Don’t read this if you are a born again virgin or a morally righteous asshole.

Warning: Not suitable read for virgins and morally righteous assholes.

This is going to be one super long bitchy, incoherent, vulgar (expetives alert) and random ranting post.

Fuck scumbag politicians. Most are busy slugging each other out for their own benefits and care shit about the people. The frogs want to jump, let them be. And please, don’t take in recycled, disgruntled, out of rank politicians? Fuck it, if PR is going to take Chua Soi Lek in, I’m going to make so much noise you’ll beg me to make you go deaf.

Fuck religious bigots and self appointed morally retarded guardians. It is human with religion cannot have choice to sin or not to sin? Let them choose their path of redemption and be judged when the time comes in front of their God and not by some hypocritical toilet heads.

How the fuck drinking beer is punishable by caning/whipping? Is that something you want to be associated with your religion? And you fucking whine about people misunderstood the religion.Β  How the fuck it MLTR is morally unsuitably for Malaysians that you need to protest about it? They are not even a rock band just a bunch of guys singing candy sweet love songs! Why the fuck Arthur’s Day concert cannot be attended by Muslims? And protesting against Black Eyed Peas performance?

For fuck sake, it’s only right for each of us to have our say in deciding what is right for ourselves, Muslim or not. Fuck you UMNO. Fuck you PAS. Don’t bring your lame contest of who’s more Islam, who is more pious and religious into Malaysian everyday life. How the fuck Indonese with the largest Muslim population in the world can have such entertainment and we not?

Hey don’t fuck me because I’m not Muslim, so I should stay away in Muslim matters. This is my country as well and all these stupid things happening around me is freaking dumb and embarrassing for me to stomach.

And because of some stupid, overzealous religious dickheads, so many restrictions are imposed on things for example, concert performers. Just because you fuckers think looking at some sexy women gyrating on the stage would make people go crazy and throw their moral and religious compass out of the window or probably making them so horny they would jerk themselves to the stinking hell right there, the rest of us should watch the concert with performers wearing shits they never wear and behaving not like themselves?

What’s a rock concert if the rockers don’t jump or scream? Who’s Mariah Carey if she’s not allowed to wear mini skirt and tight, body hugging materials while making sensous, provocative gestures and movements? Oh, watching that would make you go raping every pigs and dogs you can find after?

I don’t freaking get it how by watching Mariah Carey performs or Gwen Stefani, or Pussycat Dolls, or Michael Learns To Rock would make people become bastardly immoral, embracing putrid garbage of religious decadent values? It is in your mind, you weak bastard! For the weak cannot endure, don’t deny the pleasure for the strong.

What next? TV station for Muslims only? Airline for Non Muslims only? How about shopping malls, car parks, toilets, cars, tooth paste (yes they have it shit!), cinemas, offices, pasar malams etc for Muslims and Non Muslims? Fucking partition the country would you? Fuck this anarchy!

1Malaysia my foot! This is 1Apartheid. 1Anarchy. Scumbags in Umno and certain elements in PAS, because you are trying to fish for votes, you are stooping this low?

You don’t even know if you God truly care and would give you brownie points for stopping people to commit sins. Fuck it, hell is so lonely without sinners and what happpens to it’s all God’s will and God has a BIG FUCKING PLAN for all of us? So why you are interfering with God’s plan eh? Perhaps God wants us to sin then repent then sin then repent and go to hell? Part of the plan, no?

FUCK OFF you monsters!

You. Fuckers trying to put words in a dead man’s mouth. Fuck you incompetent maggots doing the bidding of your rotten master. This country is full of incompetent fools who couldn’t understand the world ultra vires and to insult, who conveniently overlooked other possibilities before making any conclusion to a case just because no such order was given, publicly offer bribesΒ  but no action was taken because he’s a fucking VIP,Β  and caged birds with no balls parroting diarrhea at every opportunity, just to mention few examples.

And you. You fucker think I’m too stupid to read your moves? Try to fucking impersonate someone else and put the blame on me? You sick retarded insecure chicken ass. To hell with your threats and talk downs, just bring it on I’ll be ready to give you the acquired taste of real pain if you are still biting my ass and don’t want to let go. I’ll beat you to a pulp because I fucking hate it when people frame me for things I didn’t do. Man up, you little shithead and stop screaming wolf.

