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Monday, March 3rd, 2008 12 views
Malaysia’s government rejects call for American-style political debate ahead of election
AP
By EILEEN NG,Associated Press Writer AP - Sunday, March 2
http://malaysia.news.yahoo.com/fc/my-election08.html
“KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - Malaysia’s government has rejected an Islamic opposition party’s challenge to hold an American-style public debate between their leaders ahead of March 8 general elections, news reports said Sunday.
Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party President Abdul Hadi Awang recently dared Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi to hold a televised debate similar to those held by U.S. presidential candidates.
But the Sunday Star newspaper quoted Trade Minister Rafidah Aziz as saying there was no place for such debates in Malaysia.
“We don’t follow the American system in our country. We (the country’s leaders) should be debating with villagers or town folks concerning local issues affecting them,” she said in the report.
An aide, who spoke on condition of anonymity citing protocol, confirmed the minister’s comments but did not give further details.
PAS is the chief rival of Abdullah’s National Front coalition for votes among ethnic Malay Muslims, who make up about 60 percent of Malaysia’s 27 million people. PAS controls the northeastern state of Kelantan, the only one of Malaysia’s 13 states under opposition rule.
Malaysia has substantial minority populations of ethnic Chinese and Indians.
Sunday’s New Straits Times newspaper quoted Deputy Prime Minister Najib Razak as saying there was no need for the National Front coalition to entertain the PAS call for a public debate.
“That is the way of the opposition,” he was quoted as saying. “We give everyone the freedom to campaign but it is the people who will decide the outcome.”
PAS officials said Malaysia’s largely pro-government mainstream media have given the opposition little exposure and a debate would give it a chance to publicly air its views.
“We want the National Front to debate on public issues so people can compare our policies, but they are afraid people will have the opportunity to listen to PAS. They want to deny us the media exposure,” PAS senior official Hatta Ramli told The Associated Press.
“It looks like our standard of democracy is very much lower than in the U.S.,” he said.
The National Front, which won 91 percent of parliamentary seats in 2004 polls, is expected to easily win again but with fewer seats amid public complains over rising inflation, crime, and racial and religious tension.
Both sides are waging a hard-fought campaign ahead of the March 8 polls, with top leaders crisscrossing the country to make speeches.
The National Front aims to capture Kelantan and has pledged billions of dollars (euros) to develop the mostly rural state.”
Hoi Rafidah Aziz, (she deserved no polite designation from me) Candidates do not debate with villagers. They should convince them, not debate with them. How do you convince the rakyat? Well, you debate with the opposing team. Understand? Bangang betul.
Just admit that BN candidates do not have the brain and balls to hold a proper debate with the opposition. BN candidates just know how to talk about how many roads they built, how many ‘longkang’ they cleaned up, how many potholes they repaired. Hey dumbass, these are the job scope of the local councilor lah! You just to shout at the sleeping local authority to do their job properly and you need not to attend to these petty issues.
Just look at the BN advertisements, ridiculously dumb and misleading. Who will believe it but the less educated folks? I watched an advert that day, about prices of goods between Malaysian and neighboring countries. One Indian guy (notice not, they always try to put all races in their adverts, konon konon harmony lah!!!) pulled out a chart with the price comparison for Singapore, Indonesia and Thailand for staple goods.
For example chicken price in Singapore is RMX, Indonesia is RMY, Thailand RMZ (I couldn’t remember the figure, but the point they are trying to send is that chicken price in Malaysia is the cheapest among all lah.) Yes, how stupid, to convert it all into ringgits and compare. One guy (Malay guy this time. WTF with all these races classification? I am getting sick hearing you Malay, he’s Indian, I am Chinese. For god’s sake we are all Malaysians!) asked ‘Awak tahu mengapa harga barang di Malaysia lebih murah berbanding negara lain?’ (You know why price of things in Malaysia is cheaper than other countries?) and he continued ‘Sebab kerajaan kita bagi subsidi! Kita harus berterima kasih kepada kerajaan kita kerana mengambil berat akan kesusahan rakyat’ (Because our government subsidized the goods. So we must be grateful to our government because they care for the people). The ending of the adverts is a mamak came out with a cup of coffee and put in in front of a Chinese lady and said ‘RM3.00’ (I think lah, no so clear but again the point is to tell that the coffee is ridiculously priced). The lady asked the mamak ‘Mengapa mahal sangat?’ (Why so expensive?). The mamak replied her ‘Mestilah mahal, ini kopi Singapura!’ (The coffee is from Singapore, that is why so expensive!)
