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I Swear

Monday, August 25th, 2008 113 views

Saiful Jambu - I Swear

I swear by the balls and the schlong in my pant
And I swear like a cheap whore that’s by your side

I see the bulging schlong in your pants
I know what’s weighing on your mind
You can be sure I know my butt

`Coz I’ll bend in front you through the nights
You’ll only make those painful thrusts
And though I make noises
I’ll never break your schlong

And I swear, by the balls and the schlong in my pant
I’ll wear thong
I swear, like a cheap whore that’s by your side
I’ll butt there

For better or worse, till Najib do us part
I’ll take you with every clench of my butt
And I swear

I’ll give you every butt I can
I’ll stroke your schlong with these two hands
We’ll hang some memories on the walls

And when just the two of us are there
You won’t have to ask if I still want
`Coz as the time turns the page, my butt won’t age at all

And I swear by the balls and the schlong in my pant
I swear (and I swear) like a cheap whore that’s by your side
I’ll butt there

For money or fame, till Najib do us part
I’ll take you deep into my butt
And I swear

I swear (and I swear) by the balls and the schlong in my pant
I’ll wear thong
I swear, like a cheap whore that’s by your side
I’ll butt there

For better or worse, till Najib do us part
I’ll take you with every (single) clench of my butt
I swear, I swear,
Oh… so… suey

ps: Yes! I successfully butchered another song! :arrow:

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Saiful Bukhari: Demi Allah, Agama, Bangsa dan Negara? My Foot!

Sunday, August 3rd, 2008 891 views

Mohd Saiful Bukhari has a blog.

His blog is at blogspot - ‘Demi Allah, Agama, Bangsa dan Negara‘. Allow me to puke for a while. I am utterly disgusted reading his blog title. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Please don’t drag your God, religion, race and country in this anal affair of yours. He has 3 posts so far, first entry on July 7th, then July 20th and last entry on August 1st.

Hmm, for someone under police protection and a ‘victim’ of sodomy, he sure has a lot of free time, logging on to his Friendster account sending threats and blogging.  His antics are far cry from what we normally expect from a butt-rape victim. Look at him, smiling and smirking when his photo was taken by photographers, he acts more like  a celebrity than a victim. Body language tells you a lot of things.

Well, no matter how you look at this anal affair, one thing is sure. This Saiful bugger is sure cheap. Why?

1. IF he is part of a conspiracy what so ever, it means he has been bought off - cheap enough to sell his ass dignity for a price.

2. IF he is truly was sodomised by Anwar, he must have done it willingly for many times as he claimed. How it was possible to be sodomised for 7-8 times? He could have fight for his ass (literally), how hard it takes for a strong 23 years old guy to kick a 61 years old man’s balls? Poke his eyes, bite his ears or nipples of in the midst of ‘passion’? Sit on his ’stick’ and twist it into mashed up piece of meat? Come on, this is his ass we are talking about. Would you have given up your ass to be poked without giving a good fight? 7-8 times? Or probably Anwar ’sweet-talked’ his way through, promised him moon and stars?

SAIFUL BUKHARI IS CHEAP, NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT!

‘Demi Allah, Agama, Bangsa dan Negara?’ Oh, he is making it sounds like he is  making a big sacrifice for this country.  What he is thinking, starting a blog to gain support? To defend himself? Hillarious. If he is truly wronged and if it is really for Allah, religion, race and nation he should keep a low profile, only voice and needed and beg for his God’s support and sympathy.

Ask for justice but please do not act holy, using God’s name and religion in your pursue for ‘justice’. It is puke-inducing coming from a person that allowed himself to be forcibly or voluntarily sodomised so many times. Yet he acted so ‘jantan’, threatened to smash this one guy’s head for posting a photo of his sister.

Hey, Saiful, why you never run to any nearest police station before and ask for police protection when you were sodomised for the 1st time? 2nd time? 3rd time? 4th time? So now you daring Anwar to swear on holy book and God’s name? In my understanding, your religion is unsure on this muqabalah thing but it is pretty sure if you stick to your accusation of sodomy, you must provide 4 witnesses to support your claim, but I doubt you understand your own religion very much. Even the much respected Mufti Perak said,  it is clear in Islam for the accuser to produce 4 witnesses in the in the case like this and swearing on Quran and God’s name according to him is a suggestion by people that are ‘too smart’.

Crap, anyone can swear as many times as he likes if the person is not a God-fearing person. I can do that, how many times, how many God-s and how many holy books you want me to swear on that Saiful is selling his ass for a cheap price? Invoking God’s name in vain a tell sign that the person is God-fearing? Far from it. I am extremely cautious and skeptic when one’s keep mentioning God’s name in vain. How simplistic to think that by swearing, performing some religious rituals the person is believable to tell nothing but the utmost honest truth. Human can be so dumb sometimes.

ps: In no time I am writing this post to insult anyone’s beliefs, religion or God. Please do not get offended :)

pss: Er Saiful, is it true Mumtaz Jaafar is your godmother?

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Running away..

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 1 views

I am taking a hiatus from politics…

Because…

I am tired…

I am extremely disgusted…

I am sick of the whole idiotic affairs…

So I am running away with my new toy…

Vroom!! Vroom!!

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