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BN’s MOST GOOD LOOKING MAN!


Barisan Nasional (BN) supporters not only stupid, but blind?

Barisan man looking good – to the women

BUKIT MERTAJAM: Barisan Nasional’s Rohaizat Othman is looking good before the Permatang Pasir by-election. At least, some women think so.

The by-election is the third in the Permatang Pauh parliamentary constituency since last year’s general election and some villages think Rohaizat is the best-looking candidate so far.

Tanah Liat villager Salmah Ismail, 53, who will be voting for the third time since the general election, said Rohaizat was kacak (handsome).

“I have seen many politicians but he is among the more handsome ones – boleh jadi pelakon (he can be an actor). He is also very friendly,” said the masseuse.

Another villager, Maznah Said, 65 said she had known Rohaizat since he was a child.

“He grew up well and looks pleasant. He was a good kid. I know his family too,” she said.

Penang Puteri Umno deputy chairman Idamoerni Zakaria said Rohaizat’s good looks had not gone unnoticed.

“When our Puteri members go around campaigning, the female voters comment on his youth and looks. They say he is handsome and dynamic,” she added.

Khairul Niza Abd Razak, 38, Rohaizat’s wife, said the family tried to maintain their daily routine so their only child, Aiman Hidayat, nine, would not be affected.

“Of course Rohaizat is busier now with the campaigning but he tries his best to make it back for dinner. Every morning, he will help Aiman to get ready for school,” she said.

Speaking to reporters later, Rohaizat said voter feedback has been good so far.

I know beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, but this is pushing the envelope a bit too far. Good looking? Right….

Let’s hear the opinion from my fellow Tweeties.. (and yours truly of course):

Rohaizat is so good looking,Β he looks like a cockroach I smashed dead last night.

Rohaizat is so good looking, NASA mistaken it for the landing site.

Rohaizat is so good looking, a baboon took him in as its foster child.

Rohaizat is so good looking, my digested curry mutton faeces looks just as good.

Rohaizat is so good looking, he made an onion orgasm.

Rohaizat is so good looking, his ears jump off to get away from his face.

If Rohaizat is the most good looking man, Chua Soi Lek is the most good looking porn star ever.

I rest my case πŸ˜› He’s truly good looking.

ps: The Star is either very awesome at sarcasm or really dumb to consider this makcik’s opinion as representative. Gah!

pss: Yes, I can bash fugly looking people, because I am less fugly than them. So I thought. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

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48 Responses to “BN’s MOST GOOD LOOKING MAN!”

  1. d_sticks wrote on Aug 20, 2009 at 10:01 am

    Bong, please stop making fun of ugly people… i can’t concentrate at work… πŸ˜›

    -D

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  2. walski69 wrote on Aug 20, 2009 at 10:02 am

    Some women simply have no taste… :p

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  3. Woody wrote on Aug 20, 2009 at 10:46 am

    Ha ha ha probably the most good looking crook in Umno.

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  4. atreyustrange wrote on Aug 20, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    “Among the handsome one…”

    *FAINTS*

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  5. daveandy78 wrote on Aug 20, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    good looking mehhh ?
    argghhhhhh … * migraine *

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  6. daveandy78 wrote on Aug 20, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    hahahahhaahaa …
    look like Smeagol LOTR !

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  7. haritz wrote on Aug 20, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    Good looking or good bye (kalah la tu hehe)

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  8. NoktahHitam wrote on Aug 20, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    @atreyustrange, Asik faint je Jen.

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  9. NoktahHitam wrote on Aug 20, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Babe.. Good looking tu sengeh mcm tu. Friendly smile.

    Ko igt lagu.. “Senyum seindah suria, yang membawa cahaya, senyum lah dari hati, dunia mu berrseri” mmg fit la rohaizat

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  10. mikat wrote on Aug 20, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    Good looking!!! What a joke and the best part is that they only asked those makcik who are in their 60s. Ha…ha…ha…
    No young makcik kah!!

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  11. DeePo wrote on Aug 20, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    Ha ha ha ha. WTF!

    *PENGSAN TERUS*

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  12. atreyustrange wrote on Aug 20, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    @NoktahHitam, Faint is the new LOL.

    P.S. DeePo fainted too. Huhu~

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  13. Alex Allied wrote on Aug 20, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    remember your post about BN’s women getting molested by DAP people? The one with a women who has a big mole on her face…who was that?

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  14. Zephyr wrote on Aug 20, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    No wonder, I still single until now la. Their definition of handsome….sigh, I terus kalah teruk.

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  15. jeff lee wrote on Aug 20, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    wow..with those luscious lips, i think angelina’s got one hell of a competitor..!!

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  16. Birds Talking Too wrote on Aug 20, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    The dentist from Selangor is more handsome!

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  17. Fab wrote on Aug 20, 2009 at 8:21 pm

    APUUUUUUU?????!!!!!!! Gamal ya baka nyak??!??!!!

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  18. Mamat Ensem wrote on Aug 20, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    Aduh, Ensem nya! Aku pun kalah!!!!

