I won RM,14.000!!!!!!!! Hurray!!!!

I woke up this morning and I received this sms. I reproduced it in its original content for you guys:

“Pengumuman! Dari “PETRONAS MAS” TAHNIAH! Sim card anda betua Memenangi undian Hadiah wang tunai RM,14.000 Sila Hubungi telefon: 006281511626057 Terimah kasih”

Yes!!!!!! I won RM,14.000!!!!! How much is that? Is is a lot??!! :shock: :shock: I want to go for a vacation!!!! :XO:

Come on lah, you want to con people, at least write a proper, convincing message. If your crap contains mix up language, a lot of spelling errors, wrong punctuation marks, improper uppercase and lowercase letters how are you going to scam people? Please hire me to be your consultant. For starter, I will tell you what the mistakes in the message above are for free. Consider it as a goodwill complimentary service from me.

1. WTF is PETRONAS MAS? PETRONAS is PETRONAS, MAS is MAS. Get it right. **

2. Sim card? Kad SIM, bodoh! You are sending out a message in Bahasa Melayu, keep it consistent. To make it more convincing, you probably should put Kad SIM Digi Prepaid or Kad SIM Maxis anda depends on the network provider the victims subscribe to.

3. Betua? Your grand betua. Betua is a place in Bangladesh, moron! The correct word should be ‘Bertuah’ – B.E.R.T.U.A.H

4. RM,14.000?? This is the dumbest mistake. Shove your head down the toilet bowl and flush it yourself, please. RM 14,000.00 or RM 14,000 more like it. By the way, why not make it RM 1,400,000? Bigger number attracts and sounds more convincing. Alang-alang menyeluk pekasam biar sampai ke pangkal lengan. (Strike the iron while it’s hot? Hahahaha!) What is RM 14,000? Cannot even buy a cheapo Proton car.

5. Terimah? Niamah I know. It is ‘Terima’ – T.E.R.I.M.A

6. Uppercase and lowercase letters, punctuations. A primary school student probably knows better how to use proper uppercase and lowercase letters.

So, do I get the job? I am qualified enough I think. I want to get 30% commission from each poor, gullible soul you manage to swindle. Please, contact me! *waiting in anticipation* :cool:

ps: Do you often get this kind of sms? I once received a sms from a girl. Obviously she sent it to the wrong person because she was talking about her overdue period and was worried. Her message: ‘Mas, sudah dua minggu periodnya tidak datang. Macam mana ini Mas, saya khuatir…’ (‘Mister, the period already due for 2 weeks. What we should do, Mister, I am worried..’) :roll: Mas is used by Indonesians to address young male. No, I didn’t copulate with anyone at that time, so it was not me :grin:

** Thanks to Melbie, and after some googling, I think PETRONAS MAS means PETRONAS MALAYSIA. πŸ˜›

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43 Responses to “I won RM,14.000!!!!!!!! Hurray!!!!”

  1. angeles wrote on May 13, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    RM,14.000 okeh lor… u boleh belanja stabaks πŸ˜›


  2. Sarawak Laksa wrote on May 13, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    Mas, are u sure it wasn’t you? ;P

    As for these sort of calls or smses. Yes I know someone personally who received a phone call fm a chinese lady about winning some money from a media company. But the requirement was you had to pay money first! (:O) Plenty of attractive female con artists fm mainland China preying on unsuspecting ‘hamsup’ males in Malaysia of late too! I guess they know how the brain works in most men. Moral of the story: If it involves having to give them money ‘first’ …. just run!!!

    p/s: “baldies” are easy targets! easy to spot mah! I would wear a cap when I go out if I were you πŸ˜›


  3. bongkersz wrote on May 13, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    boleh boleh! πŸ˜€


  4. bongkersz wrote on May 13, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    the last time i checked, it wasn’t me πŸ˜› do i need to pull a lingam here? haha!

    pay money 1st also they believed, memang water-fish. if me i would say, please deduct it from my winnings, while you at it, i do not mind give you 1-5% as commission. haha! πŸ˜›

    ps: easy to spot for what? πŸ˜• πŸ˜•


  5. clement wrote on May 13, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    14.000? how come there’s a full stop in between? isn’t that only 14 bucks?


