The Flaccid Mind

Ah Beng's 2 cents

Added a new link to this very cool blog.. How cool? You need to check it out yourself. Look for “Wenq’s ongaku blog” at the sidebar. Enjoy!

My friend, Wong Ah Beng sent me this email, he wanted me to publish his piece of crap in this farking kewl blog! Read on..Wong Ah Beng di Pusat Membelibelah

Ini adalah wa punya pemerhatian terhadap perlakuan social yg seling boleh

dilihat di pusat2 membeli belah di tanah ayer..

Awek cun + balak hensem

Ini couple rileks sahaja. Tiada menunjukkan public affection yang

berlebihan. Olang lain pun sinang melihat meleka.

Awek cun + balak tak hensem

Kebanyakan awek yg cun mesti mendapat balak yang tidak hensem.

Silapelhatikan balak itu, ada satu macam muka bangga sebab dia punya amoi

cun. Kadang-kadang itu balak mesti pakai spec hitam mau kasik nampak sikit

hensem. Boleh diperhatikan juga, itu balak suka buat lawak talak kelaka mau

kasik tambat hati aweknya itu (tapi itu awek jalang ketawa, cuma senyum

manis sahaja). Selalunya juga, balak itu mempunyai dompet yang tebal.

Awek tak cun + balak hensem

Lu boleh nampak itu awek mesti pegang kaw-kaw tangan balak dia yang hensem

tamau kasik lepas. Wa pun tatau apa hat. Public affection yang terlampau2

juga akan dilakukan oleh itu awek tersebut terhadap balaknya. Boleh

diperhatikan jua kadang2 itu balak hensem pun ada sikit segan sama itu awek

punya tingkatlaku. Lepas itu aa, kalau ada amoi cun lalu tepi, ini awek tak

cun mesti kasik jelingan maut terlhadap itu amoi cun. Selupa mau makan

olang… Inseculity ploblem..

Awek tak cun + balak tak hensem

Ini couple talak sapa pedulik punya..no komen..

Group of girls + 1 guy

Selalunya berlaku di kedai makan.. Seolang lelaki di kelilingi kawan-kawan

pelempuan nya. Sungguh selonok kalau dapat mendengar perbualan meleka. Lu

akan pelasan, sambil meleka makan, itu lelaki mesti cakap paling banyak

sambil buat lawak talak kelaka (tapi kawan2 pelempuannya mesti ketawa

jugak)

Awek cun berpakaian seksi

Akan lamai olang melihat awek ini. Tetapi awek ini talak kisah sebab besar

kemungkinan dia sulah biasa mendapat pandangan seperti itu. Awek seksi ini

suka menunjukkan buah-buahan di dada nya, atau pusat nya di khalayak lamai

kelana dia tau badan nya ada powah.. Seperti juga lu ada keleta cantik ka

lumah besar ka jam balu ka mesti kasik olang tengok, so boleh pelasaan ada

happy. ini awek pun sebegitu jua.

Awek tak cun berpakaian seksi

Hoiyoooo ini manyak keji punya polumpuan. Lu balang talak cantik kasik

tutup mahh, jangan bikin olang lain saakit mataa. Ini spesis juga suka

menipu dili sendili dengan mengatakan “I wear sexy and I feel good” ataupun

“I have the right to wear anything I want”… Sememangnya meleka melasakan

bahawa berpakaian seksi boleh menjadikan meleka jadi lagi lawa.. Wa tidak

lasa begitu. Huduh akan tetap huduh. Tetapi jikalau huduh & sexy?? Tepuklah

lu punya dada tanya selera ada lalu ka Tatau apa mau cakap lagi woo..

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What Girls Want But Guys Won't Do???

Received this in my Friendster inbox. A subtle message??? Haha! I don’t really agree with some of the things.. but guys, you know I know lah Just read for fun

WHAT GIRLS WANT BUT GUYS WONT DO

Message: leave her sweet text messages.

Kiss her in front of your friends.

Trust her over everyone else.

Tell her she looks beautiful.

Look her in the eye when you talk to

her.

