Ego massage, anyone?

It is been a while since I post anything narcissistic. Once in a while, I need to be assured that I am the ultimate sex god, smartest pant on earth, most suave, good looking chunk hunk around, well you get the idea – flattering self reassurance or ‘ego massage’. It is comforting to read something good about yourself, to be told you are the best shit and depending on how you react to such compliments, it can motivate you to do better in life or it can stroke your grotesquely inflated ego until it burst as a result of self complacency.

This behaviour of self indulgence is quite disgusting if overdone. Excessive feeling of self-satisfaction is bad as some wise goats put it – ‘too much of a good thing is bad for you’. Good things must be taken in moderation for example red wine, taken in moderation reduces risk of prostrate cancer. (Guys take note!)

Just the reverse of ‘too much of a good thing is bad for you’ is ‘a little of something bad can be good to you’ which is also true. In certain cases, ‘a little poison is good for you’, which is the principle in vaccination and hormesis. Em, but I guess these principles cannot be applied to smoking. It is never good to begin with haha! Eh WTF.. A simple introduction to ‘massaging self ego’ and ‘excessive self satisfaction’ ended up with a long winded crap. Sigh!

From my limited experience, I found out there are few ways to ‘massage your ego’.

1. Get your bf/gf. He/she will say almost everything good that you want to hear about you, given the right time and mood.

2. Get your family, especially your mother (if you are a hot blooded male), father (if you are a sweet loveable female) (if you are neither a male or female… err.. find me? Or any volunteer out there? |1f34|-|1r3? Noktah Hitam? Cibol? Suituapui? Haha!) When I made a remark about my expanding tummy, my mom said ‘No lah, where got? Fat a bit look nice’ or when I came home with a shining bald head she was shocked but still managed to say ‘You look okay with bald head’ LOL! Thanks mom!

3. Good friends. What are good friends for right? Put them to ‘good’ use.

4. Go read those astrology craps. Check out the horoscope section (buy Cleo every early of the year) where they ‘predict’ and ‘assess’ each horoscope for the coming year, read the forecasts and personality analysis for people born in certain day, month, year. I can be sure almost all of the predictions and forecasts sound bombastic and receptive, put in a very ‘politically correct’ way. For example, in this previous post of mine, something written for Sagittarius:

SAGITTARIUS – The Promiscuous One (the Archer – 22 November – 21 December)
* High appeal.
* Rare to find.
* Great when found.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* So much love to give.
* Not one to mess with.
* Very attractive.
* Very romantic.
* Nice to everyone they meet.
* Their Love is one of a kind.
* Silly, fun and sweet.
* Have their own unique appeal.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* Not the kind of person you wanna mess with because you might end up crying

Oh.. it feels so good reading that such an orgasmic feeling.

5. Go do some personality tests. Noktah Hitam did a test at Ipersonic.com and I did mine as well. Here is my personality test result.

Groundbreaking Thinker (GT)

Groundbreaking Thinkers are charming, enthusiastic persons. They really bubble over with energy and like to take centre stage. They love variety both professionally and privately. Groundbreaking Thinkers tackle changes consistently with their optimism and firm belief in their own abilities; they are always on the look-out for improvement possibilities. Their excellent communication skills are of great advantage to them here. They approach the world with curiosity and openness and master new situations with a great deal of talent for improvising and with resourcefulness. Their spare time is taken up with a large number of hobbies; most Groundbreaking Thinkers like to travel in order to gather as many different impressions as possible. This personality type is unbeatable at discovering new possibilities.

In their work, Groundbreaking Thinkers highly rate challenges and diversified tasks. They cannot stand routine and too detailed work. They love to astound others with bold ideas for an original, new project and then leave it up to the others to implement them. Hierarchies, rules and regulations arouse their opposition and they love outsmarting the system. It is vital to them that they enjoy their work; if this is the case, they quickly become pure workaholics. Their creativity best takes effect when they work independently; but they are very good at motivating others and infecting them with their optimistic nature. Conceptual or advisory activities appeal especially to Groundbreaking Thinkers. It can happen that some people feel somewhat duped by their flexible, spontaneous nature.

