The Flaccid Mind

Miri, here I come!

It is official.

I am relocating to the place where I have so many happy memories of my childhood and my youth (when I was young and horny), The Oil Town - Miri, Sarawak! It’s been a while since I visited the beautiful place. The last time I was in Miri, I was with a bunch of uni friends on their trip to tour Sarawak. Well, on my last trip to Limbang, I did stop by Miri for less than an hour, went to the town and had my lunch somewhere in front of Mega hotel and then back to the airport.

I brought my friends to Gua Niah, Miri City Fan, Open Air market (to see how some Sarawakians gulping down alcohol like water during broad daytime LOL! - that’s what they commented when we had lunch there), Sin Liang’s back lane strolling along the streets in Miri town and the craziest thing we did was travelling in a Perodua Kembara with 10 people. I have the photo somewhere, I need to dig it out when I have time and post it up. 3 persons sit in front, 5 person at the back, and another 2 person at the compartment area. Average size of my friends? Probably 65kg, 170cm+. I was considered average size compared to my friends that time. *ehem*

Imagine the look on my friend when he came to fetch us at the bus station with his Kembara. His first rentence ‘Ugh.. besai besai magang bala kaban nuan..’ (Your friends, all big size.. ). Now that I think about it, why didn’t we take taxi and save the poor Kembara from misery. LOL! Luckily only for short distance, from the bus terminal to my friend’s house. I still remember the bewildered (not amused) look from other drivers on the road, passing by our ‘congregation’. Priceless….

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I got my Wordpress.com blog back! YoohooooO!!

I am freaking estatic! I am so farking happy!

The reason is… I got my Wordpress.com blog back!! Yes, you hear that right, my old ‘The Flaccid Mind’ is accessible again! Little walk down the memory lane for you that doesn’t know the story. I started blogging in Friendster, then ventured out to Wordpress.com free blog. Now that I can access the blog again, I found out I wrote a total of 133 posts between August 2006 to November 2007. I was not really that productive at that time. One fine day, when I tried to access the blog, I was shocked to be redirected to a page with a message

“This blog has been archived or suspended for a violation of our Terms of Service.”

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Unleashing my alter ego(s)

Ashleigh tagged me. I am having difficulties answering the questions because I am an innocent. uncorrupted and pure soul.. but I will try my very best! Before that, I have a confession to make. I am suffering from Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) or famously known as Multiple Personality Disorder (MPD). It is not a life threatening disease, so you don’t have to worry about me. It is not contagious, so you still can ask me to go mamak with you and we can share roti canai and maggi goreng.

I have many alter egos - the real deal, the blogger, the sensitive, the exhibitionist, the metrosexual, the slave, the gambler, the tattoo freak, the smart pant, the dumb fuck, the lazy ass.. I lost count, once I tried giving names to them like Harry, Johny, Horny, Terry, Sally, Garry.. but I end up confusing myself. I like my alter egos, it is an advantage, having so many ‘me’ at perusal, given the many environments and situations I would face in my everyday life.

The following questions, it may not be the real me answering, but my alter ego(s), so I may not be myself at times.

Favourite Porn stars:

The real me (the good, innocent, pure and uncorrupted one) never watch porn. I need to ask Horny to answer this. *reaching deep into my inner chakra* (I learned how to open my chakra through this self learned book ‘Yoga for Idiots’. Warning: Yoga could deviate your belief, if you have any)

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Hottest Datuk on Earth in waiting, Datuk Jessica Alba!

I am writing this because I damn ‘tak puas hati’ with the decision to award Shah Rukh Khan a Datukship. That sonofabitch ass kisser Chief Minister of Malacca even defended the decision! Fine, as a proud Sarawakian, I am joining hand with my fellow bloggers, initiated by KennLeandre to lobby for Datukship for the hottest Datuk on earth!! Here come Datuk Jessica Alba!!!!

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Hottest Datuk in waiting!

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Toughest Tag I Did So Far - ‘Killer Love’ Tag

Lochoe started this killer tag, and the general response from those who did this tag, it’s a F-damn-tough tag to do. This tag is hard to do, especially if you have strings attached (read: in a relationship, married) Another reason is, it requires digging the past (sometimes it can be painful) and having a lot of courage, honesty and truthfulness to complete this tag. Put it this way, there are things we want to forget, and there are things we want to keep to ourselves, right? (and hidden from the rest, forever?)

So, Syam of Aeropama.com tagged me because he spent 4 torturing hours to complete his ’story’ and he wants me to endure such pain as well. Fine, let me try my very best.

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