F? H? WTF? Ayetttee lah!

This is a conversation between me and one banking officer when I called their helpline for assistance.

Bank Officer: Good evening, sir. How may I assist you?

Me: Good evening. I am going to make a credit card payment but I forget my credit card number. Would you please check the number for me?

Bank Officer: May I know who is on the line please?

Me: Bong here.

Bank Officer: Okay Mr Bong. May I have your IC (Identity Card) number please?

Me: 8 2 1 1 ..

Bank Officer: F 2 1 1 ..

Me: No. 8 2 ..

Bank Officer: F 2 ..

Me: Not F! Eightttttt! Ayeetttteeee twoooo wyannnnn wyannn..

Bank Officer: F? H? F or H sir?

Me (kinda annoyed now): Hmm, you asked for my IC number, right?

Bank Officer: Yes.

Me: What kind of IC Number that starts with F or H?

Bank Officer: …..

Bank Officer: Sorry sir. Please repeat again..

Me: 8 2 1 1 ..

Bank: 8 2 1 1 ..

ps: My Engrish pronounciation must be damn foreign that 8 sounds like F or H. But I did stress that ‘t’ ending like any good English teacher would tell you to do. Eightttttttt!! *sweats*

pss: I forgot my credit card number because I no longer have the card with me. I normally keep the all the numbers (credit cards, bank accounts) in my mobile phone, but I reformatted it that day, so I lost all the numbers. Stupid me not writing those down before I reformatted my mobile phone. *whack head*

pss: A friend told me that I should play along. F. U. C. K. Y. O. U.

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No Responses to “F? H? WTF? Ayetttee lah!”

  1. goolooloo wrote on Jan 16, 2009 at 11:24 am

    ah bong, cos u too lihai liao.. ppl cant understand yr engrish la


  2. atreyu strange wrote on Jan 16, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    two possibilities that could coincide:
    1. the CSO is a foreigner
    2. the call centre is in a foreign country (which is typical to protect so-called customer’s confidential data – wtf)



  3. haritz wrote on Jan 16, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    People who can speaking English fluently sometime having problem in this country, some understand n some don’t. Manglish everybody know lah.!


  4. alexallied wrote on Jan 16, 2009 at 5:29 pm



  5. Bengbeng wrote on Jan 16, 2009 at 7:18 pm

    thanks for the forwarded email. i love it. will use it in one of my blogs


  6. drumsticks wrote on Jan 16, 2009 at 10:01 pm

    ahaha like that oso can?!


  7. foongpc wrote on Jan 17, 2009 at 1:21 am

    Aiyo! The bank officer so silly! Like you said, where got IC No start with F or H? : )


  8. suituapui wrote on Jan 17, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    *shakes head…..


  9. NoktahHitam wrote on Jan 18, 2009 at 6:35 am

    He was just F-ing you 😉

    Pas already won, what more do you want bong? 😀


  10. Syam wrote on Jan 18, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    Bong wants to be PAS candidate. i guest… 🙄


  11. Azer Mantessa wrote on Jan 19, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    i guess everybody is having the after-election effect … haha


  12. Clare wrote on Jan 19, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    Bahahahahahahahha!!! You just made my boring day! 😀


  13. bongkersz wrote on Jan 19, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    must be lah!


  14. bongkersz wrote on Jan 19, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    I don’t think so.. from the way he talked.. I think he’s local ehe..


  15. bongkersz wrote on Jan 19, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    I speak Manglish also.. I just found it funny that he asked about my IC NUMBER but then mentioned F and H. Numbers???


  16. bongkersz wrote on Jan 19, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    Why shake your head, STP? 😛


  17. bongkersz wrote on Jan 19, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    Eheh! I want to be part of the movement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ➡


  18. bongkersz wrote on Jan 19, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    I did? 😛 Now… how you want to reward me. Hahaha!


  19. NoktahHitam wrote on Jan 19, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    PAS movement? Let’s talk about the bullshit KLIA East. Educate sikit semua orang


  20. bongkersz wrote on Jan 20, 2009 at 8:22 am

    Ah! That LCCT Labu thing? Only in Malaysia we have an airport SPECIALLY constructed for a low cost carrier. Now we are going to have 2 low cost carrier airport, side by side??? Total idiocy!


  21. cibol wrote on Jan 22, 2009 at 11:50 am

    call center personnel are usually non grads, maybe they did flunk BI paper.


  22. Bal wrote on Jan 26, 2009 at 12:57 am

    that’s about the dumbest bank officer i’ve ever heard off…IC num begining with F??

    you shud have gone along with ur fren’s suggestion…F.U.C……hahahaha


  23. bongkersz wrote on Jan 29, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    he’s not from SCB, don’t worry haha! idiocy infects!


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