Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

Inland Revenue Board rolls out STD? Omaigoat!!

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008 217 views

New IRB move to avoid over-deduction
By M. KRISHNAMOORTHY

KUALA LUMPUR: A new schedular tax deduction (STD) system will take effect from Jan 1 to overcome the problem of over-deduction.

Nice name. Very original.

ps: 2008 roll up post to come soon! Stay tune!

pss: It’s snowing on my blog! Hurray!! Don’t strain your eyes, white snowflakes on white blackground, how creative. ROTFLMAO!

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Cerita Panas: Masalah ketegangan Skuad Berani Bogel!

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 781 views

Krisis dalaman Reformis makin tegang
Jimadie Shah Othman | Dec 15, 08 1:03pm

Krisis dalaman Gerakan Reformasi Rakyat Malaysia (Reformis) - terkenal dengan “skuad berani bogelnya” dan lantang mengkritik kerajaan Selangor - makin tegang apabila….

Baca selanjutnya di Malaysiakini.

Setelah mendapat berita wujudnya ketegangan dalam Gerakan Reformasi Rakyat Malaysia (Reformis) yang terkenal dengan skuad berani bogelnya, saya lantas menghubungi sumber-sumber saya bagi mendapat cerita panas di sebalik kisah ketegangan ‘Skuad Berani Bogel’.

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Nakpe kate ko ye…

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008 283 views

You guys probably watched Bee End Downfall Parody already. Little that I know some UNIMAS students made a parody of Sembilu 2005 before. (Or so they claimed) Damn this video is hillarious! Well, provided you understand the language. It is in Bahasa Melayu Sarawak.

Let me teach you some of the words in Bahasa Melayu Sarawak, so you can put it to good use later. Just that day Aeropama and Noktah Hitam said they had no freaking idea what Nono and I were talking about in the comment box when we started to chat in Bahasa Sarawak.

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Spitting On The Wrong Side

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 9 views

Samyvellu appeared quite often in the news last few days. The things with M. Kayveas and PPP, then the demolition of Indian temple issue, and latest news from him, he said there will be no Deepavali open house this year. I guess he’s not that happy with his party’s big bro not stopping their meeting during Deepavali to show some respect to the Indian community. It’s ok, Uncle Samy.. let’s have a good time, hear some jokes first ya?? :)
“When Samy Value completed 25 years of his role as a politician over M’sia, he wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He insisted the stamp to be of international quality. When the stamps were duly released, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and become furious. He called the chief of the Secret Service and ordered him to investigate the matter. The chief checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported on the problem to Samy Value.

He said: “Sir, the stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, our citizens are spitting on the wrong side!!”

Sekian terima kasih….

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Seven Wonders Of Malaysia

Monday, November 5th, 2007 10 views

Received this in my email, since I got nothing to crap lately might as well post this haha! No idea who wrote this in the1st place. If you know, please tell me so I can acknowledge the writer properly :)
SEVEN WONDERS OF MALAYSIA

Organisers have recently announced that they have elected the seven new wonders of the world. The finalists include Great Wall of China and Taj Mahal. Not to be outdone here in Bolehland, our Prime Minister follows up with an announcement of our very own 7 wonders.

1. THE ZAKARIA ‘PALACE’

The only building built with no approval and unpaid assessment fees that is not demolished and sealed. The owner is the first bankrupt to be able to own a palace.

2. THE ‘BOCOR’ PARLIAMENT

The unique feature is its ability to ‘leak’ away billions of taxpayers money while the guardians of the nation stood there all wet.

3. ‘UNHAUNTED’ KUCHING PRISON

The only $600M prison in this world that is free of haunted stories and encounters. Reasons No execution was done here before. In fact no prisoners were held in here. There are also no concrete walls with barbed wires to contain souls - both dead and alive. Maybe it can qualify as the first imaginary prison built with real money.

4. PAYA INDAH ‘WASTED’ WETLANDS

The nation’s premier eco-tourism park holds the record in the category of attracting more lawyers with litigation than tourists with binoculars.

5. ‘NOT SO’ SMART TUNNEL

Uniquely design to alleviate floods. When completed, it does everything except alleviate floods.

6. ‘DISCONNECTED’ CYBERJAYA

The one and only high tech city in the world that offers limited or no internet connection to its residents.

7. CROOKED ‘CROOKED’ BRIDGE

The most crooked bridge in the world dreamt by the most crooked person in the world. Too bad it was abandoned; otherwise it will make it as one of the wonders.

There are other entries that make the writer ‘wondering’, but fall short to qualify as one of seven wonders in the writer’s mind. An extra:

‘ABSCONDING’ BRICKENDONBURY FACILITY

Extremely well-planned facility to prepare young athletes for the Summer Olympics in a winter country. Too bad it is located overseas, thus automatically disqualifying it as one of Bolehland’s wonders.

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