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I’m not a boy…not yet a man..


Ever wonder why some blogs are so popular?

Well, according to ‘reliable sources’, this is because they write ehem… femininely. These bloggers ooze feminine aura, attracting male and female readers, just like how Danielliew.com put it ‘woman attracts’. Same theory why there are many female pageants but no male pageants haha! Who wants to watch male pageants anyway? Not me..

Let’s see some samples, comparing results taken from GenderAnalyzer.com

Kennysia writes like a woman.

Zewt writes like a woman.

Suituapui writes like a woman. (I knew it!)

Bengbeng writes like a woman.

Huai Bin writes like a woman

Now, yours truly?

Of course he writes like a man! Hmm.. gender neutral is good no? Appeal to both sides, haha! Oh, Noktah Hitam, your blog is 92% masculine. Hence, many female readers eh? *wink wink!*

ps: Inilah contoh entri ‘gosok gigi’, betul tak? Best tak, Syam?

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29 Responses to “I’m not a boy…not yet a man..”

  1. Syam wrote on Dec 9, 2008 at 11:17 am

    ceit… U put my name and my term also. :mrgreen:

    wuhuhuhu…this is not a ‘gosok gigi’ entry lah bong. in fact i learn something new from this entry.

    ps: u wanna be ordinary blogger, write like a man
    pss: u wanna be famous blogger, write like a woman.
    psss: if i write like a pondan…?

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  2. nono wrote on Dec 9, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    hahahah… at least you have something to write.. aiya. life seems to be so boring la lately.. i have nothing to write/to share. hurm.. i am more to visual things la lately.. especially photography. asehman… so how’s life in miri so far bong? best? ada melawat kolej?

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  3. nono wrote on Dec 9, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    anyhoot, mine is written by a woman (52%), however it’s quite gender neutral. hmm.. sik la gurly geli gilak kan? 😉

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  4. atreyu strange wrote on Dec 9, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    Have you tried NH’s previous blog? It says “We think http://noktahhitam.blogspot.com is written by a woman (61%).” LOL.

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  5. NoktahHitam wrote on Dec 9, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    hahaha. I wonder how the algorithm is like 🙄

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  6. NoktahHitam wrote on Dec 9, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    there was another site i checked, it said 50% being a guy. If 50%, that means im neither a girl or a boy, im a pondan just like STP said. Hahaha.

    But 94% is like showing off my shiny balls.

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  7. bongkersz wrote on Dec 9, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    Too bad I can’t check your blog, the algorithm only for English blogs.. LOL!

    Write like a pondan.. hmm… probably 50% haha!

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  8. bongkersz wrote on Dec 9, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    Not yet. That day stopped at Nyonya, on Sunday.. ehe!

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  9. bongkersz wrote on Dec 9, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    To think of it.. NH actually wants to go back to his roots.. so he’s secretly wanting to be woman!! 😀

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  10. bongkersz wrote on Dec 9, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    94% is damn macho dude…

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  11. suituapui wrote on Dec 9, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    Ooi! How you know what I said, NH? Mesti that Bong tell you? He gender neutral – not man, not woman, so pondan lah like dat! And Bong! Where got me 52% only? 71% lah! I’mmmmmmm…….every woman!!!! Step aside, Whitney! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

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  12. suituapui wrote on Dec 9, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    Wah! Looks like Zewt is the womanest among us all!!! Hahahahahaha!!!

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  13. bongkersz wrote on Dec 9, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    Obviously, he clicked the link to Daniel’s blog and read your comment lah!

    Eh, probably since your few latest posts.. your blog getting more feminine. The 52% I got it this morning. Secretly wanting to be a woman, must be.. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  14. bongkersz wrote on Dec 9, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    Hail Zewt! Hahaha! Ehem.. Zewt, Suituapui, Kennysia, Bengbeng, Huai Bin… *wink wink!*

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  15. Bengbeng wrote on Dec 9, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    *wink wink*

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  16. nono wrote on Dec 9, 2008 at 4:51 pm

    … wah.. what kind of jamu la she makan. still sehat? nang boleh tahan nyonya ya! nya masih ingat you ka?

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  17. NoktahHitam wrote on Dec 9, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    Girl POWERRRR!!!

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  18. NoktahHitam wrote on Dec 9, 2008 at 6:32 pm

    I kept trying bong, but never happened 😛

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  19. NoktahHitam wrote on Dec 9, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    STP, internet is my playground 😉

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  20. NoktahHitam wrote on Dec 9, 2008 at 6:34 pm

    and I’m supposed to be flattered?

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  21. bongkersz wrote on Dec 10, 2008 at 8:36 am

    Hurray! Grrr…..

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  22. bongkersz wrote on Dec 10, 2008 at 8:36 am

    *batting eyelashes*

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  23. bongkersz wrote on Dec 10, 2008 at 8:37 am

    Well, you are free to decide.. ➡

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  24. bongkersz wrote on Dec 10, 2008 at 9:28 am

    ko tok sik pernah baca betul betul apa yang ditulis….. 🙂

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  25. nono wrote on Dec 10, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    hahahahahhahahahah! okay okay.. 😀 LOL
    ne ndak mala fail exam.. huhuhuhu sewel nya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  26. |1f34|-|1r3 wrote on Dec 10, 2008 at 6:13 pm

    so TS la bong…aku male 72%..miahahhahaha

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  27. zewt wrote on Dec 10, 2008 at 11:29 pm

    OMG… i am the highest of the lot!

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  28. bongkersz wrote on Dec 11, 2008 at 10:05 am

    something to cheer about? 😛

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  29. daniel wrote on Dec 11, 2008 at 8:23 pm

    I’m speechless.. So many male now turns feminine. Lol..

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