HelloO!!!! BN think Malaysians are idiots? Converting everything to ringgit and tell us our goods are cheap? Damn it. Dollar to dollar, even the coffee if RM3.00 means it’s only SD 1.30!!! Any Singaporean can afford that with their money. And to think certain goods like flour, chicken, cooking oil are subsidized here but not in those countries! Yet we are still that expensive. Want to compare, remove the subsidy, compare the value in each currency lah, not after conversion. Bodoh! Want more comparison? Compare with UK anyone?
Cost of living in UK is not higher but lower than Malaysia, if one doesn’t convert from RM to pounds of course. An average fresh grad in the UK starts at about 1800-2000 pounds a month. An average fresh grad in Malaysian starts at about RM1800-2000 a month. The income tax in the UK is indeed higher, at 20%, about 3 times higher than Malaysia, now here comes the interesting part.
1) a litre of petrol in the UK cost at most a pound but in Malaysia?
2) In the UK, road users don’t have to pay tolls because they have already paid in taxes but in Malaysia, you have road tax AND TOLLS and the nature of debate going on in the parliament about tolls will even put fighting cockerels to shame.
3) In the UK, a chicken cost an average of 2-4 pounds but in Malaysia, a chicken cost at least 10 ringgit if you want to get food poisoning and salmonella.
4) In the UK, to buy a new car cost between 4000-8000 pounds for the most economical one. In Malaysia, a new car is a must because our public transport is abysmal. The cheapest car is how much? You tell me.
I can go on and on and on to compare between both countries.
Yes, I am not grateful. I love to bitch about my country. So? You are free to rebuke me. But if you present your points in a stupid way, you know… you are just making a fool out of yourself. I need not to do anything anymore.
A friend overheard this these two people talking yesterday at the DAP/PKR ceramah…
Person 1 : Wou know what’s the problem with the opposition?
Person 2 : What?
Person 1 : Only the educated ones vote for them.
Person 2 : So what? How’s that a problem?
Person 1 : ……There are only so few educated people left in Malaysia…
Enough said, BN candidates semua bodoh. Same goes with their supporters. Sekian terima kasih.
Updated 2.39pm :
Nah! This is an example of BN candidate. A party bankrupt of ideas and even losing on the cleaning the drains, fixing the lamp posts and clearing garbages arguments, guess this is the only way for them to garner sympathy votes. If not bodoh is what?
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Wednesday, February 20th, 2008 79 views
This is a follow up post from the previous post here.
Damn it! I was reading Malaysiakini just now and it is pretty sure PKR and DAP will do with 3-cornered fights this coming election in Sarawak. Let me quote :
“Opposition PKR and DAP look almost certain to head for three-cornered fights in at least four of the seven Chinese-majority parliamentary seats in Sarawak if last-minute negotiations should fail. “
Dumb opposition! Yet they say they want us to help them to deny BN a 2/3 majority. Deny my ass if you leave us with this option. Arghh!!!!!!!!!
I got an interesting news for you guys, especially for my friends that blog and use the internet on a frequent basis. Zam the Clown has this to say to you. Note the bold statement :
“MALAYSIA’s Information Minister Zainuddin Mydin has said that the government will not be affected by blogs and other Internet forums that may be created during campaigning for the upcoming elections.
Mr Zainuddin insisted that while the younger generation are tech-savvy, they tend to believe newspaper reports over comments made on the Internet, China Press reported.
He added that the Internet is used mainly to book budget airline tickets or to get entertainment news.
He claimed that he is not worried that blogs and forums critical of the incumbent Barisan Nasional coalition would affect its chances of winning the election.
Since independence in 1957, the multi-ethnic coalition has won every election.
He stressed that young Malaysians would not turn to the Internet for political news.
He said: ‘My children are young professionals and enjoy surfing the Internet. But they don’t read blogs.’
Mr Zainuddin pointed out that Malaysians are a mature lot and would rather give more credibility to newspaper reports than the ‘gossipy news’ on the Internet.
He said that while Malaysia respects press freedom and the right of expression, these liberties are not absolute and must be exercised responsibly.
Mr Zainuddin alluded to how sensitive press reports fanned the Sino-Malay racial riots in May 1969. “
So, what you use the internet for? To check out Edison Chen sex scandal photos? Or to book Air Asia tickets? To check out gossip news?
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Wednesday, February 20th, 2008 72 views
This is a follow up post from the previous post here.
Damn it! I was reading Malaysiakini just now and it is pretty sure PKR and DAP will do with 3-cornered fights this coming election in Sarawak. Let me quote :
“Opposition PKR and DAP look almost certain to head for three-cornered fights in at least four of the seven Chinese-majority parliamentary seats in Sarawak if last-minute negotiations should fail. “
Dumb opposition! Yet they say they want us to help them to deny BN a 2/3 majority. Deny my ass if you leave us with this option. Arghh!!!!!!!!!
