Hottest Datuk on Earth in waiting, Datuk Jessica Alba!
I am writing this because I damn ‘tak puas hati’ with the decision to award Shah Rukh Khan a Datukship. That sonofabitch ass kisser Chief Minister of Malacca even defended the decision! Fine, as a proud Sarawakian, I am joining hand with my fellow bloggers, initiated by KennLeandre to lobby for Datukship for the hottest Datuk on earth!! Here come Datuk Jessica Alba!!!!
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Hottest Datuk in waiting!
Little known to many people, Jessica Alba actually shot a movie in Sarawak before She plays the role as an Iban girl in the movie – The Sleeping Dictionary which was filmed in Sarawak, set during the time of the British Colonial rule in the 1930s. (Shah Rukh Khan only shot a movie scene in Malacca. A movie scene and get awarded a Datukship? Ceh! We have a better contender, with the while film shot in Sarawak!)
The Sleeping Dictionary movie poster
Jessica Alba as Iban girl says to me, “Nuan ka nyadi sulu ati aku?” I say, “Nuan meh pangan aku, nadai meh urang bukai ulih nganti nuan. Nuan aja alam ati aku”. Yoohoo!! 
What? She’s too sexy? Exactly my point why she should be awarded the Datukship! Sexiest Datuk alive. Go away Michelle Yeoh! What? She reveals too much skin? Eh, Shah Rukh Khan also shed his clothes everynow and then, shaking his booty in his films, no problem right? Be fair we must!
Ask yourself, Shah Rukh Khan or Jessica Alba? Shah Rukh Khan jee nahi, Jessica Alba ha jee! (pardon my Hindi language. It’s been a while since I watched any Hindustan movies)
JESSICA ALBA FOR DATUKSHIP!
ps: Ehem, Jessica goes topless in the movie, with some love scenes..
pss: Ok Kenn, supported you on this! Pimped your blog as well
Updated 2.50pm: I just realised Kenny Sia wrote about Datukship for Jessica Alba before, after a friend mentioned it to me.
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Today at 2:18pm
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thought Bong dislikes reading Kenny Sia’s stuff.
He wrote about the whole datukship for Jessica cos Melaka wanted to give one away to SRK.
I have not read Kennysia.com for quite some time, so I have no idea he blogged about this before. Ehe, just before anyone of you make any comment about me plagiarising him, well I don’t. Neither does KennLeandre, I think. Great minds think alike no? Nyahahahahaha! Well, go over to Kenny Sia’s blog, he has more photos of Jessica Alba wearing Iban traditional costume. *salivating*
Tags: Celebrities, Datukship, Iban, Jessica Alba, Malaysia, Photos, Sarawak, Shah Rukh Khan, The Sleeping Dictionary
kenn leandre wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Eat that Melaka! whoahahahahahaaaa!
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daniel wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Yeah! Datuk Jessie Alba! International artiste plus hot and sexy too!
These people (referring to CM and other panels) are so brainless in the sense that those local talents are not even in their eyes. Local product no good mah… Support overseas product better!
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nono wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 2:04 pm
SETUJU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pasal, shah rukh khan pinjam tempat jak tapi jessica alba melakonkan identiti kita..
boooooooooo datuk shah rukh khan!!!!! shake your bom bom jak keja.. booooooooo…
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missmalaysia wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Hotness!!!! You can bet on my vote for Alba! Shah Rukh Khan for datuk? He’s NOT EVEN MALAYSIAN for crying out loud! Was this move really shot in Sarawak? When? Topless? No WAY!? The Sleeping Dictionary here I come!
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NoktahHitam wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 2:21 pm
She didnt go topless in the movie. Its her double. Jessica Alba and Elisha Cuthbert never went topless before. I think their nipple uneven kot. Hahahaha..
I vote for Jessica Alba’s Datukship! Hollywood icon ni!
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clement wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 2:25 pm
she’s an iban girl in that movie???? walaueh… she’s the hottest MILF on earth!
