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Saiful Bukhari: Demi Allah, Agama, Bangsa dan Negara? My Foot!

Sunday, August 3rd, 2008 1,454 views

Mohd Saiful Bukhari has a blog.

His blog is at blogspot - ‘Demi Allah, Agama, Bangsa dan Negara‘. Allow me to puke for a while. I am utterly disgusted reading his blog title. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Please don’t drag your God, religion, race and country in this anal affair of yours. He has 3 posts so far, first entry on July 7th, then July 20th and last entry on August 1st.

Hmm, for someone under police protection and a ‘victim’ of sodomy, he sure has a lot of free time, logging on to his Friendster account sending threats and blogging.  His antics are far cry from what we normally expect from a butt-rape victim. Look at him, smiling and smirking when his photo was taken by photographers, he acts more like  a celebrity than a victim. Body language tells you a lot of things.

Well, no matter how you look at this anal affair, one thing is sure. This Saiful bugger is sure cheap. Why?

1. IF he is part of a conspiracy what so ever, it means he has been bought off - cheap enough to sell his ass dignity for a price.

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Lingamed: A disease running amok!

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 45 views

From Malaysiakini:

Wednesday, July 30, 2008
A New Lingham in the Making

Excerpts from the question-and-answer session by Malaysiakini’s Andrew Ong & Tarani Palani with Hospital Pusrawi’s general manager Wan Mahmood Wan Yaacob and hospital’s medical director Kamaruddin Ahmad.Kamaruddin:

Q: If you have not been in contact with the doctor, how do you know that the doctor did not conduct a medical check-up for sodomy?

A: We based our decision on the medical report he wrote.

Q: So are there two different reports? Are they (the report that is circulating) the same (as the original)?

A: It is the same report.

Q: You do have the original report, so is it (the copy that is circulating) the genuine report?

A: I cannot say if it is the genuine unless someone confirms, the committee. Maybe, maybe not. It looks the same but it is not the original copy, that is with me.

Looks the same but it is not the same because we have the original copy.

Q: Are the contents the same? It is the original copy from Pusrawi?

A: Yes.

Q: He (Saiful) was not examined for sodomy, but (how come) the doctor said that there was no signs of sodomy.

A: He came complaining of pain in the anus, so that’s a part of the routine, you look for pus, bleeding.

Q: How is this different from an actual sodomy check-up?

A: He came complaining of anus pain not complaining of sodomy. So the doctor performed a check-up for anus pain not sodomy.

Q: What led the doctor TRO (to rule out) sodomy? Why?

A: Because Saiful mentioned that he was sodomised. Sodomy check-up has to be done by a specialist not a medical officer. You need a gut specialist. We don’t have one in Pusrawi.

Q: Does that mean that Dr Mohamed Osman is not qualified to make any conclusions?

A: He is not qualified to make any statements, any conclusions (with regards to sodomy).

Q: You have spoken to Dr Mohamed who has confirmed that he examined Saiful and confirmed that he has signed this medical report, why is the hospital still not convinced that it is the genuine medical report? Why is it taking so long to match the copy with the original copy?

A: We just realised this. When? Two days ago. It is just like VK Lingam said, “It looks like me, sounds like me but it is not me”.

Q: You are not disputing whether the medical report is real. You are disputing if Dr Mohamed has the qualifications to ascertain that (sodomy had occurred). Basically you are discrediting your own medical staff?

A: No, but not when concerning this case. Is he suspended? No, he is on leave.

Q; If the contents of the reports are the same are you acknowledging that the report could have been from Pusrawi?

A: It could have been. It is the same.

Q: There are two different writing on the medical report.

A: Yes, there are two different. The patient arrived to see a doctor, and he meet with a female doctor first. After he complained of his anus pain, than he was passed on to a male doctor (Dr Mohamed).

Somebody, please take a sledge hammer and give those two muthafuckas a good smack in the head? What kind of stupid answers they gave for the interview? I do no farking understand even half of the answers given by those dimwits from Pusrawi Hospital.

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Don’t buy Proton Perdana! Go Mercedes!

Monday, July 21st, 2008 159 views

Terengganu officials switch car brand

KUALA TERENGGANU: State exco members and senior officers started using their new Mercedes-Benz E200 Kompressor cars today.

The state bought 14 of the luxury cars for RM3.43mil to replace the Proton Perdana V6 Executive cars that had been purchased in 2004.

The new cars are for the exco members, the state assembly speaker, the state secretary, the state legal adviser and the state finance officer.

The new cars with tinted windows carry the state emblem with the wording “Exco Kerajaan Negeri” embossed on the number plate.

State Secretary Datuk Mokthar Nong said the decision to use Mercedes-Benz cars was made several months ago.

The state took delivery of the cars earlier this month.

He said the German cars were bought for the safety of the state officials who had to travel extensively and to reduce the cost of maintenance.

“After much evaluation, the state felt the Mercedes-Benz cars are more reliable for long term use. It was also time to replace the Proton Perdanas,” he added.

