*Kavilan tagged me in Facebook. I already did the tag in Facebook and this is for the blog.
Syarat-syarat :
1. ‘Tag’ dijawab dalam Bahasa Melayu sahaja.
2. Tag orang yang telah men’tag’ anda
3. Tag orang yg anda mahu tag.
Sila jawab soalan-soalan ini dalam Bahasa Melayu sahaja.
0. Apakah yang anda sedang lakukan 30 minit yang lalu?
Saya makan roti cecah kari ayam, bihun goreng, nasi putih, sayur campur, minum air barli dan sirap ribena. Rakan-rakan pejabat membawa hidangan masing-masing untuk sesi makan tengahari bersama.
1. 2 jam yang lalu?
Melayari Mukabuku, Ciap (mengikut terjemahan 8TV tempoh hari), Minda Kendur dan belog rakan-rakan sambil menyiapkan lukisan kejuruteraan menggunakan AutoCAD.
3. Minggu lepas
Saya digoda oleh seorang mak nyah ketika saya melepak di kelab malam. Nasib baik radar pengesan jantina saya berfungsi dengan baik pada malam tersebut dan kebetulan ada seorang pelancong asing yang gatal dan sedikit rabun menggantikan saya sebagai mangsa. Oh, saya menindik telinga kiri saya minggu lepas dengan harga RM5.
4. Tiga lagu yang boleh anda dengar berulang-ulang kali
Harapan -- Fazli Zainal (lagu tangkap leleh)
Siapa Di Hatimu -- Rahmat (lagu tangkap leleh juga)
Cinta Pantai Merdeka -- Tropika (lagu jiwang karat, sesuai untuk Hari Kemerdekaan tidak lama lagi)
5. 3 binatang yang anda tak suka
Bung Mokhtar Radin -- saya meluat dan benci binatang yang hodoh, bodoh dan kurang ajar.
Tajuddin Abdul Rahman -- saya meluat dan benci binatang yang sial, tolol, bahalul dan biadab.
Nazri Aziz -- saya meluat dan benci binatang yang kuat mengampu, bebal, bangang dan goblok.
*Saya hendak bubuh gambar binatang-binatang ini tetapi mereka terlalu jijik untuk ditayangkan
6. 5 fakta tentang anda
: Saya seorang yang pemalu. (pengakuan ikhlas dan jujur)
: Saya lebih tampan dari anda. (tidak syak lagi)
: Saya suka menulis. (anda sudah sedia maklum)
: Saya semakin boroi. (ini status yang yang terkini, antara puncanya, sila rujuk soalan 0.)
: Saya sentiasa ghairah.
7. Tahun depan mungkin
… masih seorang jurutera keparat yang kopak sekiranya saya tidak kena pertaruhan nombor ekor untuk membolehkan saya menjadi jutawan segera.
8. Saya tak reti
… membuat roti canai.
9. Saya pandai
… makan roti canai pakai tangan.
10. Kawan saya
… lebih banyak yang bukan berbangsa Cina.
11. Saya ada
… banyak angan-angan.
12. Saya seorang
… yang peramah, sopan santun, berbudi bahasa dan berakhlak mulia.
13. Adik saya
- sudah kahwin dan mempunyai seorang anak.
14. Saya tak pernah bosan dengan (senaraikan 4)
: TV.
: buku.
: internet.
: seks.
15. Bilakah pertama kali anda bercinta?
- Suatu ketika dahulu semasa saya masih muda, sarat deagan hawa nafsu dan perasaan penuh ghairah.
16. Perkara yang selalu orang tak percaya tentang anda
- Saya tidak pandai membaca dan menulis dalam Bahasa Cina.
17. Saya rindu
- diri saya yang tidak boroi suatu ketika dahulu..
18. Saya tak sabar
- untuk habis kerja supaya boleh balik rumah dan tengok TV.
20. Siapa yang anda mahu tag?
- Sesiapa saja yang faham Bahasa Melayu dan bersemangat untuk membuat ‘lencana’ (tag) ini. Anda rasa Bahasa Melayu anda sudah cukup hebat? Cubalah kalau berani!