  6. bongkersz wrote on May 13, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    aiyo clement, read the post properly lah! 😈 :vangry:


  7. melbie wrote on May 13, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    I get this message all the time too. I’m sure if you check the number, the country code is from Indonesia πŸ˜› The one who sent this message out is an Indonesion who’s trying to speak in BM. Ada beza bah tu BM and Bahasa Indonesia .. from what I see, maybe the con network was saying Petronas Malaysia LOL..

    kad sim or should just be nombor telefon anda? LOL how in the world did they get the simcard number? πŸ˜•


  8. bongkersz wrote on May 13, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    Ohyou are right melbie πŸ™‚ Most likely the number is registered in Pulau Batam, I just did a quick search and +62 is the number for that island πŸ˜€ 00 is when you dial an international number. guess what i found when googling?


  9. zewt wrote on May 13, 2008 at 4:40 pm

    hahahaha…. really no brain these schemers…

    RM,14.000 really threw me off the chair!


  10. wong wrote on May 13, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    Haha… I got those sms few times… But look at the number it provided, it’s indonesia mobile number wei… Since when Petronas from Indonesia announce Malaysian winning wor… Siao~! Eh… Cikgu boleh buat satu artikel bahasa tak?


  11. bongkersz wrote on May 13, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    haha! yeah, is’s indonesia number. πŸ™„

    artikel bahasa apa? saya sudah tulis banyak artikel dalam bahasa melayu leh.. πŸ˜€


  12. bongkersz wrote on May 13, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    zewt dude.. yet so many fell for it πŸ™„ πŸ™„


  13. wong wrote on May 13, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    Yang biasa mia, janganlah yang terlalu serius artikel…


  14. bongkersz wrote on May 13, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    er, contohnya? ❓ ❓


  15. clement wrote on May 13, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    ha ha ha, i know.. u kena holan mah


  16. suituapui wrote on May 13, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    I got this sometime ago, asked my friend, officer in Petronas…and he said no such thing. Then Petronas issued press release to warn people… I oso got something that they claim to be from DIGI… Oso got call but pretended I couldn’t speak Chinese but I could understand what the lady was saying. All these crooks around, may lightning strike them dead!!! 😑


  17. drumsticks wrote on May 14, 2008 at 2:12 am


    yaaa got con-ed before.. stupid to have wasted money forwarding that stupid bogus maxis sms..to 10 people.. and then finally… out of the 10 people.. one replied me and said ‘are you going to believe that?’… hahah

    and then few days later.. the real maxis sent a sms saying we shouldn’t trust any of those kind of sms..


  18. drumsticks wrote on May 14, 2008 at 2:33 am

    hahaha bongkersz.. :up: :up: not so easy to con you eh, Mas?


  19. ahlost wrote on May 14, 2008 at 10:34 am

    I got that message sometimes ago too ➑


  20. ahlost wrote on May 14, 2008 at 10:35 am

    I got that message sometimes ago too.. Similar like yours.. But mine more typo.. *LOL*


  21. bongkersz wrote on May 14, 2008 at 11:16 am

    it’s okay drumsticks, i kena con-ed before also πŸ™‚ πŸ™„ πŸ™„ life is full of deceit.


  22. bongkersz wrote on May 14, 2008 at 11:17 am

    haha! more typo? πŸ™„ πŸ™„


  23. nono wrote on May 14, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    the most sewel entry i ever read.. hahah! lucu gila!


  24. bongkersz wrote on May 14, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    lucu ke? πŸ˜† πŸ˜†


  25. laling wrote on May 14, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    Hello Bongkersz my friend..

    Wah wah..:D I though you are engineer and now become Bahasa Melayu teacher at the same time make addition part time teaching English at night tuition.Funny πŸ˜† lah this SMS only stupid will believe that true one.


  26. bongkersz wrote on May 14, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    hey laling! how’s life? πŸ˜›

    hahaha! I wish I have the chance to be a Bahasa Melayu teacher and teaching Enlgish at night tuition, but no πŸ˜›

    Still, we read everyday in the media how people was tricked into believing this stupid SMS πŸ˜• πŸ˜• πŸ™„


  27. NoktahHitam wrote on May 14, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    yeay! Saya rasa sangat betua! Kerana menang RM, 14.000,00.!

    You know in Germany, the money sign is terbalik then us. RM 14,000.00 becomes RM14.000,00.

    Anyway, what a stupid hell fella. I get SPAM sms from Maxis every single day. Its like shit!

    ps: You sure you didnt kacau that indon girl?


