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Machine “Jem”? Rage Against the Machine!!!


I saw this when I was at the bank somewhere at Taman Megah last week. It was Saturday morning. Could not help to snap a photo haha! I actually saw a similar notice at another bank somewhere in Damansara Utama (Hint : Cibol is currently working at that bank :P) but I did not take any photo, could not be bothered at that time. I am distancing myself from this blogger acute syndrome, every piece of shit also want to take photo then blog about it… Haha!

RHB : Sorry! Machine Jem!!! (Jem kepala hotak! Jem boleh makan, contohnya jem nenas, jem strawberi, jem durian…) 05.Apr. 08

Customer 1 : Hello RHB, How can this (happen?) every weekend at most of yr (your) busy branches? disgusting service! (very long ! haha)

Customer 2 : Don’t just say sorry, get it work!

Customer 3 : YOU ARE A DISGRACE RHB! WHAT KIND OF SERVICE IS THIS!

Serve them right! How many times you went to banks during weekend (the only time we are have free time to do all the banking shits) and found their machine not working?

** The note was for the cheque deposit machine. Why cheque deposit machine always break down?

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I received this in my Facebook wall. It is a fun read. Haha! Yeah, we are all suckers for these kind of things especially reading some good things about yourself, (although you probably know there are millions of people out there sharing the same ‘fate’ and ‘descriptions’) Anyway, do no take it seriously. It is good for laughs and therapeutic for your grotesquely inflated ego. ROTFLMAO!

1. ARIES – The Liar
(the Ram – 21 March – 19 April)
* A Flirt
* Outgoing.
* Lovable.
* Spontaneous.
* Not one to mess with.
* Funny.
* pritty good kisser.
* a little adorable.
* Loves relationships.
* Addictive.
* Loud.

2. TAURUS – The funny one

(the Bull – 20 April – 20 May)
* Aggressive.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
* Extremely outgoing.
* Loves to help people in times of need.
* AMAZING kisser.
* GOOD personality.
* Stubborn but a caring person.
* One of a kind.
* Not one to mess with.
* Usually are the most attractive people.

3. GEMINI – Irresistible

(the Twins – 21 May – 21 June)
* Nice.
* Love is one of a kind.
* Great listener.
* Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out, especially if someone comes between a friendship or relationship.
* Trustworthy.
* Always happy.
* Loud.
* Talkative.
* Extremely random and proud of it.
* Outgoing.
* VERY Forgiving.
* Loves to make friends.
* Has a beautiful smile.
* Generous.
* Strong.
* The Irresistible one.

4. CANCER – The Cutie

(the Crab – 22 June – 22 July)
* Most AMAZING kisser…Very high appeal.
* Love is one of a kind.
* Very romantic.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* Very creative.
* Outgoing.
* Extremely random and proud of it.
* Freak.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Spontaneous.
* Great at telling stories.
* Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it.
* Someone you should hold on to.

5. LEO – The Lion

(the Lion – 23 July – 22 August)
* Great talker.
* Attractive and passionate.
* Laid back.
* Knows how to have fun.
* Is really good at almost anything.
* GREAT kisser.
* Unpredictable.
* Outgoing.
* Down to earth.
* Addictive.
* Attractive.
* Loud.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Talkative.
* Not one to mess with.
* Rare to find.
* Good when found.

6. VIRGO – The One that Waits

(the Virgin – 23 August – 22 September)
* Dominant in relationships.
* Someone loves them right now.
* Always wants the last word.
* Caring.
* Smart.
* Loud.
* Loyal.
* Easy to talk to.
* Everything you ever wanted.
* Easy to please.
* The one and only.

7. LIBRA – The Sexy one

(the Balance aka the scales – 23 September – 23 October)
* Nice to everyone they meet.
* THE BEST in bed
* Their Love is one of a kind.
* Fragile
* Silly, fun,funny and sweet.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Have own unique appeal.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* However not the kind of
person you want to mess with…you might end up
crying.

8. SCORPIO – The Addicted Oversexed Power Freak
(the Scorpion – 24 October – 21 November)

* EXTREMELY adorable.
* Psychotic When fucked around with
* Great in bed
* Intelligent.
* Loves to joke.
* Very good sense of humor.
* Energetic.
* GOOD kisser.
* Always get what they want.
* Attractive.
* Easy going.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Talkative.
* Romantic.
* Caring.

