One dark night, a Perodua Kancil car was strolling on the highway. Suddenly the engine died and the car stopped. So the driver opened the engine cover and inspected the engine compartment but being an idiot in car related things, he didn’t know what is wrong with his Kancil. So he took out his cellphone and looked for numbers to call. At this time, a Nissan Skyline GT-R drove past. The driver suddenly stopped and reversed his Skyline to the place where the Kancil driver was standing. And he asked..
Skyline Driver : What happened to your car?
Kancil Driver : Er, no idea, bro. You want to help me? Have a look at my car.
Skyline Driver : Sorry man, I know shits about cars. I just know how to drive, the rest my mechanic will settle it for me. Never want to get my hands dirty, you know.. But I can help to tow your car to the nearest town. How?
Kancil Driver : Em.. Okay, I appreciate that man.
Skyline Driver : No problem man. Just let me know if I’m driving too fast yeah? You sit inside your Kancil and flash the lights if I’m to fast.
Kancil : Easy dude. Flash the lights I will..
So the Skyline towed the Kancil behind and their journey continued. After some distance, another car drove past them, this time it was a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 9. The Evo 9 slowed down and started to rev his engine, signaling his challenge for a race to the Skyline. The Skyline driver, obviously pissed with the arrogant display by the Evo 9 slam his pedal and start accelerating. Both cars were speeding fast, with the Evo 9 leading in the front.
As the cars speeding at the top of their speed, they were unaware that the area is famous for speed trap. So at this one speed trap location, a policeman is standing by his speed recording instrument. The cars sped fast past him and his instrument. To his disbelieve, the screen was showing the cars were traveling at 250km/j. He grabbed his walkie talkie and relayed the information to his colleague.
Policeman 1 : Bola satu ke bola dua. Bola satu ke bola dua..(Ball one to ball two.. ball one to ball two..)
Policeman 2 : Bola dua terima. Cakap. (Ball two here. Speak)
Police 1 : Awak mesti tak percaya ni. Ada kereta sedang berlumba di jalan raya. Alat pengesan kelajuan mencatatkan kelajuan melebihi 250km/j! (You would’nt believe this. There are cars racing on the road. My instrument recorded their speed at more than 250km/j!)
Police 2 : Hah! Tolong bagitau jenis kereta. (Hah! Please tell the type of cars)
Police 1 : Kereta di depan ialah sebuah Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 9. Mengekori di belakang ialah sebuah Nissan Skyline GT-R. Dan, amat mengejutkan, sebuah Kancil mengekori rapat di belakang kedua dua kereta sambil membuat isyarat menggunakan lampunya hendak memotong!! (The first car is a Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 9. It was followed by a Nissan Skyline GT-R. And the shocking part is a Kancil was tail-gating both cars closely while flashing its lights wanting to overtake them!!)
Police 2 : Malaysia Boleh!!
Police 1 : Boleh!!
(Story edited from a sms I received, added here and there)
He he heeeee.. Enjoy the crap~!
Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 9
Nissan Skyline GT-R