(Source: The Star Online)

Mercedes E200 Kompressor

1. Proton Perdana not safe and maintenance cost higher than Mercedes!!!!! :shock:

2. It was also time to replace the Proton Perdanas - bought in 2004. :???:

3. It seems like the state new exco members’ life are more precious than the previous members and probably their safely also more important than Pak Lah himself. Pak Lah is driven around in his No. 13 Proton Perdana.

4. Cakap tak serupa bikin.

Opt for locally-made products, says Abdullah

PUTRAJAYA: The people must have confidence in using locally-made products to renew interest in research and development of local technologies, Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi said yesterday.

“If we do not buy local products, there will be no interest to develop research and the technology used will be wasted,” the prime minister said

(Source: NST)

5. Compare BN-led state and Pakatan Rakyat-led state.

“In comparison, during the first weeks of new governance, the present Penang state government has decided to cancel the orders of new official cars for exco members placed by the previous administration”

(Source: Screenshot)

From the article above:

“State Secretary Datuk Mokthar Nong said the decision to use Mercedes-Benz cars was made several months ago.”

Several months ago? Since March 8 only a few months ago, this is likely the most important decision made when the new state exco was appointed. :up: Then in today’s paper, Terengganu’s MB defended the purchase of the 14 new Mercedes E200 Kompressor - a whooping RM3.43million:

MB on why Terengganu bought Mercedes cars

KUALA TERENGGANU: The state government has defended the purchase of 14 Mercedes E200 Kompressor cars at RM3.43mil for the use of its state executive councillors and senior officials.

Mentri Besar Datuk Ahmad Said said the state government had planned to purchase the cars for a long time now to replace its Proton Perdana V6 Executive fleet in a move to cut cost.

“Please understand that the Proton Perdanas go through continuous long-distance journeys. It’s costing us a lot of money due to high cost of maintenance.

“We are not saying that the national car is not good but in reality we are coughing up more money for maintaining the Proton Perdanas, particularly the gear boxes,” he said.

Ahmad cited the example of the Proton Perdana of state Commerce, Industry and Environment committee chairman Toh Chin Yaw, which has twice undergone expensive repairs costing RM50,000 within 36 months.

“In the long run, Mercedes cars are cheaper to maintain and could also save us fuel costs.

“This is the state’s long-term plan – we are farsighted. The cars could also fetch a high market price, when sold as second-hand cars.

“We studied all angles before deciding to buy the Mercedes E200 cars,” he added.

Ahmad also denied that the oil royalty money was used to buy the cars.

“In the first place we have yet to receive the oil royalties from the Federal Government.

“The funds to procure the cars were from our own coffers and has nothing to do with the oil royalties,” he said.

(Source: The Star Online)

Long distance journey? We all aware they travel by jets or MAS business class all the time. Oh? Mercedes cars are cheaper to maintain and could save fuel costs, that’s something new.. to me.

I wonder what kind of parts can cost RM50k, we were talking about Perdana, not Porche or BMW. Probably the repair costs marked up as well?? Fishy.. Or probably Terengganu exco members are big fans of Pimp My Ride? :arrow:

ps: |1f34|-|1r3 aka Life4Hire is not happy he’s not getting his Mercedes. He’s jealous and he called them suckers. :lol: Read it here.

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Liar Liar!! Saiful Bukhari or Najib Tun Razak??

Saturday, July 19th, 2008 598 views

The whole thing just make no sense. Somebody is lying,  caught with his pant down! (pun intended). Please read the bold sentences carefully.

1. The following police report was made on 28 June 2008 at 5.45 PM by Mohd Saiful Bukhari bin Azlan, who turns 23 next week (IC No. 850706-01-5687):

“Saya Mohd Saiful Bukhari b Azlan ingin melaporkan bahawa saya telah diliwat oleh majikan saya. Perkara ini berlaku tanpa kerelaan saya. Kejadian terakhir berlaku 26/6/08 di Unit 1151, Kondominium Desa Damansara, Jln Setia Kasih, KL. Oleh itu, tujuan laporan ini dibuat untuk mendapat pembelaan dan keadilan keatas diri saya. Saya juga berasa bimbang dengan keselamatan diri dan keluarga saya jika perkara ini tersebar luas di khalayak ramai. Majikan saya Dato Seri Anwar Ibrahim - Ketua Umum PKR.”

(Source: Rocky’s Bru)

2. Then our generous Deputy Prime Minister, Najib Tun Razak was quoted in the news:

KUALA LUMPUR: Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan met with Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak at the latter’s home to seek his view a few days before he lodged a police report against Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim.

(Source: The Star Online)

Question:

How many days is considered ‘a few days’? 3 days? 4 days? Well it does not matter whether ‘a few days’ is 2 days, 3 days or 4 days. This is because, the alleged sodomy last happened on June 26th, 2008 according to the report made on June 28th, 2008 - 2 days after the ‘incident’. Then we have Najib said Saiful Bukhari came to meet him at his residence ‘a few days’ before he made the police report.

Now make your own assumption, WHEN EXACTLY Saiful Bukhari went to see Najib? Cannot be June 27th, because then Najib would say ‘yesterday’ instead of ‘a few days’. It must be June 26th or June 25th or days before that.

