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I Swear


Saiful Jambu – I Swear

I swear by the balls and the schlong in my pant
And I swear like a cheap whore that’s by your side

I see the bulging schlong in your pants
I know what’s weighing on your mind
You can be sure I know my butt

`Coz I’ll bend in front you through the nights
You’ll only make those painful thrusts
And though I make noises
I’ll never break your schlong

And I swear, by the balls and the schlong in my pant
I’ll wear thong
I swear, like a cheap whore that’s by your side
I’ll butt there

For better or worse, till Najib do us part
I’ll take you with every clench of my butt
And I swear

I’ll give you every butt I can
I’ll stroke your schlong with these two hands
We’ll hang some memories on the walls

And when just the two of us are there
You won’t have to ask if I still want
`Coz as the time turns the page, my butt won’t age at all

And I swear by the balls and the schlong in my pant
I swear (and I swear) like a cheap whore that’s by your side
I’ll butt there

For money or fame, till Najib do us part
I’ll take you deep into my butt
And I swear

I swear (and I swear) by the balls and the schlong in my pant
I’ll wear thong
I swear, like a cheap whore that’s by your side
I’ll butt there

For better or worse, till Najib do us part
I’ll take you with every (single) clench of my butt
I swear, I swear,
Oh… so… suey

ps: Yes! I successfully butchered another song! :arrow:

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33 Responses to “I Swear”

  1. Bengbeng wrote on Aug 25, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    this is a great post. the other post, the SPM kefahaman is a classic..one of yr best ever

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  2. nono wrote on Aug 25, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    😐 creative.. nver thought you have the talents to write a lyric

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  3. drumsticks wrote on Aug 25, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    sigh.. you changed one of my fave song’s lyrics into a butt and schlong song… lol!!

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  4. suituapui wrote on Aug 25, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    Why don’t u record yourself on videocam, singing the song with the new lyrics…and then post on youtube? Itu lagi best!!! Jadi overnight sensation!!!

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  5. |1f34|-|1r3 wrote on Aug 25, 2008 at 9:58 pm

    ko mmg suka merosakkan lagu beb…jom kita pakat ramai2 wat video klip sendiri guna lagu nii…kuakuakua…aku ko eddie n sape2 lg yg berminat.. 😛

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  6. angeles wrote on Aug 26, 2008 at 1:36 am

    beta sapot!! nak tengok MV baru!!! 😆

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  7. Clare wrote on Aug 26, 2008 at 8:57 am

    You rock!!! :up:

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  8. Amused Taxpayer wrote on Aug 26, 2008 at 10:36 am

    Alamak….you’ve just killed one of my fav songs……..LOL!!!!!!

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  9. aeropama dot com wrote on Aug 26, 2008 at 11:06 am

    masukkan sekali dgn efek uh! ah! ah! baru lah kena dgn lyrics ni 😛

    ps: bong… ko mmg kreatif :up:

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  10. bongkersz wrote on Aug 26, 2008 at 11:26 am

    aiya bengbeng, don’t flatter me lah… 😀 write for fun only.. reading many blogs, went through the comments and got the idea 😉

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  11. bongkersz wrote on Aug 26, 2008 at 11:27 am

    What else you never thought i have nono? 😛

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  12. bongkersz wrote on Aug 26, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    better than those butchering up chinese new year songs into techno beats

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  13. bongkersz wrote on Aug 26, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    I cannot sing like you lah and me not gila glamor also 😀 Why don’t you sing it and I record it? You can be famous also 😛

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  14. bongkersz wrote on Aug 26, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    idea bagus ni. ko nak main peranan apa? kena balun dari belakang? 😛

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  15. bongkersz wrote on Aug 26, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    efek? 😛 berbaur lucah ni nanti, kena potong censorboard malaysia.

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  16. melbie wrote on Aug 26, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    *terkedu kejap pas baca lirik* hahahhha salute you la bong! :up: apa pun bleh! 😀

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  17. MATCSI wrote on Aug 27, 2008 at 12:34 am

    Bengang giler Bro… You butchered my song!!! Lagu ni remind me aku Swear dengan ex-girlfriend aku dulu. Then aku main dengan dia punya friend, then dia punya friend punya friend.

    Aku nak buat Sumpah Laknat boleh?

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  18. cc wrote on Aug 27, 2008 at 4:26 am

    OMG!! LOL :mrgreen:

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  19. |1f34|-|1r3 wrote on Aug 27, 2008 at 4:48 am

    aku xnak jadi saiful..aku nak jadi ramlang poringgi…ko la kena jd saiful..eddie jd anwar..haha :up:

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  20. foongpc wrote on Aug 27, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    Haha!! I can just imagine Saiful singing the song to this lyrics in a video 😆

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  21. Sarawak Laksa wrote on Aug 27, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    hahaha….that’s hilarious! This was one of my favourite songs in the nineties cos it reminded me of someone and you just killed off the romantic memories this song brought …”I swear by the balls and schlong”! 😛 OMG

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  22. Woof-woof wrote on Aug 27, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    All hail schlong thong bong 😀 :up:

    HAHAHAHAHHAHHA…thanks for the laughs, buddy :up:

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  23. Man-D wrote on Aug 27, 2008 at 7:56 pm

    :up: another creative work from u… what’s next? hehehe…

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  24. bongkersz wrote on Aug 28, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    I need more inspiration Man-D 😛 Inspire me..

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  25. nuaeman wrote on Aug 28, 2008 at 11:57 pm

    camne lak lirik lagu I swear kalu tok Jib nak nyanyi.. 🙂

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  26. Kim at http://the-fast-weightloss.com/ wrote on Sep 6, 2008 at 3:35 am

    Yup this was very inspiring 😎

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  27. ReenaShafiee wrote on Sep 24, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    Dude, I don’t know you, but I enjoy reading your blog. A very good writing. Keep up the good work!

    Btw, this Saifool version of I Swear is hilarious 😀 :up: :up: :up: :up: :up:

    Can I copy this to my blog?

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  28. bongkersz wrote on Sep 24, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    Sure Reena, glad that you love it 😀 😀 Probably you want to check out my other post the same subject? 😛 Soalan bocor kertas karangan Bahasa Melayu Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) 2009 😀 😀

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  29. bongkersz wrote on Sep 24, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    Schlong thong bong?? 😯 😯 HAHAHAHAHA!

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  30. bongkersz wrote on Sep 24, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    Who? The tennis player??? 😀 😀 😀

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  31. bongkersz wrote on Sep 24, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    Perhaps you can send him a request.. 😀

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  32. lingerie wrote on May 31, 2009 at 11:38 pm

    very funny I like it.

    Its hilarious. Bulging schlong. Ha!

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  33. bongkersz wrote on Jun 1, 2009 at 12:39 am

    glad you like it 🙂 the bulging schlong, i mean. 😛

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