Funny Keywords #1

What kind of sickos come to this blog anyway?

Saskatoon, Saskatchewan arrived from google.com on “Blowjob | The Flaccid Mind” by searching for subliminal blow job.

Bochum, Nordrhein-Westfalen arrived from google.com on “Megan Fox vs Elisha Cuthbert | The Flaccid Mind” by searching for Elisha Cuthbert x-ray.

Canyon, Texas arrived from google.com on “Balls and Boobs Talk: Ultimate guide to gravity defying balls, both genders included. | The Flaccid Mind” by searching for what makes your balls saggier.

Alexandria, Virginia arrived from google.com on “11 Things Women Don’t Know About Men | The Flaccid Mind” by searching for naked flaccid men.

Kuwait arrived from google.com.kw on “Rape Me! Because I wear a ‘sexy’ school uniform.. | The Flaccid Mind” by searching for sexy women raping man.

Kuala Lumpur, Wilayah Persekutuan arrived from search.msn.com on “Cerita Panas: Masalah ketegangan Skuad Berani Bogel! | The Flaccid Mind” by searching for WWW KUDA BOGEL.

What is subliminal blow job??? Subliminal according to dictionary.com means “below the threshold of conscious perception (consciousness)”

I wonder how a subliminal blow job is being done. :???: Is it like receiving it while you are sleeping (in reality), but your subconcious mind is interpreting it as a dream? Kinky!ย  :XO:

Why would people want to see Elisha Cuthbert’s x-ray???? :!:

Why would people want to search for naked FLACCID men? I thought naked HARD men are more useful? :lol: What is the use of a flaccid tool? :kiss:

Why would people want to know what makes their balls saggier???? :shock: Saggy balls are hazardous to the owner and people around him, I think. Family jewels are not supposed to be hanging freely, dangerously. :arrow:

I bet many men out there want sexy women raping them also, so I understand why you searched for those words my Kuwait friend. :razz:

I have nothing to say on theย  ‘kuda bogel’ (naked horse). No comment. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

ps: Even though you frighten me, I hope you found what you were looking for. I pray for divine forces out there to bless you with multiple orgasms everytime you found what you searched on this blog. Thanks for dropping by.

pss: I am going to KL tonight. 9.40pm flight. Then tomorrow night I will join my friends driving up to Sungai Petani, Kedah to see petani in the sungai attend a friend’s wedding on Friday. Give me a shout out if you see me around ya!

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14 Responses to “Funny Keywords #1”

  1. kaioucat wrote on Mar 4, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    what makes your balls saggier.

    This one takes the cake :up:


  2. |1f34|-|1r3 wrote on Mar 4, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    not as gay as my blog ! haha ๐Ÿ˜€


  3. LadyBirdยฎ wrote on Mar 4, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    sempat lagik g ‘ngenjit’ kat kedah. ๐Ÿ˜›
    ps-update my url under your blogroll pok.


  4. Vijay Kumar Murugavell wrote on Mar 4, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Hey even if someone googles my name , your blog will be listed as the third item after KTEmoc, and after posting this the next time someone does it they will know that we know……stalk and counter stalk ha ha ha

    Recently I read somewhere that the third most searched word by malaysians on google is “google” that means they type the word “google” in the google browser- go figure

    I suspect it must be scores of dumb UMNOcybertroopers trying to figure out google.


  5. bongkersz wrote on Mar 4, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    Really eh? Thank you for letting me whoring your famous name to increase my blog hits. ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ Yes, I noticed people came to this blog by searching your name. Must be the troopers ๐Ÿ˜€

    WTF? I am ashamed to be a Malaysian. ๐Ÿ™„


  6. bongkersz wrote on Mar 4, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    your blog very gay? ๐Ÿ˜


  7. bongkersz wrote on Mar 4, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    There are more weird keywords, I will do postings on that from time to time. ๐Ÿ˜›


  8. |1f34|-|1r3 wrote on Mar 4, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    certified gay by google ! โ—


  9. alexallied wrote on Mar 6, 2009 at 8:37 am

    lmao. sex sells dude.


  10. foongpc wrote on Mar 8, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    Haha! Weird people out there! I’m interested in the subliminal blowjob. Will google it. Haha!


  11. deepo wrote on Mar 9, 2009 at 2:38 am

    the most weird search i ever got, was…”kenapa budak sarawak gila suami orang”..then the user reached at my blog..OMG….i became the husband-stealer….i wonder who is memfitnah me here…haha


  12. bongkersz wrote on Mar 10, 2009 at 10:01 am

    true. true. let’s sell some.


  13. bongkersz wrote on Mar 10, 2009 at 10:03 am

    please let me know if you found any good stuffs on that. subliminal blow job.. intriguing.. ๐Ÿ˜€


  14. bongkersz wrote on Mar 10, 2009 at 10:04 am

    hahahaha! that’s really… something. budak sarawak laku kot among non sarawakians.. ๐Ÿ˜›


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