9. SAGITTARIUS – The Promiscuous One

(the Archer – 22 November – 21 December)
* Spontaneous.
* High appeal.
* Rare to find.
* Great when found.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* So much love to give.
* Not one to mess with.
* Very attractive.
* Very romantic.
* Nice to everyone they meet.
* Their Love is one of a kind.
* Silly, fun and sweet.
* Have their own unique appeal.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* Not the kind of person you wanna mess with because you might end up
crying.

10. CAPRICORN – The Passionate Lover

(the Goat – 22 December – 19 January)
* Love to bust.
* Nice.
* Sassy.
* Intelligent.
* Sexy.
* Irresistible.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Great talker.
* Always gets what he or she wants.
* Cool.
* Extremely fun.
* Loves to joke.
* Smart.

11. AQUARIUS – Does It In The Water

(the Water Bearer – 20 January – 18 February)
* Trustworthy.
* Attractive.
* GREAT kisser.
* One of a kind.
* Loves being in long-term relationships.
* Extremely energetic.
* Unpredictable.
* Will exceed your expectations.
* Not a Fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it.

12. PISCES – The Exotic One

(the Fish – 19 February – 20 March)
* Caring and kind.
* Smart.
* Center of attention.
* High appeal ( aka dead sexy)
* Has the last word.
* Good to find, hard to keep.
* Fun to be around.
* Extremely weird but in a good way.
* Good Sense of Humor!!!
* Thoughtful.
* Awesome lover.
* Loves to joke.
* Very popular.
* Silly, fun and sweet

Oh, I am The Promiscuous One? *Nelly Furtado’s Promiscuous playing in the background* But then again I love to be in long relationships?? Muahahahaha!

ps: Which one is you? The Addicted Oversexed Power Freak?? Haha! We can be friends :p *wink wink!

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24 Responses to “Machine “Jem”? Rage Against the Machine!!!”

  1. suituapui wrote on Apr 15, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    Look on the bright side! Can’t take money out, can’t spend…jimat lor!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!! Hey! We two same star…so we two exactly the same kah??? Very true lah…in my case! U?

    –> er, sorry… i forgot to mention it was a cheque deposit machine. hahahaha! er, actually very true lah.. i just don’t want to admit hahahahahaha!>

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  2. NoktahHitam wrote on Apr 15, 2008 at 4:40 pm

    The oversexed powerfreak la! So this makes 3 of us huh?

    I think they want to jimat electric la. Kedekut punye bank.. in other words, global warming punya pasal.

    –> Haha! No lah, you alone 😛 Me and Suituapui under Sagittarius sign, yours is Scorpio haha! Jimat electric? How to jimat electric? The other machines still working.. most of the time only the cheque deposit machine not working.

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  3. angeles wrote on Apr 15, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    Promiscuous.. no wonder la.. now I understand the attraction… 😛

    Memang betul.. belum cuba, belum tahu 😉

    –> apa attraction nya dear? 😛 kakaka!

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  4. angeles wrote on Apr 15, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    Eh, I pelanggan setia RHB okeh… because they hv 7 day week punye bank in malls.. not many banks hv this kind of service leh… and the cheque deposit machines that I use nvr break down oso woh… *touchwood…*

    –> oo.. you selalu pi IOI mall? nanti kita jumpa sana.. 😀

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  5. Zodiac Capricorn wrote on Apr 15, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    Capricorns are very ambitious people, they always have something they are pursuing and they want their lives to be fulfilled and important.

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  6. cibol wrote on Apr 15, 2008 at 9:44 pm

    Bankers’ rules .. ha ha ha .. well, it happens all the time whenever a cheque or a few cheques are jammed in that particular machine. it’s very sensitive actually. I dun blame it on the machine but I would like to blame the customers. If you put your cheques properly and did not lipat ur sampul, it would not have happen .. seriously, wrinkled cheques? wat la ..

    –> get a better machine lah. if anything, banks should educate the customers how to put in the cheque properly, but there are many idiots out there, kinda hard to teach them 😀 i thought if you fold the cheque/envelope you cannot put it in the machine in the first place? you must put it in one piece, not folded because the slot is just enough for one piece of cheque. the note properly written by the security guard because weekend no bank officers around. anyway, banks should put some officers on standby to settle these things, or it will only reflect badly on the banks.

