesterday http://bit.ly/HoDCM #
  • I mean Wave love. Before anyone poke fun at my confusing tweet. RT @bongkersz: @NileshBabu i need some love! #
  • Saya amat meluat dengan kempen 1 itu dan ini. Hari ini 1Tandas di Terengganu. Lepas ini apa? Cukuplah. Buat lawak pun dah basi. #fb #
  • Governance in Malaysia. Divide-and-conquer method. Racial and tribal distinction emphasized rather than cohesion. #
  • I yesterday just begged for it.. RT @danielyc: @smashpop @bongkersz @alexwnl @ndru @wuichi @NileshBabu ada google wave? invite plsssssssss #
  • Politik 101: Semakin galak anda buat penafian terhadap suatu isu yang jelas bercanggah, semakin kurang nilai kepercayaan terhadap anda. #
  • Oxymoron. Consistently and convincingly acting as it is. RT @staronline: Umno is not racist: Najib http://bit.ly/11cE0L #fb #
  • Confusing. RT @syahredzan: RT: @walski69: If UMNO's principle is to be inclusive of all, what then is the point of race-based politics? #fb #
  • Mengapa perlu begitu 'defensive' sekiranya ia tidak benar? Hairan sungguh. #
  • OKT – Muka tembok. Undi apa macam ni? http://bit.ly/1Sbnsu #fb #
  • Yang perasan hebat. RT @kavilan: Topik hari ini – Siapakah artis tanahair yang paling memualkan anda? :P #
  • Hear hear. RT @meetski: @Khairykj using taxpayer's money. It's the duty of a govt to do it. not done as a favour to us. #
  • Itu memang tanggungjawab sebagai kerajaan, tidak harus diungkit-ungkit. RT @Khairykj: Jasa UMNO mencapai kemerdekaan & membangunkan negara. #
  • Harap itu benar. RT @Khairykj: UMNO sedar & insaf dari PRU12. UMNO perlu berubah. Kita akan berubah. #
  • Najib terlalu byk cuba m'buat justifikasi jasa/budi Umno/BN kpd rakyat. Bukan itu tanggungjawab sebuah kerajaan prihatin? Perlu 'grateful?' #
  • Bosan dan jelik dengan ucapan2 saban tahun Perhimpunan Umno. Berapi-api, penuh semangat, bernas, panjang lebar indah. Buatnya tidak. #fb #
  • Upacara membanteras pengikut-pengikut palsu. Cantas! #
  • Saya rasa banyak sangat penyanyi Melayu di Malaysia yang menyanyi dengan sebutan tunggang langgang ala Mat Saleh. Entah mengapa. #fb #
  • Utusan adalah akhbar contoh di Malaysia. #
  • Hannah Tan is on hitz.fm woot woot! #fb #
  • Niamah. RT @NileshBabu: lmao – hahaha – ‘1Toilet’ plan to let teachers and students mingle freely http://bit.ly/2bufSs #fb #
  • 1carpet. RT @zas_ishak: rosmah : "1wife" …… najib : " owh man …" #
  • Sempena bulan Oktober :P Tragedi Oktober – http://bit.ly/3z81Ao #fb #
  • Sempena Hari Berkicau dalam Bahasa Melayu, saya cuma akan dengar lagu Melayu hari ini. Lagu Untukmu – http://bit.ly/2HK6KS #
  • Jumlah kicauan setakat ini 9,292. Hidup saya sungguh poyo. JDH (Jadahnya Hidup Saya, versi Melayu FML = Fuck My Life). #
  • Burung kasawari terbang tinggi, Burung saya tak boleh terbang, Rasa girang tidak terperi, Boleh curi tulang trang tang tang! #
  • Selamat pagi dan salam 1kampung semua! #fb #
  • Indonesian ciggie adverts really.. out of this world. ROTFLMAO! #
  • I eat like a pig today. I'm a happy pig. #fb #
  • Ban horror films. Genius idea. *Speechless mode* #fb #
  • Long grass no more! #
  • I kinda missed @NajibRazak tweets. Especially the '3pm – Appointment' '9am – Cabinet Meeting' tweets. Give me some! #
  • Not sure whether I want to go and watch Surrogate later. #fb #
  • Better than sex. RT @ChowPong: @bongkersz crunchy, crispy muruku, the aroma, the herbs, the sound they made in your mouth… Ah….murukus.. #
  • sounds a bit too wrong. RT @junw3n: @icednyior tempting me with @bongkersz bong @danielyc #
  • sucking bong? bwahahahahaha! RT @danielyc: @icednyior @junw3n @bongkersz tempting on what? murukku? ahhehehe #
  • Adakah itu Amber Chia? :P RT @junw3n: ini mesti ketuk rakan sekerja ni… RT @ndru: Product is pronouced with an O not – Praduck #
  • I'm basically.. on 'makan gaji buta' mode for now. EM outstation with other engineers. Jobs are slow. #
  • Memang! RT @NileshBabu: hahah buaya darat RT @icednyior: buaya -_-" RT @auzani: @stephendoss I shld add dis @radianceleong!! she hot?? ;) #
