Malaysian politicians & famous people on #themissingrmafengine

Karpal Singh – Itu bigfoot ambil #themissingrmafengine buat hantaran kahwin dia!

Bung Mukhtar – Mana ada! Saya tidak pernah ambil #themissingrmafengine itu untuk hantaran kahwin saya. Tanya Zizie Izette.

(Source: Beautiful Nara)

Zizie Izette – Kalau Datuk kata ya, iyalah.

Chua Soi Lek – Yes. It was me. I want to stress that #themissingrmafengine is just a casual friend.

Lingam – Well, that’s not my engine. Sounds the same, looks similar but not #themissingrmafengine belong to me.

Rais Yatim – Boleh cakap Bahasa Melayu? Tidak boleh? Apa punya #themissingrmafengine, biarlah ia hilang. Tidak patriotik.

Hishammuddin Hussein –  Why are we only looking at #themissingrmafengine? That is totally unfair because it is sensational? Ini bukan budaya kita. *unsheathe keris*

Nazri Aziz – Mahathir is a bloody racist for defending #themissingrmafengine

Mahathir – Apanama itu #themissingrmafengine? Saya tidak ingat.

Ong Tee Keat – Let’s have another EGM to decide the outcome of #themissingrmafengine

Samyvellu – Saya tidak mahu cakap banyak. Mereka boleh kata apa mereka suka. #themissingrmafengine bukan pengganti saya. Just rumours.

Tiong King Sing – Ong Tee Keat flew on my plane with #themissingrmafengine before. And he still owe me RM10mil for that.

Rosmah – If I found it, I will return #themissingrmafengine to the rightful owner. But I want my good deed to be published in MSM and the owner must reward me handsomely lah. NO, it is not in my hair damn it!

Najib – I don’t know #themissingrmafengine and I had never met it. I am busy with 1Malaysia.

Saiful Bukhari – I swear #themissingrmafengine is not in my ass.

Ezam – I have the boxes with information about #themissingrmafengine. I swear.

Ibrahim ‘Katak’ Ali – Ada banyak jenis enjin jet ni. #themissingrmafengine ini enjin jet bla bla bla Hidup Melayu! bla bla bla Kawe dok tunggu Umno jemput kawe  join parti demo bla bla bla.

Syed Hamid Albar (if he’s still around as Home Minister) – Don’t worry. #themissingrmafengine is with me. I am locking it up under ISA to protect it.

Khairy Jamaluddin – I have sold all #themissingrmafengine for a loss.

Pak Lah – #themissingrmafengine? Zzzzzz zzzz

MACC – No. We never interrogated #themissingrmafengine. We only asked few questions and let it go.

Cow protestors – No. We never brought #themissingrmafengine with us. Only the cow head. And now it is missing too.

#Bendera invasion army – We got your jet engine! We captured #themissingrmafengine with our awesome bamboo sticks, bwahahahahaha! Yes, the invasion is still on.

Anwar Ibrahim – We have been talking to #themissingrmafengine and our takeover plan is still on. No we cannot reveal the engine number.

Pemuda PAS – #themissingrmafengine should not be allowed to come in Malaysia. It promotes hedonisme.

Alex Yoong – I am ashamed F1 1Malaysia doesn’t use #themissingrmafengine for its race car.

JAKIM – We have determined that #themissingrmafengine is halal.

Okay, I think that is enough. If I can think of any more quotes I will add to the post HA! HA! HA!

ps: N900 review can wait 😉

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16 Responses to “Malaysian politicians & famous people on #themissingrmafengine”

  1. aman wrote on Dec 22, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    haha. apakah? pakai hashtag? huhu~


    bongkersz Reply:

    @aman, ehem SEO bro.. SEO XD


  2. Fi-sha wrote on Dec 22, 2009 at 6:29 pm

    Bong Dear

    Thanks a gazillion for making me LOL today. You are truly a genius!

    Take care!


    bongkersz Reply:

    @Fi-sha, hello! Been busy running around.. ehe, glad to make you laugh 😉


  3. Samat wrote on Dec 22, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    What about Bung Mokhtar says?

    – Saya tidak cukup kacak untuk #themissingrmafengine… 😆


    bongkersz Reply:

    @Samat, yes Bung Mukhtar already gave his comment, just after Karpal Singh.


  4. oDiN wrote on Dec 22, 2009 at 9:39 pm



  5. Extremist Thinker wrote on Dec 22, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    ariff fahmi – #themissingrmafengine sudah diputuskan oleh majlis tertinggi. saya no komen.

    Dr Rosli Allani Abdul – #themissingrmafengine yakin tidak bersalah dalam hal ini.

    Nik Aziz – saya mendapat nasihat yang salah tentang #themissingrmafengine oleh penasihat kerajaan negeri.

    Datuk Sulaiman Abdul Rahman Abu Taib – saya punya masalah peribadi dengan #themissingrmafengine

    Abd Khalid Ibrahim – AAapaaa tue #theeee missingggg rmaaaa fengggg ineeeeee. Sokong la #theeee missingggg rmaaaa fengggg ineeeeee!


    bongkersz Reply:

    @Extremist Thinker, hahahahaha! Yang Nik Aziz dengan Khalid Ibrahim tu best, nanti aku updatekan 😛


  6. Garf1eld wrote on Dec 29, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    Just syok syok browsing around ppl’s blog. So just to say hi and let you know I got come here before. 😛


    bongkersz Reply:

    @Garf1eld, thanks for dropping by 😉 wah you have a nice blog there!!!! *stalking mode on*


  7. Garfield wrote on Jan 6, 2010 at 1:51 am

    my blog is just a normal blog only lah.
    i always wanted to write about politic stuff, but write already, all keep them as draft, coz later afraid kena by the gang “Ikut Suka Aku”



    bongkersz Reply:

    @Garfield, ehe.. don’t worry much, they have tastier and bigger targets to fry.. 😛


  8. Garfield wrote on Jan 6, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    actually now they wanted to simply catch some bloggers then kenakan them to set as example for warning other bloggers to stop writing anything.

    thats y i want to avoid to be part of those examples


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