I got an interesting news for you guys, especially for my friends that blog and use the internet on a frequent basis. Zam the Clown has this to say to you. Note the bold statement :
“MALAYSIA’s Information Minister Zainuddin Mydin has said that the government will not be affected by blogs and other Internet forums that may be created during campaigning for the upcoming elections.
Mr Zainuddin insisted that while the younger generation are tech-savvy, they tend to believe newspaper reports over comments made on the Internet, China Press reported.
He added that the Internet is used mainly to book budget airline tickets or to get entertainment news.
He claimed that he is not worried that blogs and forums critical of the incumbent Barisan Nasional coalition would affect its chances of winning the election.
Since independence in 1957, the multi-ethnic coalition has won every election.
He stressed that young Malaysians would not turn to the Internet for political news.
He said: ‘My children are young professionals and enjoy surfing the Internet. But they don’t read blogs.’
Mr Zainuddin pointed out that Malaysians are a mature lot and would rather give more credibility to newspaper reports than the ‘gossipy news’ on the Internet.
He said that while Malaysia respects press freedom and the right of expression, these liberties are not absolute and must be exercised responsibly.
Mr Zainuddin alluded to how sensitive press reports fanned the Sino-Malay racial riots in May 1969. “
So, what you use the internet for? To check out Edison Chen sex scandal photos? Or to book Air Asia tickets? To check out gossip news?
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Friday, February 15th, 2008 44 views
Dear Malaysians, in the context of the a government servant vs the rakyat, who do think is the boss? We the rakyat who put them in office are the boss, or the government servant is the boss?
Well, this is one very interesting comment I found in Facebook. It was posted by a lady, and she would like to be known as Miss BungaRayaMalaysia (what a sweet nick heh?) Let me share it with you what she wrote, and please share your thoughts.
Can an Employee Refuse a Meeting with the Boss?
Just like an en employee cannot refuse when his/her boss calls for a meeting, then the same logic applies to the Prime Minister when the Rakyat wants to have a meeting with him.
In the Hindraf peaceful walk of roses to meet him tomorrow, it is indeed shocking to hear that he replied, ““What for? Why should I attend any Hindraf event?” after being asked by a journalist as reported in Malaysiakini today.
Isn’t this akin to “harapkan pagar, pagar makan padi”?
Mr. Prime Minister, In case you have forgotten. We, the rakyat, elected (and paid) you to run this country FOR US. And therefore, you ARE answerable to us.
Please read this with care. The more you meet the Rakyat to look into their needs, the more you will be loved and accepted. It is that simple. How come, it does not seem to sink in you?
At present, we are considering firing you. Please give us a show cause letter why you shouldn’t.
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Friday, February 1st, 2008 1 views
This is one very brutal article by this one guy, Michael Chick (what a name!) I think it makes a good read. If you are offended by this article, well ’siapa makan cili dia yang terasa pedasnya’, right? Or just treat it as a joke. Ha! Ha! Ha! :)
From Malaysia-Today,
Malaysian Chinese are stupid
Posted by labisman
Tuesday, 29 January 2008
The first known Chinese arrived on the shores of Niah Caves in Sarawak circa 3,000 years ago. Trading specifically in Birds’ Nest which is alleged to have medicinal value. Yes, dried Bird Spit sold at ridiculously exhorbidant prices is apparently good for your health. Apparently, so is drinking soup of dried balls of some dead animal too, it seems. *YUCK*
Michael Chick
Early Chinese arrived during the Malacca days. Some even arriving with Zheng He’s Armada. The majority of the Chinese arrived during the Tin Mining days of pre-Malaya, circa 1800’s. It would seem that some of these tin miners have had one-too-many days in the sun. Why? Fighting a war that was not their own, for the Tengku Kudin and Raja Mahadi during the Selangor Civil War (1865-1873) Flagged under the Ghee Hin and Hai San umbrella, the DUMB Chinese continue ambling today with archaic mentality, totally oblivious to the world around them.
Even dumber politicians refusing to let them progress, because, with the insistence of Chinese Schools, they are falsely led to believe that upon graduation, they will get good paying jobs. Why do I say this? These Chinese-Educated Retards, graduate with absolutely no skill in handling a semi-decent conversation with a native English/ American speaker. What is vomited out is a freak of the most horrible mutated form of English. Grotesquely, these brain-dead Chinese proudly pat themselves on the back and proudly call it “Manglish”, while their idiot Singaporean Cousins proudly call it “Singlish”. How embarrassing, languishing and wallowing in “uneducated-ness”. If you are lucky, you can catch the “Ang Moh’s” giggling at your ineptness. That is, if you even have the intellect to know whom they are giggling at. You claim to speak “British English”, yet when an Englishman is standing in front of you, neither one of you understand each other. How pathetic. Carry a paper bag, cut two holes for the eyes. And cover your head in shame.
