Talking about balls can be fun.. when you have the right company. It all started when a friend put up a photo of another friend for the rest to ‘poke fun’ at..
(reproduced with permission, after changing only the names to protect the innocent ones.. )
Saggie: Is that a boxer !!! sassy !!!
Saggie: I have mid life crisis…toying with the idea of switching to Boxers from Briefs…must ensure the “garden of good and evil” longevity ….
Botak: Saggie.. boxers memang best sekali. rasa angin… sepoi sepoi bahasa. tidak ‘terjerat’ hahaha!
Saggie: Yep…but then it tend to stick on the butt crack…must re adjust often…
Hot Mama: Erm…boxers being soooo loose and hence doesn’t give enough support….wouldn’t one’s balls sag later on? *shy*
Saggie: sagging balls are ok…limp tools are not…
Jolie: ROTFLMAO!
Botak: why boxers stick to butt crack? huge crack you got there moyte… er.. sagging balls? i thought the balls are saggy in its natural state? enlighten me please.. any non sagging balls around? omaigoat!!! 
Jolie: u guys! i’m laughing lintang pukang at the mo.. LMAO…
Hot Mama: Erm….saggier than usual lah Botak…….Like old ladies’ breast…..not hot no?
Botak: what i know is when it’s cold.. the balls are not saggy.. but when it’s hot.. they are saggy.. nothing to do with not enough support nyahahahaha!!!! hence.. you never heard of ‘wonder brief’ or push up brief.. push up speedo.. push up boxer.. but only push up bras. hahahaha!
Saggie: Who cares about sagging balls as long as the canon is there ready for duty… Not that mine is sagging…
Botak: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaahahahhaaaa!! i saw old ladies breast before.. not a pretty sight.. (well they do not bother to cover up anymore.. hahahaha! at rumah panjang.. kampungs…) now.. i have image of sagging balls.. the balls sag to the knees… OH MAI GOATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!! Hot Mama, you polluted my brain with such image.
Hot Mama: Got push-up brief lah………that’s why David beckham’s latest underwear photos make his balls look so big…..got extra padding…..
Jolie: ouch ouch…i laughed so hard i think i passed gas! ;P
Saggie: Botak ..why are you imagining about sagging balls ??? sagging tool is ok…l.o.n.g.e.r
Botak: really????? push up brief???? hahahahaha! hmm.. who cares about the size of the balls.. they care about the size of the cannon. haha
Jolie: Hot Mama!!! hahahahahahaha u noticed david’s balls? yr eyes sharper than mine! LOL!!!
Hot Mama: Hahah….know what u mean Botak…….was cursed having to see old ladies’ sagging breast when in the gym changing room last time…..they just walk around with their breasts swinging side to side………imagine the same with the balls.…….LOL!!!!
Saggie: what the hell is push up brief ?..push up the balls…
Botak: Gregg Homme Push Up Padded Boxer Brief. … This great boxer brief has a removable padded pouch inside which accentuates your manhood.
HAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! Hey only one brand. Hot Mama, there is not push up boxer la.. hahahaha! well models yes they do use padding.. for the boxers/briefs advertisement.. to make them look. well BIG. but it’s not for sale i guess??
Saggie: Sagging breast can use to swat flies of your back… (I laughed till I 
when I read this… )
Hot Mama: Hahaha…those balls were huge Jolie….dun need sharp eyes……. Erm……must balance lah….big cannon but small balls…..hhhmmmmmm…..total turn off that….LOL!!!!
Saggie: big sagging balls with small hammer also useless..looks like a frog me think..
Botak: HAHAHAHA!! Saggie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA!! *swats swats!* hoi, respect your grandmas.. lol
Hot Mama: Swat flies!!!!!????? ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Yes yes…must balance……hahaahahha
Jolie: hahahahaha………crotch enhancer!!!! Botak how u know?!! now Saggie all interested! Hot Mama….swinging boobs?!!! hahahahaha…….
Saggie: grandma…big mosquito on your back..
ok…no problem..(take off sarung)
wosshh..cepek !!!! (put sarung back on )
Jolie: ROTFLMAO!!!!! swat flies….ouch i’m laughing so hard i got tears now…i’m def awake now! hahahahahaha! u guys !
Saggie: Sure Botak…my late grandma….me brother always said to me whenever I remark on girls with huge mamaries…”remember atuk ??” hmmm
Thie: never knew such a thing existed…how naive i am
Jolie:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!………. Saggie! ouch ouch!
Hot Mama: Saggie is really killing me!!! LOL!!!!! Poor makciks!!!
Botak: hahahaa.. i am muffling my laugh.. hahahahaa!! hahahahaa! lucky i got cubicle..
Thie: all things push up,i mean. lol!
Jolie: i remember my grandma’s boobies….so i can totally relate!!! they hv to lift it up when they wash! :P:P:P
Saggie: I read somewhere…porn actors shave down there to make the canon looks bigger..so to make the balls looks less saggier…
Jolie: just be steady with the shaver saggie! LOL…don’t want u to hv a slip of hand or stg liddat! 
Hot Mama: I think men should seriously think about shaving….or at least trim
Saggie: Shaving down there no sweats…the sacks however…tricky business.. Men..Women..must all shave…the hair tickle the nose…geli
Jolie: hahahahahahahahaha….Saggie …. don’t start again…. sacks! how the hell u come up with all these terms?!! ;P
Hot Mama: Hair tickle the nose!!!!????? OMG!!!!!! Cannot tahan liao!!!! *actually rolling on floor*
Shaggie: You end up sneezing…not sexy sneezing your dinner bits on that garden
Botak: when the hairs tickle the nose.. that’s the cue to shave it off
Jolie: oh gosh…..i burnt a couple of calories from just laughing i believe. my stomach hurt like hell!
Hot Mama: Erm……can also avoid altogether to have your nose tickled rite?
Jolie: eh the longer the better, can part the grass and hold it down with no strays …when it’s growing, it’s like pins and needles, i remember Henn said this before! unless you’re into pain , then it’s bonus! ;-P
Hot Mama: Jolie!!!!!! Part the grass!!!!!?????
What an insightful conversation. I learned so much.
1. Boxer tends to stick to the butt crack, it is a hassle to re-adjust.
2. Lack of support may cause your balls to sag.
3. Saggy old breasts are no hot, same goes with saggy balls.
4. David Beckham wears ‘push up’ brief, according to Hot Mama.
6. Balance is everything. Big cannon - big balls. Small cannon - small balls.
7. Shaving down there can make the cannon looks bigger.. so to make the balls look less saggier.
8. Hair tickles.. so shave!! Shaving is necessary, just as narcissism is necessary!
Well applied, dude….well applied! 
