Warning: Not suitable read for virgins and morally righteous assholes.
This is going to be one super long bitchy, incoherent, vulgar (expetives alert) and random ranting post.
Fuck scumbag politicians. Most are busy slugging each other out for their own benefits and care shit about the people. The frogs want to jump, let them be. And please, don’t take in recycled, disgruntled, out of rank politicians? Fuck it, if PR is going to take Chua Soi Lek in, I’m going to make so much noise you’ll beg me to make you go deaf.
Fuck religious bigots and self appointed morally retarded guardians. It is human with religion cannot have choice to sin or not to sin? Let them choose their path of redemption and be judged when the time comes in front of their God and not by some hypocritical toilet heads.
How the fuck drinking beer is punishable by caning/whipping? Is that something you want to be associated with your religion? And you fucking whine about people misunderstood the religion. How the fuck it MLTR is morally unsuitably for Malaysians that you need to protest about it? They are not even a rock band just a bunch of guys singing candy sweet love songs! Why the fuck Arthur’s Day concert cannot be attended by Muslims? And protesting against Black Eyed Peas performance?
For fuck sake, it’s only right for each of us to have our say in deciding what is right for ourselves, Muslim or not. Fuck you UMNO. Fuck you PAS. Don’t bring your lame contest of who’s more Islam, who is more pious and religious into Malaysian everyday life. How the fuck Indonese with the largest Muslim population in the world can have such entertainment and we not?
Hey don’t fuck me because I’m not Muslim, so I should stay away in Muslim matters. This is my country as well and all these stupid things happening around me is freaking dumb and embarrassing for me to stomach.
And because of some stupid, overzealous religious dickheads, so many restrictions are imposed on things for example, concert performers. Just because you fuckers think looking at some sexy women gyrating on the stage would make people go crazy and throw their moral and religious compass out of the window or probably making them so horny they would jerk themselves to the stinking hell right there, the rest of us should watch the concert with performers wearing shits they never wear and behaving not like themselves?
What’s a rock concert if the rockers don’t jump or scream? Who’s Mariah Carey if she’s not allowed to wear mini skirt and tight, body hugging materials while making sensous, provocative gestures and movements? Oh, watching that would make you go raping every pigs and dogs you can find after?
I don’t freaking get it how by watching Mariah Carey performs or Gwen Stefani, or Pussycat Dolls, or Michael Learns To Rock would make people become bastardly immoral, embracing putrid garbage of religious decadent values? It is in your mind, you weak bastard! For the weak cannot endure, don’t deny the pleasure for the strong.
What next? TV station for Muslims only? Airline for Non Muslims only? How about shopping malls, car parks, toilets, cars, tooth paste (yes they have it shit!), cinemas, offices, pasar malams etc for Muslims and Non Muslims? Fucking partition the country would you? Fuck this anarchy!
1Malaysia my foot! This is 1Apartheid. 1Anarchy. Scumbags in Umno and certain elements in PAS, because you are trying to fish for votes, you are stooping this low?
You don’t even know if you God truly care and would give you brownie points for stopping people to commit sins. Fuck it, hell is so lonely without sinners and what happpens to it’s all God’s will and God has a BIG FUCKING PLAN for all of us? So why you are interfering with God’s plan eh? Perhaps God wants us to sin then repent then sin then repent and go to hell? Part of the plan, no?
FUCK OFF you monsters!
You. Fuckers trying to put words in a dead man’s mouth. Fuck you incompetent maggots doing the bidding of your rotten master. This country is full of incompetent fools who couldn’t understand the world ultra vires and to insult, who conveniently overlooked other possibilities before making any conclusion to a case just because no such order was given, publicly offer bribes but no action was taken because he’s a fucking VIP, and caged birds with no balls parroting diarrhea at every opportunity, just to mention few examples.
And you. You fucker think I’m too stupid to read your moves? Try to fucking impersonate someone else and put the blame on me? You sick retarded insecure chicken ass. To hell with your threats and talk downs, just bring it on I’ll be ready to give you the acquired taste of real pain if you are still biting my ass and don’t want to let go. I’ll beat you to a pulp because I fucking hate it when people frame me for things I didn’t do. Man up, you little shithead and stop screaming wolf.
And you. I’m sorry it has to come to this. I couldn’t believe you would think that I treat this a joke. Words are too many and too cheap for me to describe everything and you already know that. It’s hard to think straight when you’re drunk with lethal concoction of emotion. I’ll respect your decision. Take care.
ps: I’ll just chill myself with some toilet jokes of my own.
pss: Merdeka is around the corner, but I don’t feel like celebrating it. It’s a Black Merdeka for me.