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bongkersz wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Dude, how could you!! You crashed the dream of the horny males out there wanting to see her topless!
Yeah, she never goes topless, see through pernah lah. I saw many nipples of her in ‘Into the Blue’ (not a blue film hehe..) (Other commenters can ignore this part of my comment if you are reading..
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Uneven nipples? Still hot.. still hot.. if those belong to Jessica Alba, Elisha Cuthbert, Marie Digby.
ps: I predict Syam of Aeropama will write something naughty after reading this… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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bongkersz wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Thank you thank you! Yes the movie was shot in Sarawak. Er.. topless itu, her double hahahahaha! (Cilaka Noktah Hitam burst my bubble..)
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bongkersz wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Thank you Nono! Cayalah orang Sarawak!
Ko sik minat Shah Rukh Khan? Eh, Azmi Mahat minat Hindustan gila gila…
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NoktahHitam wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Aeropama sure datang punye when it comes to horny topic. Hahaha.
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kenn leandre wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 3:00 pm
aiiyah. body double ka? spoil spoil.
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cheezzy yanz wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Bong, semua pakat ramai mau ‘datukship’.. if like that, Kenny Sia can got or not? hehhee
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bongkersz wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Er, sure. HAHA! I doubt if he wants it though.. he’s poking fun at the title many times. You need to ask him
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bongkersz wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Biasalah.. buat modal goncang… Goncang Syam.. goncang!
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bongkersz wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 3:11 pm
It’s ridiculous to suggest the Datukship, it’s downright stupid to defend the decision. Ali Rustam good for nothing crook.
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bongkersz wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Eat that!
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kenn leandre wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 3:12 pm
list of nominees for other states to consider….!
http://kennleandre.blogspot.com/2008/10/alaaalalala-tokalaaalalala-tok.html#comments
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kenn leandre wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Next stunt to be proposed : paris Hilton to wear a T-shirt saying : Malaysia- Loves IT!
Tourism ambassador there….=D
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NoktahHitam wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 3:46 pm
goncang.. goncang sampai kapal karam!
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saffa wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 3:53 pm
I posted a lot of my pictures, taken at melaka. Should I get a datuk too? LOL
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nono wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 4:41 pm
minat sik la gilak.. tapi masih boleh menonton gik. sik la sampey termuntah mun negok cerita industan…
hmm~ azmi mahat.. sik ku sukanya gik eh.. tentunya dah gemok.. if you yang cikeding leh turn to be a big balloon apa gik nya kan?? hahahah sik hot dah.. i am not saying you sik hot. azmi.. heheh
pasal… banyak exkolej dah debap sekarang! hahah
you know what bong, i really want to watch the sleeping dictionary. and jessica alba pun ada rupa2 native juak oo.. coolness :halo:
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bongkersz wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 4:49 pm
You should Saffa
Maybe one day, when you are as famous at Shah Rukh Khan or Jessica Alba. Hehe!
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Hero wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 4:50 pm
helo bro.. aaa.. i’m all for your fight man.. but hopefull there’s no “Datuk J” short story then..
but anyway.. i read somewhere that the topless scene used a body double..
too bad.. i know..
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bongkersz wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 4:50 pm
She’s a bit tanned and with Latin blood, sure ada rupa2 native
Debap?
Adeh.. mok padah aku sik hot.. padah jak.. iboh cover cover.. haha!
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bongkersz wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 4:50 pm
It’s hot!
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bongkersz wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Hello bro! It’s been a while since you dropped by ya?
It takes a Jessica Alba to attract you haha!
Yeah, some famous actress quite reluctant to show off their assets..
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nono wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 4:57 pm
ahah.. Jessica Alba ada macam Eurasians juak..
Well bong, ke-hot-tan itu sangat subjective.. setiap orang ada definition masing masing.. but apa yang lebih penting is your-self-thought untuk rasa sendiri hot.. muahahahahhahaha..