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  7. mar wrote on Apr 15, 2008 at 10:46 pm

    nah…dengar tu…cibol explaining things from the other side of the story…hehehe…

    that horoscope thingy…so I’m
    * AMAZING kisser.
    * One of a kind.
    * Usually are the most attractive people.

    Ya lor! All true! Wakakaka…

    –> haha! good if it is true.. (ehem, i told you guys, this horoscope shit is good to massage your inflated ego.. :P)

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  8. Clare wrote on Apr 15, 2008 at 11:09 pm

    Eh, your things to do in the nearest future #8 can strike off oredi lor…u oredi got tattoo, no mer?

    –> yaya.. forgot about that 😛

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  9. Clare wrote on Apr 15, 2008 at 11:10 pm

    By the way, apa benda ‘machine jem’ tu? Sedap kah? *smirk*

    –> sedap rasanya..

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  10. mrcoolku wrote on Apr 15, 2008 at 11:51 pm

    hmmmm… i also love take photo anything happen and blog about it. but no as serious as him gua. lolz…

    –> as him? siapa him? haha!

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  11. Kopi Soh wrote on Apr 16, 2008 at 1:48 am

    Rawwwwrrrrrrr…..
    Addictive?? Wat dat mean, i addicted to peepul or peepul addicted to me?

    –> peepul addicted to you lah kopi soh 😛

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  12. angeles wrote on Apr 16, 2008 at 2:00 am

    Attraction-nyer… nantilah kita akan bisik-bisik… but for now, you have been tagged!

    –> aduh! kena tagged lagi!!

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  13. paolo wrote on Apr 16, 2008 at 5:33 am

    about snapping photos to blog about, i’m sooo that person. =P

    –> haha, i do snap photos but i don’t necessary blog about it.. just maybe 😀

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  14. suituapui wrote on Apr 16, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    Aduh! Poor cibol will probably have to work Sundays now!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! So mean lah u, bongkersz!!!

    –> extra income mah! 😀

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  15. melbie wrote on Apr 16, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    I take photos because I love doing so! Then if I want to blog about them, I can do so anytime .. it’s more like making a catalogue or two of the things I see, places I’ve been to, funny stuffs in my life hehe ..

    So I’m everything that you ever wanted?? Geez! Then why be the one that waits too??? haha

    –> haha! it is fun flipping through photos or watching videos your recorded after some time 😛 haha!

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  16. eMiKo wrote on Apr 16, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    wooo… i loike the horoscope thingy.. hehe…
    so true..haha..*ayat perasan*

    –> yeah, so true 😛 sama lah kita perasan… 😛

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  17. Zephyr wrote on Apr 16, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    I am the “lelaki tiang” the virgin XD

    *checking myself*

    –> haha! you are checking front or backside? 😀

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  18. d'Fish wrote on Apr 16, 2008 at 7:00 pm

    hey hey hey…. very cool site bro. own domain. yeah!! proud to be a blogger la like that!!!

    how u doing bro!!!

    –> hey bro! where were you all this while lah!!! 😀 me doing fine hehe.. surviving!

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  19. mrcoolku wrote on Apr 17, 2008 at 12:52 am

    the person i mean is cibol. XD

    –> owh 😛

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  20. Zephyr wrote on Apr 17, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    Front n back also check….

    c whether got accident anot

    –> hahahaha! so everything is okay dude? 😛

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  21. Man-D wrote on Apr 17, 2008 at 7:19 pm

    Well bongkersz, at least we have 5 5 characteristics in commons… 😉

    * Spontaneous
    * High appeal
    * Loves being in long relationships
    * Very romantic
    * Most caring person you will ever meet!

    –> em, we very compatible then? 😛 😛

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  22. Zephyr wrote on Apr 17, 2008 at 10:55 pm

    safe n sound, phew…..

    but that also means nobody interested in me 🙁

    –> keep looking bro! 😀

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  23. drumsticks wrote on Apr 18, 2008 at 1:18 am

    hahahha… you very interested in scorpio gals?

    –> i very interested in gals… 😛 regardless of their horoscopes haha!

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