And you. I’m sorry it has to come to this. I couldn’t believe you would think that I treat this a joke. Words are too many and too cheap for me to describe everything and you already know that. It’s hard to think straight when you’re drunk with lethal concoction of emotion. I’ll respect your decision. Take care.

ps: I’ll just chill myself with some toilet jokes of my own.

pss: Merdeka is around the corner, but I don’t feel like celebrating it. It’s a Black Merdeka for me.

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28 Responses to “Don’t read this if you are a born again virgin or a morally righteous asshole.”

  1. Mel wrote on Aug 27, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    well said B.. and ironically the most crimes come from those states that are higher in condensation of our favorite M and also governed by our very favorite P though I do admit our U is not much further behind in my poll of favorite idiots


  2. bongkersz wrote on Aug 27, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    @Mel, you are so cryptic with your B, M, P and U my brain almost fried doing deciphering job πŸ˜‰


  3. NoktahHitam wrote on Aug 27, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    Me no feel of merdeka. Always firework, siti nurhaliza perform.. fuck this shit. For a change do a documentary on how we fought for merdeka la.


  4. Cherubim wrote on Aug 27, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    My preferred choice of words might be milder, but I’m of the same as well.


  5. born again virgin wrote on Aug 27, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    I am so P that I wanna K Someone. F them S B AHoles. :p :p decrypt that bong! hahahaha!

    I can feel your anger coming thru fm this post. Damn right. Malaysia is so fucked up I tell you I wish I was living in Indonesia!


  6. haritz wrote on Aug 27, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    Meleka..meleka aiya meleka, apek near my house shouting when the big clock ding dong at 12 midnight

    ps:aku pun tak suka medeka cam NoktahHitam


  7. Stephen wrote on Aug 27, 2009 at 9:35 pm

    Let’s wear black on 31st Aug 2009!


  8. KateLexy wrote on Aug 28, 2009 at 11:54 am

    Very very well said!! I am impress! πŸ™‚ Tump up for you


  9. AntiUMNO wrote on Sep 1, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    Let’s celebrate Black MERDEKA !

    Fuck you Najis!

    1Malaysia? my ass…


  10. jeff lee wrote on Sep 1, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    ..i came across a new word today…tribadism..it means triple bad as in bad bad bad religion?



  11. Jeff wrote on Sep 1, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    @AntiUMNO, then just pack your things and go back to your country of origin…may it be India or China…podah!!

    Pro UMNO !!! Semenanjung Tanah Melayu….


  12. jeff lee wrote on Sep 1, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    @Jeff, wow..how rude
    you must be bad bad bad…
    can you prove your own country of origin?? you can’t, can you…!! how do you know that you originate from semenanjung?? are you so sure that you do not have a mixture of lineage from india or china or indonesia or even timbuktu..!! so please, for all you know, this antiUmno fella could be your cousin, your friend or someone close to you..



  13. doremi wrote on Sep 1, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    this is jeff lee changing his nick to doremi. dont want to be mistaken for a foul-mouthed moniker here…


  14. Jeff wrote on Sep 2, 2009 at 11:36 am

    @jeff lee, Hey Jeff Lee. I think I know you la…so now you sudah jadi rakyat malaysia ka? However, don’t forget aaa, that the Malays are still the pribumi of this country…that’s why Malaysia was once known as ‘semenanjung Tanah MELAYU’ and not Cina or India….kekekekeke…


  15. bongkersz wrote on Sep 2, 2009 at 11:45 am

    @Jeff, you ignorant idiot, Malaysia is nothing without Sabah and Sarawak. And the BN as Federal Government would collapsed if not from the support by East Malaysians. Orang Asli are pribumis. Malays? How many of you are pure blood Malays? Ask you grandpa and grandma, whether they are related to any Thai, Indonesian or Indian ancestors you bigot πŸ˜‰


  16. jeff lee wrote on Sep 2, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    @Jeff, u self declare pribumi ah?? no shame !! you dont know me and i dont think i need to know you..


  17. Najib Hassan wrote on Sep 2, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    im happy when rakyat live in peace but im sick when rakyat do demokrasi so damn sick!