Hahaha Debap.. How come you leh jadi giant now ah?
last time you kecik gila.. 
hahahahahhaha
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bongkersz wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Last time is kurus kering lah! Not enough food.. maklumlah tinggal hostel. Now if kurus kering lagi, feel sorry for self ehe!
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Zephyr wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 6:45 pm
SRK shake shake shake booty with Datuk award between his ass.
If like that,then a lot of actor or actress also can be awarded datukship.
Then it not unique to hav a datukship anymore. Keep on doing things like this ga-ver-mant, I support sama lu :up: coz it will juz increase ur risk of getting lesser votes on next general erection :halo:
:XO: Datuk Jessica Alba :kiss:
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zool wrote on Oct 23, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Berita terkini kat utusan..
http://www.utusan.com.my/utusan/info.asp?y=2008&dt=1023&pub=Utusan_Malaysia&sec=Terkini&pg=bt_30.htm
So kalau ada sesiapa nak tengok Datuk terima anugerah boleh jumpa aku sekali.. Dah alang2 singgah Melaka.. He he he
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|1f34|-|1r3 wrote on Oct 24, 2008 at 1:13 am
what about Mr Jacky Chan…ada aper movie mamat tuh wat kat Malaysia..what the heck la…by the way..aku tertido tgk movie tuh….not sure why? maybe because the love part is somewhere around the later part of the movie ?
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callister wrote on Oct 24, 2008 at 4:38 am
eh aku rasa aku pernah tgk citer sleeping dictionary ni…
aku tgk smpai habis citer ni..
best gak la pada aku..
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bongkersz wrote on Oct 24, 2008 at 9:49 am
Jackie Chan tak cukup hot lah.. Sorry ye… I also forgot what’s the name of that movie, no idea which one haha!
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bongkersz wrote on Oct 24, 2008 at 9:50 am
Aku ada gi Melaka nanti aku inform haha!
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sootsprite wrote on Oct 24, 2008 at 10:18 am
what the fish?
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NoktahHitam wrote on Oct 25, 2008 at 2:49 am
Jacky Chan, police story kot.
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cdason wrote on Oct 25, 2008 at 7:53 am
Hahhaa… the 3rd post I’ve read on this!!!
Agree.. Alba for Datukship!!
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cmomoc wrote on Oct 26, 2008 at 11:59 am
:down: betapa murahnya datuk!
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alone wrote on Oct 27, 2008 at 5:28 pm
chayo2! haha
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bongkersz wrote on Oct 28, 2008 at 9:48 am
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bongkersz wrote on Oct 28, 2008 at 9:54 am
I think so… not Gerak Khas The Movie right?
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bongkersz wrote on Oct 28, 2008 at 10:54 am
LOL, so many people rooting for Jess Alba eh?
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firdauz wrote on Oct 28, 2008 at 11:14 am
sidak tok ngepung populariti jak. anang bekenyak
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bongkersz wrote on Oct 28, 2008 at 11:19 am
tiada harga lagi. you want the title? it’s an embarassing title to carry now.. i think
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bongkersz wrote on Oct 29, 2008 at 10:24 am
ahaks! nang sekda keja lain..
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bongkersz wrote on Oct 29, 2008 at 10:25 am
part mana yang best?
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chokilala wrote on Nov 1, 2008 at 2:37 pm
“That sonofabitch ass kisser Chief Minister of Malacca”
that really hurts
check this out
Che Det
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chokilala wrote on Nov 1, 2008 at 2:43 pm
what about andre goh & ali mamak?
andre goh u kenal? dia chinese tapi menyanyi lagu asli melayu dah lama, ada sesiapa bagi dia award?
huhuhu.. jangan pandang yang satu tu je..
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bongkersz wrote on Nov 3, 2008 at 9:33 am
kenal like that lah..
read bout him in papers. this award thing is super ridiculous. but that CM of Malacca is well known for being a moron. do you read about his latest suggestion – taking single mom as 2nd wife and get 1k allowance. 