I don’t normally do tag but, most of you already knew that. It takes forever for me to answer any tag and I seldom, almost never tag anyone. The tag would end at my blog, hahaha! Still, every now and then, I’ll make an exception. I see a tag I like, I’ll do it without you tagging me.
Foongpc said he doesn’t like tag too. But, he’s crazy enough to create his own tag. He even kind enough to include some word suggestions for anyone who wants to do the tag. It’s Friday and I am in a holiday mood, I’ll do the tag. (Cibol and Drumstick tagged me, I just found out)
The tag is called “My Favourite A-Z List”.
*Begin Copy Here*
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Start copy from “Begin Copy Here” until “End Copy” to your blog.
2. List your favourites from A-Z.
For example, starting with the alphabet A, you can list down your favourite Actor, your favourite Anthem, favourite Aerobic exercise or even your favourite ABBA’s song. As long as it starts with the letter A.
Then move on to alphabet B. You can list your favourite Book, or Bag, or Blog, or even your favourite Boxer shorts! It’s entirely up to you!
Repeat the same with alphabet C, D, E and so on until Z.
If you can’t think of a word that starts on that particular alphabet, you may visit Foongpc’s Very First Blog for a comprehensive list of words.
Car – Nissan Skyline GT-R Dying method – Heart attack while having explosive sex. Expletive – Cheebuy! Fragrance for men – Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche Game – Winning Eleven Heroine – Liv Tyler in Armageddon
Movie – Fight Club. I just watched Angels and Demons and Terminator Salvation this week. I think Terminator Salvation is awesome! And yes, Arnold is in it! Go watch!
Number – 016***1742 Order – Fried Kuay Teow without Taugeh and Clams Part Time Job – Blogger cum Pimp Quote – Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Right Hand – Mineules – 8 Rules of Fight Club
Word – Narcissstic. X-rated fetish – Dining at the V Yoda line – Fought well you have, my young padawan Zodiac – Sagittarius
I would like to tag my friends Rais Yatim, Najib Tun Razak, Khairy Jamaluddin, Bung Moktar, Hamidah Osman, Hee Yit Foong and Mahathir Mohammad. I decided to play by the rule this time, so I’ll tag Ladybird, Fi-sha, Pilocarpine, Kenn Leandre, atReyu, Lola and Mar. If you have NBTD then you can do the tag as well.
ps: Don’t forget to check out the videos hehe!
pss: I’m going back to Sarikei tomorrow! Later will drive to Bintulu, and stop for a night before continue on tomorrow morning. I may not update this blog next week, so here is wishing all my Dayak friends Selamat Hari Gawai Dayak! Gayu Guru Gerai Nyamai, Aram Kitai Ngirup Sampai Parai Lantang Senang Nguan Menua! Don’t drink an drive and be safe.
I got this from AloneinHome.com. He didn’t tag me but I love this tag so I do it! (edited a bit)
OLD SKOOL TAG
1) 5 bad habits when you were in your school days
* Reading comics in class, especially during Moral and BM classes. How to do it without getting caught? Put your comics in the desk, sit with your back rested on the chair, slightly away from the table and don’t sit straight. Sit like a lazy bum without backbone haha! Then, don’t get too absorbed in your reading, do it casually so the teacher will not notice I never get caught meh!
* Woke up late, missed my breakfast at the dining hall. (Bad habit, because until today I seldom take breakfast and I am okay with that) Then, late to class, always ended up standing in middle of the field while other students were standing in front of their class when the national and state anthem were playing. Kinda embarrassing when everybody can see you standing at the field from their class, but after a while I got used to it because I had some buddies to join me on the field hehe.. always those same faces.. late risers.
Got tagged by Charyelle. Why me again?? Anyway, dengan baik hatinya, I pun buat lah.. (mr coolku, you need to wait, ladies first maa.. )
Introduction
First name: Bong Nickname: Bongkersz, A-bOng, Ci-Bong, Bong, Roy, A-Roy, A-Loi, BongBong, dan banyak lagi Name you wish you had: Never thought of it. Birthday: 30th November 1982 Birthplace: Hospital Besar, Kuching Time of Birth: No idea. Important meh? Single or taken: Depends on who is asking. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius
Appearance
Height: 180 cm Wish you were taller: Taller for what? Longer lah! LOL!! Eye colour: Light brown Natural hair colour: Black Current hair colour: Black Short or long hair: No hair Ever dyed your hair a bizarre colour: Red. CNY time, forgot when. Glasses or contacts: Not wearing any Do you wear make-up: Nope Ever had hair extensions: Never.
