Karpal Singh – Itu bigfoot ambil #themissingrmafengine buat hantaran kahwin dia!
Bung Mukhtar – Mana ada! Saya tidak pernah ambil #themissingrmafengine itu untuk hantaran kahwin saya. Tanya Zizie Izette.
(Source: Beautiful Nara)
Zizie Izette – Kalau Datuk kata ya, iyalah.
Chua Soi Lek – Yes. It was me. I want to stress that #themissingrmafengine is just a casual friend.
Lingam – Well, that’s not my engine. Sounds the same, looks similar but not #themissingrmafengine belong to me.
Rais Yatim – Boleh cakap Bahasa Melayu? Tidak boleh? Apa punya #themissingrmafengine, biarlah ia hilang. Tidak patriotik.
Hishammuddin Hussein – Why are we only looking at #themissingrmafengine? That is totally unfair because it is sensational? Ini bukan budaya kita. *unsheathe keris*
Nazri Aziz – Mahathir is a bloody racist for defending #themissingrmafengine
Mahathir – Apanama itu #themissingrmafengine? Saya tidak ingat.
Ong Tee Keat – Let’s have another EGM to decide the outcome of #themissingrmafengine
Samyvellu – Saya tidak mahu cakap banyak. Mereka boleh kata apa mereka suka. #themissingrmafengine bukan pengganti saya. Just rumours.
Tiong King Sing – Ong Tee Keat flew on my plane with #themissingrmafengine before. And he still owe me RM10mil for that.
Rosmah – If I found it, I will return #themissingrmafengine to the rightful owner. But I want my good deed to be published in MSM and the owner must reward me handsomely lah. NO, it is not in my hair damn it!
Najib – I don’t know #themissingrmafengine and I had never met it. I am busy with 1Malaysia.
Saiful Bukhari – I swear #themissingrmafengine is not in my ass.
Ezam – I have the boxes with information about #themissingrmafengine. I swear.
Ibrahim ‘Katak’ Ali – Ada banyak jenis enjin jet ni. #themissingrmafengine ini enjin jet bla bla bla Hidup Melayu! bla bla bla Kawe dok tunggu Umno jemput kawe join parti demo bla bla bla.
Syed Hamid Albar (if he’s still around as Home Minister) – Don’t worry. #themissingrmafengine is with me. I am locking it up under ISA to protect it.
Khairy Jamaluddin – I have sold all #themissingrmafengine for a loss.
Pak Lah – #themissingrmafengine? Zzzzzz zzzz
MACC – No. We never interrogated #themissingrmafengine. We only asked few questions and let it go.
Cow protestors – No. We never brought #themissingrmafengine with us. Only the cow head. And now it is missing too.
#Bendera invasion army – We got your jet engine! We captured #themissingrmafengine with our awesome bamboo sticks, bwahahahahaha! Yes, the invasion is still on.
Anwar Ibrahim – We have been talking to #themissingrmafengine and our takeover plan is still on. No we cannot reveal the engine number.
Pemuda PAS – #themissingrmafengine should not be allowed to come in Malaysia. It promotes hedonisme.
Alex Yoong – I am ashamed F1 1Malaysia doesn’t use #themissingrmafengine for its race car.
JAKIM – We have determined that #themissingrmafengine is halal.
Okay, I think that is enough. If I can think of any more quotes I will add to the post HA! HA! HA!
ps: N900 review can wait 😉