  18. Jeff wrote on Sep 3, 2009 at 8:09 am

    @bongkersz, Hey paria you are damn wrong…we, Malays are the pribumi and nothing can change that. My advise to you is pack your things la and ask you mama, papa, abang , adik to go back to your country of origin…then Malaysia will be a more peaceful country rather than to have immigrants like you…btw, you bought your dirty shoes at Petaling Street aaa? hehe….


  19. Jeff wrote on Sep 3, 2009 at 8:12 am

    @jeff lee, Ya la..then wat ??? i think aaa entertaining dunggu like you guys is a waste of time….because history has been created ….sorry guys…no heart feeling aaaaa……adios….


  20. doremi wrote on Sep 3, 2009 at 10:00 am

    @jeff lee, then, dont bother coming here to spew your racist comments. you dont even know your history, so dont talk rubbish !! just dream on about your pribumi status..my arse..what a retard..


  21. bongkersz wrote on Sep 3, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    @Jeff, Malays are the pri-bumi? Nah! πŸ˜‰ Sure Malaysia is more peaceful without ignorant, retarded yet arrogant dorks like you. Funny, if nothing can change the fact Malays are indeed pribumi, why the fuss over all this shit? Insecure fucks.


  22. Wei yin wrote on Sep 3, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    who are you to put ur self thought on muslim? They just try to execute kartika in muslim way, not on us (i’m not an expert on this, so do you, jut leave them squabbling macam budak2). But hell, the implementation and execution is so bad. Anyway, that doesn’t mean u can put your ‘freedom’ standard to others. I’m not a racist, yet i still find the muslim have right to act in their capacity only to MUSLIM (read, MUSLIM, for other, shoh shoh, get on with your life..)

    Do you really care if muslim can’t go into the MLTR or Blacked Eyed Peas concert? I don’t care, i just wanna go there, no muslim gonna take my right to attend that concert, i dnt care if muslim is allowed or not (lagi seronok woo depa tarak), not my concern. Unless they try to FORCE me into their religion, thet is big F*****G no and all hell will break loose.

    Cool down bro, get some beer


  23. bongkersz wrote on Sep 3, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    @Wei yin, read the part where I wrote how because of their protest, the Non Muslims cannot enjoy the hedonistic pleasures as much as they do because of the restrictions.

    I care not because it’s a Muslim, Non Muslim matter but it’s about injustice. I see injustice done to my friends, I feel compelled to say something about it. And I sure hope they will do the same for me.

    I didn’t put my self thought on Muslim, I merely crying out loud my frustration over the increasing apartheid etnoreligionism in this country.


    izz Reply:

    @bongkersz, you need to look back at the history. Malays are THE NATIVES OF THIS LAND and ISLAM IS THE MAIN RELIGION IN THIS COUNTRY (I’m not bragging about it but just to remind you the basic fact). The emblem on the Malaysian flag, a yellow crescent and a yellow 14-pointed star both being the traditional symbols of Islam. So stop denying about it and calling us with offensive words and insults. You can go mad and call us religious bigot, anything you want but you know nothing about our beliefs. You are far from understanding the concepts and principles of Muslims under the circumstances. Our beliefs are impossibly unlikely to be altered by your conceited and blasphemy piece of mind.


  24. bongkersz wrote on Sep 15, 2009 at 8:23 am

    @izz, oh? which part of my post denies what you said about Malay and Islam? I’m glad to know your belief is strong, yet I’m appalled why it needs so much policing πŸ˜‰ By all means, free to follow your religious calling, just don’t impose your values on others… because however true Malays are the native, Islam is the official religion, you have other races with other religions living here, like it or not. If I remember correctly, your religions asks you to live co-exist happily with others no?


  25. Polprav wrote on Oct 15, 2009 at 9:02 am

    Hello from Russia)


  26. farktards wrote on Oct 21, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    fuck u all malay and your fucked religion!


  27. Alchemist wrote on Nov 10, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    I think it’s important to remember that most of the Malays came from Indonesia, and are not indigenous to Malaysia, just as the Chinese came from China, the Indians from India, etc. The natives of this land are the Orang Asli, but just as the native americans were displaced, and the aborigines in Australia, they have been pushed out by the influx of Indonesians claiming this land for their own. Another interesting point is that the Malay, Indonesians and Filipinos are the same ethnic group.


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