The Global Business World judge people by one’s ability to speak English. Lack of it is understood as a lack of intellect capability. This applies even though you are a qualified rocket scientist. And their “investment” conversations will drift elsewhere, and to other individuals who can carry out a comprehensible conversation, usually, where the billion dollar deals are then given to. Perhaps that is why, the very same politicians who hurriedly herd your children to Chinese Schools send their own kids overseas. They know this. And they are not willing to tell you. And why should they? They need to have a STUPID Population to govern. In the Land of the Blind, the one-eyed jack is KING.
Just because the Triads and Gangsters thrive alongside the “Ah Longs” peddling in contra-band or knock-off items along the streets does not mean the greedy Chinese are successful. Gone are the days when Opium Dens and Brothels were the “Badges of Wealth”. That was Yap Ah Loy’s era. That was Yap Ah Loy’s income. Yes. Yap Ah Loy, had many Yap Ah Moi’s. In fact he had a battalion of 300 Yap Ah Moi’s to feed the lustful Chinese in 1885. Unfortunately, this Neanderthal mentality has not been updated yet.
You claim “Economic Dominance”. But in reality, are you really in charge? You bloody Fourth Class Citizen Dogs have absolutely no clue, nor do you care that the country which you live in is infested with greedy politicians. “I know so and so”, and that is how you do business. Are you crazy? You end up working 25 hours a day like a mongrel, only to feed some lazy-ass effortlessly leeching on the spoils of your hard work. Worse, you change jobs faster than you can change your underwear for the sake of those extra few bucks. Barely learning anything useful to improve oneself to justify the miserable 5 cents pay increase. Malaysian Chinese suffer severe shortsightedness. This myopic disease transcends itself and is most obvious in the younger generation. Rainbow-colored hair and body piercings that shame a tailor’s pin-cushion amidst the drone of monotonous Canto-Pop seems to replace the need for anything useful or meaningful. Confucius says, “Man don’t look like Man, Ghost don’t look like Ghost”
Where are the parents amidst all this? In a completely different world chasing the phantom “God of Money”. What future does your child have, being raised by foreign Maids? Returning home, all you do is let your life be dictated by the “Wa Lai Toi” schedule. Crying and sobbing at fictitious characters with their fictitious problems. Don’t you have enough problems of your own already? Do you need the TV to act as the Opium of your Mind, numbing it, till the reality of the World ceases to exist anymore?
And the numerous overpriced visits to the soothsayers and “bomohs” who rape and molest YOUR women and CHILDREN. Don’t you ever learn? How many families must be destroyed before you come to your senses? Your children grow up in a place where crime is an accepted everyday occurrence. Only AFTER your wife, or your sister, or daughters are raped before you even lift an eyelid. “Not my Problem”, “Won’t happen to me.” or “It’s the other people who do it” are the most common lame excuses. Screw the “I am going to take my wealth back to MY China homeland.” You’ve been here for too long, and you will never go back. Even the mainland Chinese reject you. Treat you as an outsider. Why? Because you are an outsider now. You have been, the first day your great-grandparents left China.
Chinese formula for life:
a) go to CHINESE SCHOOL
b) Get a job
c) Get Married
d) Have your 2.3 children
e) Retire
f) Die
Furthermore, all you care about is FOOD. The Chinese are such PIGS. Eating all the time!! Contesting among yourselves to see who can find the BEST restaurant. Let me tell you this, regardless what you eat today, be it a $1 pack of Nasi Lemak or a $1,000 slice of Abalone, it still will come out tomorrow morning as SHIT !! Unless of course, you have constipation. But then again, you anal-retentive Chinese maggots don’t really care.
You are pathetic!! UMNO people have the right to HATE you. UMNO has the right to step all over you. And get Fat and Rich because of you. You deserve it. No amount of joss-stick waving, or “Hail Mary’s” or visits to sembahyang at the Mosque is gonna help you. IDOTS!! Get an IQ of more than two digits please !!! BTW, Chimpanzees have an IQ of 120. What’s YOURS?
Malaysian Chinese are indeed, conclusively, STUPID…
Those who get upset are pathetically still in denial.
I leave it to you to make your own conclusion 
Off for CNY holiday!!!!!!!!
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