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I think Khir Toyo is innocent. I think Malaysians are bunch of horny bastards.


1. I think Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs is better than Transformer 2: Revenge of The Fallen.

2. I think Khir Toyo is innocent.

Reasons?

He’s a hardworking person. Sources close to him said he worked many jobs.

- As a dentist, He must be working his ass off doing part time fixing people’s teeth. Sources from gossip mills said he also offers niche services like gold teeth implant and grills.Β  He sells his service to rich rap and hip hop moguls and celebritries. Insider source close to Soulja Boy said Khir did his gold teeth. Celebrities are rich. They pay good money. So Khir Toyo get his riches from the celebrities’ money.

- He’s a celebrity himself. His Javenese handsome face, flawless skin and perfect smile win legions of fans. I know a female blogger, always singing praise and glory about him. She went missing in the blogosphere, the last I heard, she’s busy recruiting zombies to this one fan club in her capacity as the president of the fan club. I digress. Back to my point, Khir Toyo is a big celebrity. Celebrities are rich. Like Britney Spears. Like P. Diddy. So Khir Toyo is rich.

- He’s an architect. He’s introducing Balinese influence to spice out our boring architectural industry. Can you see the tempe motives on the walls of his house? The motives on the tiles? Architects are rich bastards. They would draw few lines and charge you till you drop. (Ok I don’t like architects. Engineers tak kawan architects.)

- He’s a feng shui/black magic/pukau/jampi consultant. Er, I should not talk too much about this if I want to continue blogging craps.

- Some other unchecked rumors are: He’s a plastic surgeon, he operates his own face. He earns by working as a crack. He operates on celebrities, making them uglier closer to perfection. A certain celebrity was rumored to be one of his client. That celebrity is dead now. He has undisclosed amount of shares in tempe businesses all over the world. For one tempe you eat, he gets 10sen royalty. I eat tempe. You eat tempe. Khir Toyo is the unofficial spokesperson, face for tempe. Khir Toyo makes money.

Khir Toyo is innocent. Make him our ambassador to negotiate on behalf of this country with Indonesia on sensitive issues - maids, Ambalat, etc. He’s the perfect candidate for the job.

3. I think I am giving Khir Toyo too much blogtime on my blog.

4. I think Malaysians areΒ  obsessed with animals. Pigs. Cows. Bird bird.

5. I think we should be proud Malaysia is ranked 7th in Top 10: Horniest Countries. I’m glad I contributed to the statistics. Top 3 next time people! Gambateh!

6. I think I am horny.

7. I think Sabah chicks are hot and cute to boot!

8. I think I am bored waiting for time to board the plane.

9. I think I am out of idea on what to write.

10. I think that’s it for now.

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19 Responses to “I think Khir Toyo is innocent. I think Malaysians are bunch of horny bastards.”

  1. pilocarpine wrote on Jul 7, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    never knew you’re such a big ToyoL’s supporter… haha…

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  2. Fi-sha wrote on Jul 7, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    hehhehhehehhehehhehhhhehehehhehehhehhehhehehhe

    Goodness gracious me Bong…You really have the kindest soul amongst us. Yes, ToyoL is innocent (mana ada org report duit 5 sen hilang..ada ke?)..that Toyo(go plastic ware)isn’t πŸ˜›

    And my dear Bong, you forgot to add another 2 jobs (no no no Bong, not that kinky kind of job ok?) of Toyo(go plastic ware) – certified investment ban(g)ker and prebet ekuiti consultant.

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  3. Oscar the Grouch wrote on Jul 7, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    I think I agree with you.

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  4. NoktahHitam wrote on Jul 8, 2009 at 1:53 am

    mmg gadis sabahan lawa2 πŸ˜›

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  5. DeePo wrote on Jul 8, 2009 at 2:13 am

    toyol…toyol…hantu toyol…haha

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  6. Sandra wrote on Jul 8, 2009 at 11:23 am

    why suddenly talk about sabah girls lol

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  7. bongkersz wrote on Jul 8, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    went to KK and put my eyes to good use recently.. πŸ˜›

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  8. foongpc wrote on Jul 9, 2009 at 1:38 am

    I think you think too much. And I think you are indeed horny : )

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  9. bongkersz wrote on Jul 9, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    Er, tolong elaborate sikit… πŸ˜›

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  10. NoktahHitam wrote on Jul 9, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    Hahaha. Tidak di ruang terbuka ini πŸ˜›

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  11. bongkersz wrote on Jul 9, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    @pilocarpine, I am a big fan of beauty products. We must take care of our appearance weh!

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  12. bongkersz wrote on Jul 9, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    @Fi-sha, Khir Toyo is jack of all trades! Apparently he can afford the bank loan with his income, so I believe he must be doing a lot of part time jobs. My deductions are not all wrong πŸ˜›

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  13. bongkersz wrote on Jul 9, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    @Oscar the Grouch, I’m happy that you agree with me. Who doesn’t? πŸ˜›

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  14. bongkersz wrote on Jul 9, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    @DeePo, careful or you will be having nightmares of a certain Toyol visiting you..

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  15. bongkersz wrote on Jul 9, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    @foongpc, I wish I can stop thinking then. Horny is my virtue, thank you for pointing that out πŸ˜€

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  16. Archie wrote on Jul 10, 2009 at 9:37 am

    good info man, i dun have to browse NST or STAR already, bcos ur site info is more correct than their news LoL

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  17. Boolah wrote on Aug 21, 2009 at 10:09 pm

    Your mind is indeed, flaccid. Goodness, half the things you talk about in your post is utter nonsense. Next time, do a little research before posting. A simple Google search (for the flaccid-minded, here how: type Google.com in your address bar) will show you that you’re the one in a million who thinks Khir Toyo is innocent. Because he’s handsome (yuck)? Because you’re horny after a 44 year old married man with 5 kids?

    You, madame, are indeed weak minded and may God have mercy upon your soul, seeing that you don’t even have a brain.

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  18. bongkersz wrote on Aug 22, 2009 at 3:59 am

    @Boolah, hey you stupid brainless retard fucktard, why don’t you look up the word ‘sarcasm’ in the dictionary? Dumbass fool try to appear smart at my blog? πŸ˜‰ You’ll need to practise more, donkey.. and please, I’m no madame, I’ll screw your mom and sister for breakfast you clueless toilet head.

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