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bongkersz wrote on Nov 3, 2008 at 9:36 am
Yeap, I read that entry by him
He’s layak but it is necessary? Like I said, there are more deserving people.
Thanks for dropping by chokilala, just came back from your blog. Nice one!
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KIWI3838 wrote on Nov 4, 2008 at 11:30 pm
hey u guys… do not blame others for giving that title to shah rukh khan. they do have a good reasons and points to give that datukship to him. eventho im not a big fan of hisdustan film, i wouldnt argue for this kind of issue. let see if the government gv the title to jessica alba, wot do u think the muslim citizen in msia will say? u guys know msia is a muslim country and most of u guys also know that jessica alba is hot, doesnt make sense for Datuk Ali rustam to gv datukship title to her as the society will have a differnt kind of thinking(well u know wot i mean)..
there are wayyy toooo many people that has had contributes to msia successss but we cant really mentioned all of them at once. aight? melaka did not gv that title to jessicca alba bcoz the movie “sleeping beauty”(as far as im concern) was not film in mlk. so thats ur answer. melaka does that for the reason of increasing its tourists attraction. so there u goo. if the other states wanted to do the same wayy… they would, but its not how they promote their state i guess, everyone has their own way of doing things.
so lets not blame the government we are in. for the reason shah rukh khan got the title “datuk” and all the controversies, i believed melaka is geting more tourists than it used 2. well -ve feedback doesnt mean it would not get the advantage? aight…
y u choose ur gf/bf to be ur wife/husband? while u’ve been sleeping with/ spent time/ etc… with the other person(who is not ur current? the same questions applied to this issues i reckon.
psst: im missing my essay writing days
awwww…
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bongkersz wrote on Nov 5, 2008 at 11:58 am
1st, you need to check up the word ’sarcasm’. if you understand the word, you would not bother to bring up the muslim issue, bla bla..
2nd, you need to read again what I wrote. I never ask Malacca to award the title to Jessica Alba. ]
3rd, please check again the qualifications for Datukship.
Thanks for dropping by. If you want to write essay, a tip – Please write with proper spellings, aight?
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KIWI3838 wrote on Nov 5, 2008 at 4:39 pm
1. fyi, i didnt read ur comments as i dont bother.
2. u hv ur own opinion and so do i and other ppl
3. if im writing an essay i wudnt be writing like this. its was juz a thought!”psst” duh!
4. there were no name mentioned above of who im pointing 2. ok? no harm.
5. i watched the video as well as skim thru all the other comments.
6. if i wud to reply from ur comments, it wouldnt be the last comment for this post, and if i were to gv feedback from ur comments, i wud hv click the reply button. ok?
please dont tell me wot to do and what not. this is an open conversation and every1 is allowed to xpress their thoughts.
pssttt.. i dont need no simple tip like that, thank you. theres no need for u 2 show off here ok? i know how 2 write.
this is my way of writing a comments and i will stick to it. if u dont like it, dont read it. easy as that.
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Lime wrote on Nov 5, 2008 at 5:19 pm
“1. fyi, i didnt read ur comments as i dont bother.”
if u dont bother then dont bother to comment.save your so called brilliant opinion in other things.
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bongkersz wrote on Nov 6, 2008 at 9:03 am
I think you are a bit slow on the mental faculty. You have no freaking idea of what I said in my previous comment.
1. You didn’t read and you don’t bother, yet you BOTHERED to reply me again with your senseless ramblings.
2. Yes, I respect your opinion, hence I allowed your comment and didn’t delete it. It is good for all to see for themselves how some opinions worth shit.
3. Oh, really? Good for you then.
4. “….doesnt make sense for Datuk Ali rustam to gv datukship title to her.”
So much for not mentioning name, eh? I was replying to you on ‘I never ask Malacca to award the title to Jessice Alba’.
5, 6. What video? Please reply at the correct post, else it makes you look dumb.
As much as I love people to leave comments, I have beef with people putting words in my mouth and commenting before reading properly.
Thank you for contributing to my blog hits.
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