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Pantun Seloka Budaya Kita ^^

The pantun is a Malay poetic form. The pantun originated as a traditional oral form of expression. The first examples to be recorded appear in the 15th century in the Malay Annals and the Hikayat Hang Tuah. The most common theme is love.

(Source: Wikipedia)

I love pantun and puisi very much. I joined pantun competitions among classes and I wrote ‘puisi’ (poetry) to be submitted when there were poem writing competitions my secondary school time I won once for the poem writing competition but I am not going to tell you what I wrote hahaha!

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OH MEIN GOTT!!! I’m Yours!!

Tonight..

I won’t hesitate no more, no more..

It cannot wait, I’m yours..

Well no no..

Well open up… and

Let me see…

I try to be chill but…

You are so hot that I melted..

I’ve been spending way too long checking my….

And bending over backwards just to try….

There’s no need to complicate

Our time is short..

This is our fate..

I’m yours… Ahhhhh.. I’m yours…

OH MEIN GOTT!!! I just butchered a beautiful song… I am so sorry… I love this song very much. I can’t stop listening to it.. Especially the intro part.. Yum yum… so ’summer-ish’..

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Sodomee may cause constipation??

(Image source: TV Smith)

This is too funny… Nyahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Take note, next time if you have constipation problem, your doctor may ask you some ‘disturbing questions’ such as:

You: Yor Doc, I have trouble passing my crap for the pass few days. I feel constipated.

Doctor: Errm..hrmm hmm… Did you have anal sex before?

You: No!

Doctor: Did you ‘accidentally’ put any object in your anus before?

You: Of course not!

Had you been sodomised?

Me:

ROTFLMAOWLKITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From NST:

Police classify case as sodomy

KUALA LUMPUR: The sexual assault report against Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim has been classified as sodomy.

This was the first time police have revealed that investigations had started after earlier saying that the allegations were mere heresay.

Yesterday, Deputy Inspector-General of Police Tan Sri Ismail Omar put to rest speculation about the investigations.

“The case has been classified as sodomy,” he told the New Straits Times, adding that he could not comment further as investigations were still going on.

It was, however, learnt that police had classified the case as sodomy after receiving the medical report on the accuser, Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan, who was an aide to the Parti Keadilan Rakyat de facto leader.

On Sunday, Federal CID director Datuk Bakri Zinin had urged the public not to speculate on the case, saying police needed time to probe the allegations, which at the time, were merely hearsay.Mohd Saiful, 23, had lodged a police report on Saturday, alleging that he had been sodomised by his boss, Anwar, several times.On Monday, police forensics personnel were seen going into a unit at the Desa Damansara condominiums here in Damansara Heights, where the alleged incident took place.

On allegations by a relative of Mohd Saiful that several police stations had earlier refused to accept his report after he named Anwar as the “assailant”, Ismail said they were investigating that claim.

Mohd Saiful, meanwhile, is believed to be under police protection. His family claimed that they have had no news from him ever since he lodged the report on Saturday night.

Checks yesterday also revealed that doctors at the Kuala Lumpur Hospital, after a battery of tests, found indications that Mohd Saiful had engaged in anal sex.

The New Straits Times learnt that doctors had taken stool samples for further investigation.

It was believed that Mohd Saiful had also complained of constipation when he was taken to the Hospital Kuala Lumpur outpatient ward.

Doctors, however, found something amiss during the check-up and upon questioning Mohd Saiful, learnt that he had been sodomised.

Checks on the Internet reveal that acute or forced sodomy can cause constipation. A University Malaya Medical Centre doctor said fear, mental trauma and the physical act could have caused the constipation.

“An anal tear and the pain could have resulted in the victim having difficulty in passing motion.”

HAHAHAHA! What? Checks on the Internet? Imagine this reporter googling ‘constipation+sodomy’. Hmm.. contrary to popular beliefs that anal sex ‘loosen’ the passage and make it easier for you to crap, it will cause constipation? I am enlightened again! For all this while I thought constipation happenned because either you have piles, lack of fibre or didn’t drink enough water!!! Pardon my ignorance.

Then, since when a person suffering from constipation need to go to the Kuala Lumpur General Hospital to be checked? Go normal general practitioner will do lah! An enema will solve the problem. So many DOCTORS to check on constipation instead of a doctor.

Community message from The Flaccid Mind :

Stay away from hammering someone’s backside or allowing back entry. It is CONSTIPATING.

Warning by the government of Malaysia

Under Section 377A of the Penal code, ‘any person who has sexual connection with another person by the introduction of the penis into the anus or mouth of the other person is said to commit carnal intercourse against the order of nature’.

The offence is punishable by a jail term of up to 20 years and whipping, as stated under Section 377B.

Layman term: In layman speak, it means it’s a crime for any man to engage in anal sex or penile oral sex — fellatio aka blowjob, consensual or not.

Wait… what a sexist law!! Discriminating against men… note the ‘penis’ word. If you look at the way it’s phrased, it looks as though it’s only the men, the person who inserts the penis into the mouth of another, who will be prosecuted. It means the woman will go scot free, whether it’s consensual or otherwise???

ps: NH, ini lah time kalau ada awek doctor, ko boleh tanya.. benda-benda technical Then aku sebagai kawan, boleh tumpang tanya jugak! Usaha lagi!

*ROTFLMAOWLKITA- Rolling on floor laughing my ass off with legs kicking in the air.

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Baa-daa-wee

There are possible plans underway to apply to the Oxford and Webster to include a new word for their 2009 dictionary:

badawi [baa-daa-wee] (noun): To start something full of promise but end in disappointment, failure and/or disaster.

Eg:

‘I’m trusting you to perform this task well; don’t do a badawi, ok?’

‘Whatever I do, I will always find a way to badawise it.’

France badawied their Euro 2008 campaign. England pre-badawied theirs, while Italy were guilty of over-badawification.

ps: When are they going to include KJ as a new word? Kay-jay.

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