Conversation: The Most Promiscuous Man (Horse?)

“…am into the second season of Henry the 8th series- The Tudors. Very very interesting. Have to say Henry the 8th must be by far the most promiscuous and ruthless monarch of England.”

“Even the most promiscuous monarch by Western standards, would stand no chance against those Chinese emperors, or perhaps Malay Sultans in the old days with their dayang-dayang.. hahahahaha!”

“That’s why they die so early! LMAO! Too much sex kills you. Period! According to Chinese historians.”

“Sure or not?! I thought most Chinese emperors lived a long life? Question : Who is the most promiscuous man up to date? :)”

“No D-stick (not real name, to protect his identity), it’s not D-stick.”

“Hahaha…D-stick is a virgin la. Hugh Heffner.

Yes Chinese emperors all have short lives. My mom studied Chinese literature and history. She told me most of them died very young.”

“Wrong. Genghis Khan.”

“Really? Genghis Khan? Sure or not? I thought Hugh Heffner is the most promiscuous guy ever :P”

“1 in 10 guys in Asia are descendant of the great Khan, hahaha. I might be too you know ;)”

4 hours later….

“The most promiscuous man would have to be Rasputin especially since his tool is about 13 inches long.”

“Rasputin is a cow or a horse?”

“Rasputin a horse I think…”

“I suspected so. Poor victims of Rasputin… sigh!”

“Yeah… those poor souls.”

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9 Responses to “Conversation: The Most Promiscuous Man (Horse?)”

  1. foongpc wrote on Jan 12, 2009 at 11:18 am

    Hi, bongkersz! long time didn’t comment here. is it really true that promiscuous men have shorter lives? If like that, I must stop having too much sex! haha!


  2. Woof-woof wrote on Jan 12, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA….but someone pointed 13 inches is irrelevant…its the girth that counts!!! A 13inch needle dick wud not be a pretty sight….indeed! πŸ˜€

    Too much sex kills???? Ooooh…scary! πŸ˜›

    :up: :up: :up:


  3. bongkersz wrote on Jan 12, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    hey man! wassup? er.. too much of anything is never good eheh…


  4. Azer Mantessa wrote on Jan 12, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    “Too much sex kills you. Period!”

    Ooppss … erks … yikes

    *biting nails*


  5. suituapui wrote on Jan 12, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    Who is the most promiscuous man up to date? Ummm…..Bobgkersz??? Hahahahahaha!!! Celibate now or your days are numbered! LOL!!!


  6. haritz wrote on Jan 13, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    πŸ˜† you wont get kill for having to much sex but you kill your bird hohohohoho


  7. bongkersz wrote on Jan 16, 2009 at 9:22 am

    hahahaha! slow down dude!


  8. bongkersz wrote on Jan 16, 2009 at 9:23 am

    i’m not promiscuous πŸ˜› yet. hahaha! you are celibating, stp? πŸ˜€


  9. Syam wrote on Jan 18, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    genghis khan is a Mongolian rite?


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