Balls and Boobs Talk: Ultimate guide to gravity defying balls, both genders included.

Talking about balls can be fun.. when you have the right company. It all started when a friend put up a photo of another friend for the rest to ‘poke fun’ at..

(reproduced with permission, after changing only the names to protect the innocent ones.. )

Saggie: Is that a boxer !!! sassy !!!

Saggie: I have mid life crisis…toying with the idea of switching to Boxers from Briefs…must ensure the “garden of good and evil” longevity ….

Botak: Saggie.. boxers memang best sekali. rasa angin… sepoi sepoi bahasa. tidak ‘terjerat’ hahaha!

Saggie: Yep…but then it tend to stick on the butt crack…must re adjust often…

Hot Mama: Erm…boxers being soooo loose and hence doesn’t give enough support….wouldn’t one’s balls sag later on? *shy*

Saggie: sagging balls are ok…limp tools are not…


Botak: why boxers stick to butt crack? huge crack you got there moyte… er.. sagging balls? i thought the balls are saggy in its natural state? enlighten me please.. any non sagging balls around? omaigoat!!! 😀

Jolie: u guys! i’m laughing lintang pukang at the mo.. LMAO…

Hot Mama: Erm….saggier than usual lah Botak…….Like old ladies’ breast…..not hot no?

Botak: what i know is when it’s cold.. the balls are not saggy.. but when it’s hot.. they are saggy.. nothing to do with not enough support nyahahahaha!!!! hence.. you never heard of ‘wonder brief’ or push up brief.. push up speedo.. push up boxer.. but only push up bras. hahahaha!

Saggie: Who cares about sagging balls as long as the canon is there ready for duty… Not that mine is sagging…

Botak: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaahahahhaaaa!! i saw old ladies breast before.. not a pretty sight.. (well they do not bother to cover up anymore.. hahahaha! at rumah panjang.. kampungs…) now.. i have image of sagging balls.. the balls sag to the knees… OH MAI GOATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!! Hot Mama, you polluted my brain with such image.

Hot Mama: Got push-up brief lah………that’s why David beckham’s latest underwear photos make his balls look so big…..got extra padding…..

Jolie: ouch ouch…i laughed so hard i think i passed gas! ;P

Saggie: Botak ..why are you imagining about sagging balls ??? sagging tool is ok…l.o.n.g.e.r

Botak: really????? push up brief???? hahahahaha! hmm.. who cares about the size of the balls.. they care about the size of the cannon. haha

Jolie: Hot Mama!!! hahahahahahaha u noticed david’s balls? yr eyes sharper than mine! LOL!!!

Hot Mama: Hahah….know what u mean Botak…….was cursed having to see old ladies’ sagging breast when in the gym changing room last time…..they just walk around with their breasts swinging side to side………imagine the same with the balls.…….LOL!!!!

Saggie: what the hell is push up brief ?..push up the balls…

Botak: Gregg Homme Push Up Padded Boxer Brief. … This great boxer brief has a removable padded pouch inside which accentuates your manhood.

HAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! Hey only one brand. Hot Mama, there is not push up boxer la.. hahahaha! well models yes they do use padding.. for the boxers/briefs advertisement.. to make them look. well BIG. but it’s not for sale i guess??

Saggie: Sagging breast can use to swat flies of your back… (I laughed till I :cry: :cry: when I read this… )

Hot Mama: Hahaha…those balls were huge Jolie….dun need sharp eyes……. Erm……must balance lah….big cannon but small balls…..hhhmmmmmm…..total turn off that….LOL!!!!

Saggie: big sagging balls with small hammer also useless..looks like a frog me think..

Botak: HAHAHAHA!! Saggie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA!! *swats swats!* hoi, respect your grandmas.. lol

Hot Mama: Swat flies!!!!!????? ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Yes yes…must balance……hahaahahha

Jolie: hahahahaha………crotch enhancer!!!! Botak how u know?!! now Saggie all interested! Hot Mama….swinging boobs?!!! hahahahaha…….

Saggie: grandma…big mosquito on your back..

ok…no problem..(take off sarung)

wosshh..cepek !!!! (put sarung back on )

Jolie: ROTFLMAO!!!!! swat flies….ouch i’m laughing so hard i got tears now…i’m def awake now! hahahahahaha! u guys !