In the Opposite Gender
What colour eyes: Dark Brown What colour hair: Black Shy or outgoing: Outgoing of course Looks or personality: Looks will attract me first, but personality make me stay. Sexy or cute: Sexy, Cute, I can look at babies, they are cute. Serious or fun: Serious at bringing back the moolah, fun at bed others Older or younger than you: No important to me. Kalau suka, sukalah! A turn on: Horny, funny and smart A turn off: Dumb, argumentative and smelly pig
This or That
Flowers or chocolate: Sex Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi! Rock or rap: Rock. Rok kapak lah brader!! Relationship or one-night-stand: Semua sapu. Time is too precious to waste thinking about this School or work: School, no doubt. With free money thrown in. Love or money: Money. I can love myself. Movies or music: Movies, because you can listen to music in movies too. 2 dalam 1. Muahaha! Country or city: Country. Peaceful.. Sunny or rainy days: Sunny days at daytime. Rainy days at night. good sleep and great sex. *Lightning, thunders!!** Friends or family: Digi Friends and Family. Please support.
Have You Ever…
Lied: A natural talent. Stole something: Yeap. I stole many hearts. Cewah!! Smoked: Yes. Free 2nd hand smoke everywhere. Hurt someone close to you: Probably. Tell me please. Broke someone’s heart: Eh, did I? Sorry weh.. Tak sengaja ? Had your heart broken: Once? Twice? Tak ingat dah. Life goes on lah! Wondered what was wrong with you: Many times. Wish you were a prince/princess: Prince Bong? LOL! No thanks. Yawn~~! Likes someone who was taken: Jessica Alba. Shaved your head: Are you blind? Been in love: No comment. Used chopsticks: Yes I do and not cacat like Charyelle, too. Sang in the mirror to yourself: Nope. I ain’t a dumbass
Favorites
Flower: Hibiscus Candy: Not a fan of sweet stuffs. Only fan of sweet girls. Song: Here Without You – 3 Doors Down Scent: Hugo Boss. Ralph Lauren. I got both. Color: Black. White. Blue. Movie: Remember the Titans. (Actually a lot, just simply write one that cross my mind now) Singer: Mawi kot. Word: Microsoft Word? Junk food: Mister Potato. Mimi. Muruku in white packaging. Website: The Flaccid Mind – http://bongkersz.com Lotion: St. Ives Collagen Elastin Essential Moisturizer, ok you believe it? Animal: Dogs Ever cried over someone: Cannot remember. Is there anything you wish you change about yourself: Good looking ass? Killer abs? ROTFLMAO! Do you think you’re attractive: Abuthen? You think you are more attractive than me? If you had to choose a fairytale as your life what would you choose: Snow White? Apa itu fairytale? Do you play any sports: Futsal, badminton, volleyball, basketball, table tennis.. but now only play Winning Eleven.
List 8 random facts about yourself and tag 8 people:
8 random facts about me I did before in my old blog. Malas want to write again. Me no interesting at all lah, nothing to write hehe. Tag 8 people? Anyone that is reading this and NBTD, do it if you like Ok sekian terima kasih.
“I am mentally healthy, I have no injuriesand I will not commit suicide,” - Must let all friends, family know about this, to be safe :D 2 days ago
Namawee: “I am mentally healthy, I have no injuries and I will not commit suicide,” http://bit.ly/bSVUGD <-- hahaha! cheeky fella. 2 days ago
What say U? @NajibRazak RT @timmysay: Pn. Siti Insyak shud b given d same coverage as Namawee. A TASK FORCE shd b established to investigate 2 days ago
Jack Bauer! Huarghhh!! Chuck Norris is tough, but Jack Bauer is tougher. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.. 2 days ago
LadyBird: by looking at a glance on the road condition (based on the picture), it is much better as compared to miri-bakong road.... on The curse of the ’signboard’.
I never get caught meh!
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