This is the interesting part, so this Saiful Bukhari…. HE WENT TO SEE NAJIB DAYS (June 26th, 25th, 24th, 23rd - pick your choice) BEFORE HE MADE THE POLICE REPORT ON JUNE 28th, AND THEN HE WAS SODOMISED ON THE 26th AGAIN?? Does that make any F sense to you?

Let me rephrase it again. According to Najib, Saiful Bukhari went to see him few days before he made the police report and after he met Najib, (his meeting with Najib must be happening either on June 26th or days before that) he was sodomised by Anwar on June 26th?? So, he let Anwar sodomised him again after he met Najib??

The explanations for all this crap only two:

1. The police report making its round in the internet is not the real police report lodged by Saiful Bukhari.

2. Najib Tun Razak was lying.

This brings us to another question, why under now there is no police report handed to the accused - Anwar Ibrahim? The latest news:

Deputy IGP clears the air, he states when Anwar will get report
By LOURDES CHARLES

KUALA LUMPUR: The police will give Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim a copy of the police report lodged by his former aide alleging that Anwar had sodomised him “if and when” Anwar is charged in court.

Deputy Inspector-General of Police Tan Sri Ismail Omar said police could not give him a copy now as investigations were still in progress.

(Source: The Star Online)

Funny eh?? Then please do not forget to ask Najib again when the ‘case is complete’ because he said this:

Asked what Saiful had told him, Najib said: “A lot.

“The stories are many. Maybe I will reveal them later, but only after the case is completed.

(Source: The Star Online)

Lastly, do you think a hot headed person like Saiful Bukhari would let himself to be sodomised many times by a 61 years old man with bad back without fighting? Read this threat from him to this one guy in Friendster: “Killing Note from Saiful Bukhari” I quote:

Translation:

Subject:Hey Bastard

Don’t let me see you. I will ‘break’ your head. You better remove my sister’s photo. Bastard!

Ugh… I am so scared now… :shock: :shock: Are you?

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Idiots are narcissistic too!

Saturday, July 19th, 2008 34 views

Pak Lah, why must you open your mouth? It was all good and peaceful in Malaysia that you kept quiet for the past few days.. (well, there are always some other idiots making noise anyway..) then you started to open your mouth again thus showing what an idiot you are. People would never know you are ‘less smart’ if you just keep quiet and do not make any noise.

The authorities require a fresh DNA sample from Anwar Ibrahim because the sample extracted 10 years ago is too old, said Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi today. - Malaysiakini

I suggest Pak Lah or people around him to read up Wikipedia and use Google wisely.

1. Researchers retrieved DNA from the teeth of a Neanderthal man, that’s 40000 years old teeth. Google, Wikipedia

2. DNA of Egyptian mummies can be analyzed.

3. DNA of 10000 year old mammoth remains can be decoded.

4. DNA from dinosaurs bones was also partly identified, that makes it 65 million years at least.

5. DNA for unsolved crime cases, some 40 years ago.

6. There are many more cases where DNA is used as evidence, there is no such thing as ‘old DNA’ only contaminated or damaged sample.

There are many more examples, go and look them out yourself. Eh wait, being the government they always say Internet = Lies, no wonder they never bother to look up these ‘lies’.

10 years DNA sample = Old?? What a lot of crap!

This reminds me of Nordin Kardi, another ’smart pant’ that couldn’t keep his mouth shut and was trying to be smart only to be the biggest butt joke of Malaysians. Read Noktah Hitam’s post here. Vice Chancellor? Nah!

Just another day there was this guy on Facebook, on one of the topic in the discussion board, he called me and my friends ‘idiots’ and presented his ‘facts’. Needless to say, his idiotic comments/arguments/facts received much ‘love’ from us. We debunked his ‘facts’ only for him to relentlessly provided more ‘facts’. He loves to talk economy, which seems to be his ’strongest’ point. One of his facts, I quote:

“eh… i also just imitate anwar only maa.. he also need to take up economics 101. I wonder where he get all his figures.. No country in this world is 10 times richer than malaysia. Norway is just 4 times richer!! and 8% inflation? did he just blurt it out with no backup? Com’on la.. all his points are lie!! why you people believe in such a blatant lier?”

Gross National Income Per Capita (2006):

1) Luxembourg - USD 71,240.00
2) Norway - USD 68,440.00
3) Switzerland - USD 58,050.00
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58) Malaysia - USD 5,490.00

Data from World Bank:

Source: Wikipedia

A Deutsche Bank survey two years ago calculated that the real rate of inflation in the Klang Valley was closer to 8%.

Source: businesstimes.com.sg

HSBC economist Robert Prior-Wandesforde estimated that the fuel price rise, which took effect on Thursday, would push annual inflation in June to 7-8 percent, which could hurt the economy.

Source : Reuters

Nevermind.. everything on the internet, especially blogs  = LIES

Conclusions: Idiots love to make themselves known. They love to display their idiocy. They love to be famous. Hmm.. they are pretty narcissistic too, alright. Narcissism is necessary! :arrow:

ps: Narcissism describes the trait of excessive self-love, based on self-image or ego.

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