The Flaccid Mind

I Swear

Saiful Jambu - I Swear

I swear by the balls and the schlong in my pant
And I swear like a cheap whore that’s by your side

I see the bulging schlong in your pants
I know what’s weighing on your mind
You can be sure I know my butt

`Coz I’ll bend in front you through the nights
You’ll only make those painful thrusts
And though I make noises
I’ll never break your schlong

And I swear, by the balls and the schlong in my pant
I’ll wear thong
I swear, like a cheap whore that’s by your side
I’ll butt there

For better or worse, till Najib do us part
I’ll take you with every clench of my butt
And I swear

I’ll give you every butt I can
I’ll stroke your schlong with these two hands
We’ll hang some memories on the walls

And when just the two of us are there
You won’t have to ask if I still want
`Coz as the time turns the page, my butt won’t age at all

And I swear by the balls and the schlong in my pant
I swear (and I swear) like a cheap whore that’s by your side
I’ll butt there

For money or fame, till Najib do us part
I’ll take you deep into my butt
And I swear

I swear (and I swear) by the balls and the schlong in my pant
I’ll wear thong
I swear, like a cheap whore that’s by your side
I’ll butt there

For better or worse, till Najib do us part
I’ll take you with every (single) clench of my butt
I swear, I swear,
Oh… so… suey…

ps: Yes! I successfully butchered another song!

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Fish & Mocha!!

I am mastering the art of writing real craps now.. This is so much fun! Not using your brain really liberating!! YoOo hOOooO!!

Had my dinner at Manhattan Fish Market just now. After having home cooked food for quite sometimes, why not pamper myself with something extravagant??? Screw the ‘change your lifestyle’ slogan for a while

Seafood galore! Hmm.. not really.. fried squid rings, fish fillet, butter prawns, some funny taste balls, chips and rice.

Of course I didn’t have all this for myself lah! Crazy ah? Me not a waste basket nor I have bottomless gut.

Poor butter prawns.. still, cannot fight with Ruby’s Butter Scotch Prawns!

I love mocha. Very much.

That’s for today!

ps: Wow.. I finally able to make my post short and simple. Damn, I was so long winded before.

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Kosong..

Kosong..

Hening..

Tried to take a picture
Of love
Didn’t think I’d miss her
That much
I want to fill this new frame
But its empty

Tried to write a letter
In ink
Its been getting better
I think
I got a piece of paper
But its empty
Its empty

Maybe we’re trying
Trying too hard
Maybe we’re torn apart
Maybe the timing
Is beating our hearts
We’re empty

And I’ve even wondered
If we
Should be getting under
These sheets
We could lie in this bed
But its empty
Its empty

Maybe we’re trying
Trying too hard
Maybe we’re torn apart
Maybe the timing
Is beating our hearts
We’re empty

Oh oh
Oh oh
Oooooh
Oh oh
Oh oh

Maybe we’re trying
Trying too hard
Maybe we’re torn apart
Maybe the timing
Is beating our hearts
We’re empty

We’re empty
We’re empty

Or will we end up getting hurt
Is this love a myth
So tell me are you in for this
There’s so much more than we can see
More than you
More than me
It takes two to believe!

Maybe it’s our first mistake
And baby that’s alright
It’s crazy how we lost ourselves tonight
Maybe it’s our first mistake
And baby that’s alright
It’s crazy how we lost ourselves tonight
There’s a reason why they say that we should give it time
But time is not enough
And that’s the reason why when you’re young you fall in love

And that’s the reason why
When you’re young you fall in love [2x]

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