  • Panaskan badan berkicau dalam Bahasa Melayu, persediaan untuk esok 15hb Oct! ;) Minta belas ihsan siapa ada Google Wave, jemputlah saya :P #
  • RT @auzani Hari Kicauan (tweet) Bahasa Kebangsaan yang ke-2 pada 15hb oktober 2009 00:00 hingga 23:59. ;) #
  • Where is the love people? Please send me a Google Wave invite :P bongkersz at gmail dot com #fb #
  • What is the name of the band (I think is Asian/local) singing the song, er with part of the lyric is 'I'll be alright'. Female singer. :P #
  • Disturbing delegates response: To Anwar, PAS, DAP bashing – cheering and shouting. To an honest, bold ideas – Silent & restless. #fb #
  • That's new. RT @TheNutGraph: Khairy actually calls for Youth to ditch "Malay dominance" and embrace "Malay leadership"! The hall is silent. #
  • "Umno a party for all", "Umno to wipe out money politics", "Umno must make changes". Duh! #fb #
  • Am I the only one who thinks speeches at Umno assembly especially by Najib, a sort of deja vu like? Recycled scripts? *yawns* #fb #
  • Good morning! Salam 1kampung :P #fb #
  • Watching the audition of 'So you think you can dance?' just now. Damn hilarious hahaha! Robert Murraine is sick! Damn wicked! #fb #
  • Recycled script? It's getting stale.. RT @netraKL: No kidding..RT @staronline: Umno needs to change: Najib http://bit.ly/13c7Tk #fb #
  • How men talk to their wives /gfs http://bit.ly/7WeVO (he he he…) #fb #
  • Hamsor has a competitor!!! RT @plenteh: http://bit.ly/4fw7J #
  • You should keep quiet ;) RT @mysarawak: Both leaders should resign: Dr Mahathir: http://bit.ly/FWyZS #
  • Woot? Funny guy FTW! RT @faliqfahmie: Katy Perry is dating Brand Russell? Elok la tu. Dua dua kepala gila #fb #
  • Oh l love this song! Meet Me Halfway, yeah? http://bit.ly/jW6if #fb #
  • You're doomed, dead or alive. RT @bongkersz: @ckgord no use. ever heard of necrophilia? MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! @kavilan @stephendoss #
  • Excessive hair is a sign of fortune. No wonder lahhhhhhhhhh Hamsor has such thick and big hair! #shit #
  • The reply is even funnier! XD "… If armpit hair could bring fortune, then monkeys in China would have been filthy rich there..” #fb #
  • Omaigoat.. I couldn't stop laughing reading this.. “Women in China believe that armpit hair brings fortune…” Bwahahahahaahahahahhahaha! #fb #
  • Support #Arsenal, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! – http://twibbon.com/join/Arsenal-3 #
  • nemu ku. bisi nya madah kemarik. kati nuan deh? :P enggai pulai eh? RT @Amy_Angelz: @bongkersz haha :p cibol bulih kerja ba miri. #
  • I love this blog title.. hahahaha! "40 and not sagging yet" XD #
  • Rambut Hamsor sungguh tebal. Contoh penggunaan. 'Dia memang tak malu, muka setebal rambut Hamsor!' #shit #
  • Come join us! RT @kavilan: Introducing, by popular demand, Seloka Hamsor Internet (SHIT), an open group dedicated to Hamsor's HAIR jokes! #
  • Hamsor suka lelaki karpet #shit #
  • Er, saya tidak faham. WTF? wht the fuss? http://bit.ly/2wb3jF “….question his picking a racial group – the Dayaks as the subject…” #fb #
  • ppl dnt wnt 2 hear abt wht the previous government did. After all, the ppl have alrdy kicked out the previous government b/c of wht it did. #
  • Hmmm… I don't know that selling carpets can be so lucrative… XD #fb #
  • Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. #fb #
  • Scariest man in Malaysia telling his stories – PKFZ: Some Untold Stories by Citizen Nades. http://www.citizen-nades.com/ #fb #
  • Good morning mortals! #fb #
  • Wah this Elisha Dushku quite cute.. #fb #
  • Just came back from a haircut and got my eyes checked. Damn, I need to wear glasses from now on… :'( #fb #
  • Later peeps. Merempit mode. *grins* #
  • Sweet babe. RT @smashpop: Nokia N900 Browser & It's Impressive UI http://is.gd/4f7wu #
  • Anyone wants to do a 'Kay-El' version? HAHA! http://bit.ly/LxLJc #fb #
  • Or write a comment, post, anything in Caps Lock. @hitzdotfm Please don't tweet in Caps Lock. It makes you look stupid. #
