“How To”

I am bored. I watched videojug.com just now. Love the site, especially after Angeles put some of the videos from the site on her blog. Hilarious stuffs really. Very enlightening Haha! Hmm, I think I am quite good at writing ‘how to’ guides too! Should I try?? Try I must. If good response then I continue. If not I close shop. ROTFLMAO!

Lesson 101 : How to fart properly when going out on a date?

When driving around with your sweet heart and you need to fart..

1. Wind down the car window and said you need some fresh air.
2. Lean to her and kiss her forehead whilst releasing the gas.
3. Give it 5 minutes and then wind up the window saying need air conditioner, it is too hot..


Lesson 102 : How to pick your nose while on a date

A. In a car

1. Point to something. This is to distract her attention from looking at you.
2. Quick digging and retrieve action commence! Do it fast as time is running out 😛
3. Roll the minerals recovered.
4. Pretend to adjust the seat of the car whilst disposing the goods under the seat.
5. Pretend to rub your face with both hands whilst cleaning any leftovers.

B. Elsewhere

Follow step no. 1 – 3, step no. 4 replace with :

4. Keep the minerals hidden and dispose it ASAP when you get the chance. For example, ‘touching’ your hands along the walls, hand rails etc.

Continue step no. 5

Sekian terima kasih! Muahahahahaha!

ps : After sharing this, I think no one wants to date me anymore 🙁 ROTFLMAO!!

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12 Responses to ““How To””

  1. clement wrote on Apr 10, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    hmmm, how to zip your pants when you realized that your fly is undone on a date? ha ha, that happened to me on my last date~ so paiseh

    –> just ask lah ‘did you see it? what do you think?’ then casually zip it. roftlmao! best way to get out of an embarassing situation is to joke about it and thicken your face


  2. angeles wrote on Apr 10, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    Lesson 101 is for Suituapui, The SweetOldFart…

    Lesson 102… hahahaaa… Pick your nose BEFORE the date! Hahahaaa…

    Can I ask some How To questions? ^^
    Like, How To Cum? 😛

    ps: I’ll date you still. But I’ll cuff yr hands muahahaahaha!

    –> how to cum? cannot share it here leh angeles. private session ok? 😛 cuff my hands? that’s kinky.. into bondage ke you?


  3. suituapui wrote on Apr 10, 2008 at 7:27 pm

    Omigawd! This fart thing is contagious!

    –> be very careful of the fart!


  4. wong wrote on Apr 10, 2008 at 11:05 pm

    Fart also need to be so knowledge one ar? Cincai fart and chao la… Chew~ 😆

    –> must have manners mah! you first time date your gf you did that meh? don’t lie lah.. 😛


  5. drumsticks wrote on Apr 11, 2008 at 1:25 am


    hey, clement wahh.. that’s really malu-fying..

    angeles : ahhahahaha.. you’re really horny.. just what bongkersz love..

    suituapui : yeahhhhh… very the uncivilised… LOL!

    wong : hahahahah… why you so funny wan? cincai fart how can? intoxicate people ler.. wahhh people study fartology wei.. don’t pray pray..

    –> ehem.. drumsticks help me reply all the comments already 😛 kakakaka!


  6. drumsticks wrote on Apr 11, 2008 at 1:46 am

    ‘After sharing this, I think no one wants to date me anymore 🙁 ROTFLMAO!!’

    bongkersz!!!!!!! i’m dating you tomorrow night!!!!! here i COME!!!!!!!!

    –> yey! i am so happy now~!! 😛 😛


  7. Kopi Soh wrote on Apr 11, 2008 at 4:05 am

    Wah Bongkersz since ur tattoo post got so many offers for dates, even after posting “fart” post, still got peepul wanna date u sum more, angeles…..tumpang pinjam ur cuffs when i go bek can ah?

    –> you want to date me kopi soh? 😛 i am waiting.. muahahaha! i promised i will be good. ho ho ho!


  8. Bengbeng wrote on Apr 11, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    do not worry abt dates..stp might set up a dating agency if u beg him to arrange a date for u. he has an eligible daughter but u must promise to keep yr hand to yourself. promise. discipline! HAHAHAHA

    –> muahahahahahaha! no, i must not beg for any date. hahahahahaha!


  9. patt irmina wrote on Apr 11, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    hahaha…funny bongkersz! but this does not implies to my BF. he just fart as loud as he wants when ever he’s with me. disgusting right? hahaha…i thought so too! but he dont care one. =_=”

    –> when he first mengorat you.. he sure behaved right? 😛


  10. Neo wrote on Apr 11, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    Maybe your date loves your fart ler?

    –> er.. could be.. maybe…


  11. melbie wrote on Apr 12, 2008 at 10:05 am

    Disgusting..LOL ..

    but hey, I’ll date you still.. haha .. but hands off yer .. no digging into my food with your hands when we go makan .. haha

    –> aww.. one more date! haha!!


  12. Kopi Soh wrote on Apr 15, 2008 at 6:50 am

    Answer to your question…..well depend on how long your wait list lar, if too long then kenot tahan ler. Oso “good” boys no fun, i oni go 4 bad boys.

    –> where got wait list 😛 oh.. kopi soh loves bad boys!! haha! *spanks spanks!*


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