I am bored. I watched videojug.com just now. Love the site, especially after Angeles put some of the videos from the site on her blog. Hilarious stuffs really. Very enlightening Haha! Hmm, I think I am quite good at writing ‘how to’ guides too! Should I try?? Try I must. If good response then I continue. If not I close shop. ROTFLMAO!
Lesson 101 : How to fart properly when going out on a date?
When driving around with your sweet heart and you need to fart..
1. Wind down the car window and said you need some fresh air.
2. Lean to her and kiss her forehead whilst releasing the gas.
3. Give it 5 minutes and then wind up the window saying need air conditioner, it is too hot..
Lesson 102 : How to pick your nose while on a date
A. In a car
1. Point to something. This is to distract her attention from looking at you.
2. Quick digging and retrieve action commence! Do it fast as time is running out 😛
3. Roll the minerals recovered.
4. Pretend to adjust the seat of the car whilst disposing the goods under the seat.
5. Pretend to rub your face with both hands whilst cleaning any leftovers.
Follow step no. 1 – 3, step no. 4 replace with :
4. Keep the minerals hidden and dispose it ASAP when you get the chance. For example, ‘touching’ your hands along the walls, hand rails etc.
Continue step no. 5
Sekian terima kasih! Muahahahahaha!
ps : After sharing this, I think no one wants to date me anymore 🙁 ROTFLMAO!!