  28. bongkersz wrote on May 14, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    you studied in Germany before dude? You know what, I applied, in fact I went for the JPA interview, I wanted to go Germany to further my studies. Pendek cerita, I didn’t get the offer. My friend did. πŸ˜₯ πŸ˜₯

    Hey! I received a lot of sms from Digi also! Annoying! :vangry:

    ps: rasanya.. tidak lah I pernah kacau any indon girl. kena kacau.. mungkin kot? πŸ˜›


  29. NoktahHitam wrote on May 14, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    I pursued my degree in UK lah. But considering my english, I feel ashame. HAhaha WTH.

    ps: Kene kacau indon girls? Maybe they mistaken you for Eric – Casa Impian? Hahahah


  30. bongkersz wrote on May 14, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    Cheebuy.. menyesal aku pakai spec tu.. Arghh!!!!

    Oh, because you always mention Germany haha!


  31. nono wrote on May 14, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    i like “cheebuy”.. i like this new spelling.. πŸ˜†


  32. bongkersz wrote on May 14, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    hahahahhaha! terkejut aku, i read ‘I like “cheebuy”‘ from nono, i thought what! πŸ˜€ πŸ™„ πŸ™„


  33. melbie wrote on May 14, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    I get spam almost daily from Maxis, Digi but rarely from Celcom.. wonder why? πŸ˜•

    Germany, the place for engineers and architects hehe … I’m neither, but I still want to go there… and Holland… I don’t do drugs except for prescription but.. *looks left and right – safe? ah wth*… wanna try weeds for once in my life.. bwahahahhaa people told me that it’s a must when one visits that country ..


  34. NoktahHitam wrote on May 14, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    I like cheebuy too! hahaha


  35. NoktahHitam wrote on May 14, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    Hmm.. I was in Germany for a month. Enough to know whats going on πŸ˜‰


  36. bongkersz wrote on May 14, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    wah melbie, you have 3 lines? 😯 business apa?

    haha, stories about weeds.. i was talking to this uncle that day and he shared his experiences. haha! damn hillarious. he said he washed his face, 15 minutes at the basin, but it felt like 5-10 seconds..

    the wonder of magic leaves~! πŸ˜•


  37. bongkersz wrote on May 14, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    you like it raw or cooked? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€


  38. Firdaus wrote on May 29, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    saye pg semalam terime sms mcm ni gak, sayenyer sms berbunyi mcm ni:

    PENGUMUMAN dr: MENARA TELCOM Malaysia simCard Anda Memenangi RM14 .000,- sila Hub, esok pagi: 006287880998297 Terima kasih.

    then cube call, then depa ckp bhs Indo, kate nye: Ya Pak, anda telah memenangi wang sejumlah RM14 ribu drpd Astro”. Eh? Astro plak? 😈 Sms kate kat Menara Telekom? ape2 jer ler, teruskan berbual… β€œYa sila beri no acc encik Firdaus” then ckp ler sampai abis…

    Yang pelik nyer, apekah syarat2 nk keje dah semakin longgar, iaitu menerima pekerja asing di Astro yg tidak fasih berbahasa Melayu? huh!? πŸ˜•

    Kedua, kalo nk transfer duit, cukuplah dgn no. a/c, knape nk no pd ATM kad pula?

    Ketiga, saye ade kawan2 kolej dr Indo gak, depa nyer no hp kebanyakkan mcm ni ler, panjang berjeler2 bermule dgn 628XXXXXXXXX gitu…


    erm tp rase mcm nk gak dpt RM14k, saye tgh xde duit nk byr yuran kolej ni… waaa πŸ˜₯


  39. Fish wrote on Aug 25, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    I received this “Congratulatin.Anda dpt bonusRM18,000.from “KLcc SDN BHD” sila dail number office.006281511626057.TANK You.


  40. bongkersz wrote on Aug 25, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    haha! the sms still going around? LOL!


  41. fizz wrote on Aug 25, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    I received the same sms as Fish β€œCongratulatin.Anda dpt bonusRM18,000.from β€œKLcc SDN BHD” sila dail number office.006281511626057.TANK You.

    Even my kindergarden niece can spell better this sms.. 😎


  42. fizz wrote on Aug 25, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    Even my kindergarden niece can spell better ‘than’ this sms..


  43. bongkersz wrote on Aug 26, 2008 at 11:29 am

    Yeah, at least brush up the spelling before sending out such smses 😐


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