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  19. angel_LINA wrote on Aug 20, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    Err… maybe he has some kind of pleasant / enchanting / magical aura that stun people when they come in contact with him? πŸ˜›

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  20. pilocarpine wrote on Aug 20, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    fugliest… i repeat fugliest…

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  21. Vijay Kumar Murugavell wrote on Aug 20, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    β€œWhen our Puteri members go around campaigning, the female voters comment on his youth and looks.”

    Err looks aside (subjective ma) sure are this fellow 38 ? Or Bong wrongly posted Rohaizat’s uncle’s picture ?

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  22. Quick Health Tips wrote on Aug 20, 2009 at 11:50 pm

    @NoktahHitam, haha…aku still ingat lagu ni..nak soh aku sambungkan?

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  23. Quick Health Tips wrote on Aug 20, 2009 at 11:50 pm

    hehe…ko ni..kesian dia duh..tak pepasal jadi bahan gelak ketawa..

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  24. Jeff wrote on Aug 21, 2009 at 8:52 am

    @Woody, you think your father is handsome, meh? macam saya punya tahi. jugak !! At least better looking that Chuan How….haha….jatuh sikit sudah balut2 kaki…auta jugak…chit !! podah…lu orang takde kerja ka??? touch on people’s features and personalities?bodoh!!

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  25. bongkersz wrote on Aug 21, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    @d_sticks, ceh! i thought you love it.. er, you company is full of ugly people what hehee

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  26. bongkersz wrote on Aug 21, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    @walski69, yeah bro. sigh. the standard of everything is consistently on the decline..

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  27. bongkersz wrote on Aug 21, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    @Jeff, you are one loyal troll..

    Er, aku free sangat sangat.. and in the first place, who highlighted the features and personalities of Rohaizat? I just pick it up from there. You memang bodoh cam keldai hahahahahaa!

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  28. bongkersz wrote on Aug 21, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    @atreyustrange, mari faint beramai-ramai.. (hoi NH! don’t fake faint.. and don’t touch atreyu :P)

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  29. bongkersz wrote on Aug 21, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    @daveandy78, maybe lower your standard a bit my friend πŸ˜‰ you’ll be happy hahhaa!

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  30. bongkersz wrote on Aug 21, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    @daveandy78, hahahaha!

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  31. bongkersz wrote on Aug 21, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    @haritz, biar kalah asal bergaya.

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  32. bongkersz wrote on Aug 21, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    @NoktahHitam, minat lagu ni shiet.. πŸ˜›

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  33. bongkersz wrote on Aug 21, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    @mikat, tua penuh ilmu di dada… banyak makan garam. that’s why ask makcik.

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  34. bongkersz wrote on Aug 21, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    @Alex Allied, she’s the most good looking woman in BN, Hamidah Osman.

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  35. bongkersz wrote on Aug 21, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    @Birds Talking Too, after cosmetic surgeries yes.

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  36. bongkersz wrote on Aug 21, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    @Fab, manah meh nya.. lawa mat senyum nyak bakeh!

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  37. bongkersz wrote on Aug 21, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    @angel_LINA, do you feel enchanted by the photo? πŸ˜›

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  38. bongkersz wrote on Aug 21, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    @Mamat Ensem, berani lagi ko pakai nick tu… πŸ˜›

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  39. bongkersz wrote on Aug 21, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    @pilocarpine, noted.

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  40. bongkersz wrote on Aug 21, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    @Vijay Kumar Murugavell, alamak! I didn’t check.

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  41. bongkersz wrote on Aug 21, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    @Quick Health Tips, bukan aku bro, The Star yang published. HAHAHA!

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  42. bongkersz wrote on Aug 21, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    @jeff lee, er rohaizat is not a woman..

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  43. jeff lee wrote on Aug 21, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    @bongkersz, lips are still lips…but that one’s one hell of a big momma set of lips..

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  44. NoktahHitam wrote on Aug 21, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    @Quick Health Tips, Senyum umpama titian dalam kehidupan, Kau tersenyum, ku tersenyum.. Hahaha aku hafal babe lagu ni!

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  45. Crasty wrote on Aug 22, 2009 at 9:58 am

    Are you a professional journalist? You write very well.

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  46. affuan wrote on Aug 27, 2009 at 10:11 am

    kacaknyerrrr beliau.. but, like a NASA landing site? u r so mean. muahaha.

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  47. Jeff wrote on Sep 1, 2009 at 7:40 am

    @bongkersz, What the fuck are you talking , mannn…I know that you are not a Malay guy but pretending to be one….or maybe one ‘budak melayu bangang’ who probably failed his/her SRP and got nothing else to do….kekekeke…did anyone said that your shoes looks like your mum’s face….hehe…selamat hari raya……

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  48. bongkersz wrote on Sep 1, 2009 at 9:56 am

    @Jeff, you’re funny. Why should I pretend to be a Malay when I’m not? Did you mom tell you, you look exactly like her, so good looking that you can’t have a profile photo? HAHAHAHAHAH!

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