Their sociability and enterprise ensure that Groundbreaking Thinkers always have a large circle of friends and acquaintances in which activity plays an important role. As they are mostly in a good mood, they are popular and very welcome guests. Grumbling and peevishness are unknown to them. However, they do tend to be a little erratic and unstable when it comes to obligations and this makes them appear to be unreliable to some. Groundbreaking Thinkers are very critical and demanding when it comes to picking a partner because they look for the ideal relationship and have a very concrete picture of this ideal relationship. Mutual aims in life are very important to them. They do not like compromising and would rather remain alone. For the partner, it is often a challenge to have a long-term relationship with a Groundbreaking Thinker. Groundbreaking Thinkers need a lot of space and diversity or otherwise they become bored and feel cramped. Types who are rather more traditionalistic often have problems with the willingness of Groundbreaking Thinkers to take risks and their often crazy, spontaneous actions. However, if one can summon up sufficient flexibility and tolerance for them, one will never be bored in their presence and will always have a loyal and faithful partner.

Adjectives which describe your type
extroverted, theoretical, logical, spontaneous, rational, innovative, intellectual, open, independent, curious, enterprising, analytical, clever, enthusiastic, venturesome, inventive, energetic, sociable, optimistic, non-conformist, creative, freedom-loving, charming, able to get enthusiastic, self-confident, communicative, capricious, inconsistent, outgoing

These subjects could interest you
documentaries, books, talks, museums, computer, Internet, strategy games, politics, drawing/painting

I must say this is quite accurate (or else I won’t put it up lah! Note to self – must only put good stuffs about myself, ehe!) Good enough to be used as part of my CV to score some points with future employers. Now go and read something good about yourself to cheer you up. Sorry, I need to go and soothe my inflated ego now. Nyahahahahaha!

Have a good day!

ps: Flattery is telling the other person precisely what he thinks about himself and it is all right so long as you don’t inhale. Just like cologne water, it is to be smelt of, not swallowed. Why? Because flattery is the worst and falsest way of showing our esteem.

pss: Excessive flattering self reassurance is a sign of insecurity, too. The individual needs prescriptions of sweet, tender loving – in excessive doses. :arrow:



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37 Responses to “Ego massage, anyone?”

  1. NoktahHitam wrote on Oct 15, 2008 at 11:22 am

    Dude, do you need Sensaoil or minyak lintah to massage you ‘sword’ too? Hahaha.

    You call it massage ego. I call it fan ego. Massage people tell you, you look good etc. Fan, people agree when you say you look good.


  2. bongkersz wrote on Oct 15, 2008 at 11:27 am

    I stay true to my Sarawakian root so I support gambir Sarawak! 😀

    Fan ego, hmm.. for people to agree, you must mention it first, a bit shy lah to bring up the issue. 😳 😳 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


  3. aeropama dot com wrote on Oct 15, 2008 at 11:41 am

    merokok itu berfaedah! stress release and make me feel high. fuuuhhh… stim…


  4. NoktahHitam wrote on Oct 15, 2008 at 11:43 am

    CF. Gambir is one fucking hot stuff. Never want to put that again.

    Dad told me, guys cannot paiseh.

    CF <- Decrypt this. Hint; something to do with ads.


  5. aeropama dot com wrote on Oct 15, 2008 at 11:50 am

    mine still power… no need for gambir or viagra. 😛


  6. bongkersz wrote on Oct 15, 2008 at 11:54 am

    aku nak mention tu tadi.. but tak jadi lah 😛 tak nak galakkan budak kecik yang baca blog aku hisap rokok haha. aku lalu pandan indah punya lrt station malam malam berlambak budak budak kecik (aku sure bulu belum tumbuh lagi..) lepak hisap rokok kat area car park. kaya jugak yer budak sekarang 😛


  7. bongkersz wrote on Oct 15, 2008 at 11:56 am

    I never try any of Sensaoil or gambir, yet. Belum tiba masanya kot.. haha!

    CF noted and returned.


  8. bongkersz wrote on Oct 15, 2008 at 12:03 pm

    Too much details dude. Em, if this piece of information is useful to anyone reading it, please contact him. 10% commision for me. 😀


  9. Mr Am wrote on Oct 15, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Sapa ada gambir, kasi share sama aku.. aku mahu try.. :up:


  10. bongkersz wrote on Oct 15, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    Nanti aku balik Sarawak aku belikan. Place your order now 😉


  11. jadie wrote on Oct 15, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    pandan indah lrt station? u staying somewhere within that area?


  12. bongkersz wrote on Oct 15, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    yes, squatting nearby 🙂


  13. Asha wrote on Oct 15, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    hehe lufin the idea..i guess you r right bout it..most of the time those people really and will always give you good ego massage 😛

    but ma girls sometime will come out with the truth fact that hurts 😕


  14. ellyda zsazsa wrote on Oct 15, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    aiyo.. sama la kita sagittarius.. eh birthday ko bulan 11 kan?