  • Public transportation, a perpetual pain in the ass? F*cking do something about it, please. http://bit.ly/s1sWC #fb #
  • Tengku Razaleigh on 'race'. RT @anakperak: race ? http://bit.ly/4ixjWx #
  • Malaysia is still stuck at 'race relations', after 52 years. Only politicians and race based pol. parties obsessing w/ the word 'RACE'. #fb #
  • We will have good race relations when we stop obsessing about race. But I guess our politicians and some people just don't get it. Sigh. #fb #
  • "The Malays will get their rights. & the Chinese & the Indians, too, will be given fair consideration for theirs," Irony at its best. #
  • Keep wanting, after 52 years. ROTFLMAO!! "Najib wants Malaysia to have best race relations in the world" – http://bit.ly/kxkCm #fb #
  • Muhyiddin – I see the winds of change coming our way. *chuckles* You said the same thing at P.P dude. Farted again? XD #fb #
  • Conclusion: BN full of constipated people. XD RT @Pearlydean: Constipated people don't give a crap. #
  • If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw", you hit her head with the shovel. XD XD XD #
  • The doc replied, Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. #
  • (cont.) The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?' #
  • (cont.) The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..' #
  • Monday morning joke! – A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. (cont.) #
  • I love my coffee. The bitter the better. #fb #
  • Early morning bashing trolls.. wah so fun! #fb #
  • Good morning, mortals. #fb #
  • PR, bitter not. This defeat is very much needed, now seriously sit down & sort all the infighting. This time, PR not united enough to win. #
  • Haha! RT @TheNutGraph: DPM has arrived at the tallying centre.In previous elections when BN lost, they were absent at the tallying centre. #
  • Isa Samad, you already have 5k postal votes in the bag, it's only expected you win this easy battle. Not indication of what so ever. #fb #
  • This win, for BN is a good thing. It will make BN more arrogant and faster to self destruct. Congratulation and good luck ;) #fb #
  • http://twitpic.com/l3obz – Panorama @Esplanade Miri taken using this lousy phone.. :P #
  • http://twitpic.com/l3ns6 – Esplanade Miri. #fb #
  • http://twitpic.com/l3nir – Obligatory camwhore pose. @Pong Zehnder @Ras Mhd @Nora Abdullah :D #fb #
  • http://twitpic.com/l3n7u – Esplanade Miri ;) #
  • Wah… this song.. so kinky. "I'll be your ride". Eh wait, it's not.. it's "I'll be alright". Sorry.. blur Sunday morning :P #fb #
  • RT @netraKL: RT @TheNutGraph: A bizarre week in Bagan Pinang. A tale of two mind-boggling campaigns. http://bit.ly/19qsuZ #
  • RT @shitmydadsays: "Son, people will always try and fuck U. Don't waste UR life planning 4 a fucking, juz B alert when UR pants R down." #fb #
  • I hate this sucky Celcom broadband connection at my housing area, I can only online if I do it from this one corner at my house. FML #fb #
  • "There's chance for ANOTHER Indian party to be in Barisan Nasional" – This statement cracked me up. Hahahaha! Jokers!!!! I love jokers.. # #
  • How many more Indian parties you need? All peddling the same shit -helping BN to regain Indian support, to help Indians. What a joke. #fb #
  • Duh? Only now they know? Gah! Slow poke. RT @timmysay: 'MCA totally irrelevant to the Chinese' http://tinyurl.com/yjk96dc #fb #
  • MCA kuda yang patah kaki! RT @AnwarIbrahim: Ong TK dan Chua SL tersingkir. MCA bukan lagi dipersimpangan jalan, malah lumpuh. #fb #
  • I'm Chinese and I'm happy MCA is in a mess, or gone! I don't need a party to fight for me as a Chinese, but as a Malaysian. ;) #fb #
  • Biggest winner of this MCA orgy fest is… Tiong King Sing. ;) #fb #
  • Q: What MCA and headless chickens have in common? ;) Both are dying.. running without direction. Hahahaha! #fb #
  • Rainy day. Lazying at home watching the funny box with moving pictures and sounds. #fb #
  • Good morning all! I wish this Gravity has the option to 'reply all' the morning greetings.. :P #

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