Tell her stupid jokes to make her

laugh.

Let her mess with your hair. Mess with

her hair.

Just walk around with her.

Include her in all things you do.

When she cries do whatever it takes to

make her smile.

Forgive her for her mistakes.

Look at her likes she’s the only girl

you

see.

Tickle her even when she says stop.

Hold her hand even when you are

around your friends.

When she starts swearing at you tell

her you love her.

Let her fall asleep in your arms.

Get her mad, and then kiss her.

Tease her & let her tease you back.

Stay up with her all night when she’s

sick.

Watch her favorite movie.

Kiss her forehead.

Give her the world.

Write her letters.

Let her wear your clothes.

When shes sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she’s important.

Let her take all the photos of you she

wants.

Kiss her in the rain.

Call her every night.

And when you fall in love with her,

tell her.

Love her like you never loved

before.

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God vs Me

Got this from my friendster inbox. Interesting…

God : Hello. Did you call me?

Me: Called you? No.. Who is this ?

God : This is GOD. I heard your prayers. So I thought I will chat.

Me: I do pray. Just makes me feel good. I am actually busy now. I am in the midst of something

God : What are you busy at? Ants are busy too.

Me: Don’t know. But I cant find free time. Life has become hectic. It’s rush hour all the time.

God : Sure. Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you results. Activity consumes time. Productivity frees it.

Me: I understand. But I still can’t figure out. By the way, I was not expecting YOU to buzz me on instant messaging chat.

God : Well I wanted to resolve your! Fight for time, by giving you some clarity. In this net era, I wanted to reach you through the medium you are comfortable with.

Me: Tell me, why has life become complicated now?

God : Stop analyzing life. Just live it. Analysis is what makes it complicated.

Me: why are we then constantly unhappy?

God : Your today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday.You are worrying because you are analyzing. Worrying has become your habit. That’s why you are not happy.

Me: But how can we not worry when there is so much uncertainty?

God : Uncertainty is inevitable, but worrying is optional.

Me: But then, there is so much pain due to uncertainty.

God : Pain is inevitable able, but suffering is optional.

Me: If suffering is optional, why do good people always suffer?

God : Diamond cannot be polished without friction. Gold cannot be purified without fire. Good people go through trials, but don’t suffer. With that experience their life become better not bitter.

Me: You mean to say such experience is useful?

God : Yes. In every terms, Experience is a hard teacher . She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.

Me: But still, why should we go through such tests? Why cant we be free from problems?

God : Problems are Purposeful Roadblocks Offering Beneficial Lessons (to) Enhance Mental Strength. Inner strength comes from struggle and endurance, not when you! Are free from problems.

Me: Frankly in the midst of so many problems, we don’t know where we are heading..

God : If you look outside you will not know where you are heading.Look inside. Looking outside, you dream. Looking inside, you awaken. Eyes provide sight. Heart provides insight.

Me: Sometimes not succeeding fast seems to hurt more than moving in the right direction. What should I do?

God : Success is a measure as decided by others. Satisfaction is a measure as decided by you. Knowing the road ahead is more satisfying than knowing you rode ahead. You work with the compass. Let others work with the clock.

Me: In tough times, how do you stay motivated?

God : Always look at how far you have come rather than how far you have to go. Always count your blessing, not what you are missing.

Me: What surprises you about people?

God : when they suffer they ask, “why me?” When they prosper, they never ask “Why me” Everyone wishes to have truth on their side, but few want to be on the side of the truth.

Me: Sometimes I ask, who am I, why am I here. I cant get the answer.

God : Seek not to find who you are, but to determine who you want to be. Stop looking for a purpose as to why you are here. Create it. Life is not a process of discovery but a process of creation.

Me: How can I get the best out of life?

God : Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear.

Me: One last question. Sometimes I feel my prayers are not answered.

God : There are no unanswered prayers. At times the answer is NO.

Me: Thank you for this wonderful chat.

God : Well. Keep the faith and drop the fear . Don’t believe your doubts and doubt your beliefs. Life is a mystery to solve not a problem to resolve.

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