  15. bongkersz wrote on Oct 15, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    Yup, 30th November 😆 😆 😆


  16. lochoe wrote on Oct 15, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    walaupun au hisap rokok, aku cukup pantang tgk budak2 pakai baju skolah hisap rokok, nak pelempang je… dahla buat gaya cool.. lagi aku menyampah.. tapi…
    sukati dia la, patut mak bapak jaga.. aku tak mau memandai.. bukan best pun, ajar budak2 ni.. biar dia pikir la sendiri


  17. lochoe wrote on Oct 15, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    i want some.. huhuhh.. pergh.. mana aku nak praktis ni..


  18. lochoe wrote on Oct 15, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    ya ya.. i always do u know… my pleasure to massage my ego.. to awek2… wish i got plenty of awek..


  19. missmalaysia wrote on Oct 15, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    So you are the promiscuous one bongkersz!! Didn’t know that! That’s new! Aiyaiyai….you sound veli dangerous man. 😛


  20. |1f34|-|1r3 wrote on Oct 15, 2008 at 9:43 pm

    bong..ari tuh aku order gambir sarawak utk masak2….ko ada bawak x? :halo:


  21. suituapui wrote on Oct 15, 2008 at 10:30 pm

    There is none so blind as he who will not see. And no matter how good a person may look on the exterior, no matter how he hides it, eventually people will smell the stink also… Like you said, this ego thingy is a sign of insecurity, of low self esteem. Men with substance and integrity do not need such “massages”. They know!


  22. bongkersz wrote on Oct 16, 2008 at 8:40 am

    Me? Promiscuous? I don’t know man, I am not sure.. 😀


  23. bongkersz wrote on Oct 16, 2008 at 8:42 am

    Security and self confidence come after you are sure of yourself. A little bit of massage still necessary, doesn’t a teacher praises his students when it’s due to encourage him to do better/acknowledge their works? 😀 😀


  24. bongkersz wrote on Oct 16, 2008 at 8:43 am

    Really? 😛 They just being ‘mean’ haha!


  25. Bengbeng wrote on Oct 16, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    you r too uch of yr own man- you don’t need an ego massage. if u needed one, you wouldn’t have shaved yr head bald, tattooed yrself n used a body ring n drive all the lady surfers crazy 🙂

    btw u r promiscuous? that is new to me. 🙂


  26. angeles wrote on Oct 16, 2008 at 11:34 pm

    i only need shoulder and body massages 😛

    ps: aku tak dapat update entry ini! aper pasal feeder2 itu sumua? aku subscribe sumua tau 🙁


  27. bongkersz wrote on Oct 17, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    ar? drive all the lady surfers? who are they? hahahahahahaha!


  28. bongkersz wrote on Oct 17, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    hmm.. at my side no problem woh, no idea what is happening also…. 😕


  29. suituapui wrote on Oct 17, 2008 at 10:32 pm

    The good ones do not need that. They know they’re good. Only the insecure half past six ones…who need a little push, be it positive (praising and encouragement) or negative (scolding and punishment).


  30. jadie wrote on Oct 18, 2008 at 12:30 am

    too bad i seldom get to take lrt nowadays..otherwise we might hv the luck to run into each other.i’m staying somewhere between pandan indah n cempaka lrt..


  31. Kopi Soh wrote on Oct 19, 2008 at 1:02 am

    Ok Kopi Soh kam liao whre u wan massak?


  32. bongkersz wrote on Oct 20, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    you are not staying at the apartment next to the lrt, right? 😀 one of the house among many houses between pandan indah and cempaka lrt? that’s really.. really close to the place i am staying now. actually i hang out at the place quite often, since last time i was in kl (before went back to kch for a while) because my friends are staying there.

    yeah, say hi if you see a familiar botak guy pass by 😛


  33. bongkersz wrote on Oct 20, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    you are the client kopi soh, any request? 😛


  34. jadie wrote on Oct 20, 2008 at 10:11 pm

    if you are referring to Taman Pinggiran Cempaka, then we are just staying nearby then. If you have free time, lets meet up for lunch or dinner..just leave a message on my messenger.. dievi_jane@yahoo.com


  35. bongkersz wrote on Oct 21, 2008 at 9:04 am

    sure! lunch and dinner during normal working days a bit hard.. weekends should be okay 😛


  36. Kopi Soh wrote on Oct 21, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    😀 Hehe, let me think abt it, hmmm


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