Saggie: Sure Botak…my late grandma….me brother always said to me whenever I remark on girls with huge mamaries…”remember atuk ??” hmmm

Thie: never knew such a thing existed…how naive i am 😀

Jolie:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!………. Saggie! ouch ouch!

Hot Mama: Saggie is really killing me!!! LOL!!!!! Poor makciks!!!

Botak: hahahaa.. i am muffling my laugh.. hahahahaa!! hahahahaa! lucky i got cubicle..

Thie: all things push up,i mean. lol!

Jolie: i remember my grandma’s boobies….so i can totally relate!!! they hv to lift it up when they wash! :P:P:P

Saggie: I read somewhere…porn actors shave down there to make the canon looks bigger..so to make the balls looks less saggier…

Jolie: just be steady with the shaver saggie! LOL…don’t want u to hv a slip of hand or stg liddat! 😛

Hot Mama: I think men should seriously think about shaving….or at least trim

Saggie: Shaving down there no sweats…the sacks however…tricky business.. Men..Women..must all shave…the hair tickle the nose…geli

Jolie: hahahahahahahahaha….Saggie …. don’t start again…. sacks! how the hell u come up with all these terms?!! ;P

Hot Mama: Hair tickle the nose!!!!????? OMG!!!!!! Cannot tahan liao!!!! *actually rolling on floor*

Shaggie: You end up sneezing…not sexy sneezing your dinner bits on that garden

Botak: when the hairs tickle the nose.. that’s the cue to shave it off 😀

Jolie: oh gosh…..i burnt a couple of calories from just laughing i believe. my stomach hurt like hell! 😛

Hot Mama: Erm……can also avoid altogether to have your nose tickled rite?

Jolie: eh the longer the better, can part the grass and hold it down with no strays …when it’s growing, it’s like pins and needles, i remember Henn said this before! unless you’re into pain , then it’s bonus! ;-P

Hot Mama: Jolie!!!!!! Part the grass!!!!!?????

What an insightful conversation. I learned so much.

1. Boxer tends to stick to the butt crack, it is a hassle to re-adjust.
2. Lack of support may cause your balls to sag.
3. Saggy old breasts are no hot, same goes with saggy balls.
4. David Beckham wears ‘push up’ brief, according to Hot Mama.
5. Sagging breast can use to swat flies of your back :up:
6. Balance is everything. Big cannon – big balls. Small cannon – small balls.
7. Shaving down there can make the cannon looks bigger.. so to make the balls look less saggier.
8. Hair tickles.. so shave!! Shaving is necessary, just as narcissism is necessary! :up:

Disclaimer: No disrespect to the elders or anyone with saggy balls or boobs. :arrow:

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36 Responses to “Balls and Boobs Talk: Ultimate guide to gravity defying balls, both genders included.”

  1. Amused Taxpayer wrote on Jul 7, 2008 at 4:52 pm

    LOL!!! Very useful tips u got here, Bongkerz Man……hahahaha

    Btw…..what a totally crazy bunch of friends u have!!!!


  2. bongkersz wrote on Jul 7, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    i just post something about friends in my previous post haha! crazy friends, who doesn’t want them? it’s for free 😀 😀 now share the tips to the world! :up:


  3. angeles wrote on Jul 7, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    😆 beh tahan 😆

    1) Jap porn actors got shave meh?

    2) Some men lurve it hairy.. they say, more “woman” woh.. me? I say, shave! Shave!! Heeeeee…

    3) Do we actually say “perky b@lls” for men? Sounds weird..

    4) Tell Saggie not to shave sendiri… mintak tolong… 😉

    5) How saggy can a man’s b@ll get? Hv to ask stp? Muahaahaha.. *cabut dulu..*


  4. suituapui wrote on Jul 7, 2008 at 7:31 pm

    “Talking about balls can be fun.. when you have the right company.” …..When can it be fun, Bongkersz? And what kind of company is the right one? ROTFLMAO!!!

    Saggy, angeles? I won’t know…cos my belly is so big, I haven’t seen them for years. U care to take a look and let me know? 😆 😆 But be forewarned!! That’s a rain-shadow region and hasn’t come into contact with water for years…as I always use a shower, you see!!! Don’t blame me if you faint from the stench!!! 👿 👿 😉


  5. Sarawak Laksa wrote on Jul 7, 2008 at 7:32 pm

    your friends are really funny and witty! ;-P laughed my head off! this is a good pick me up for a hot lazy afternoon….


  6. suituapui wrote on Jul 7, 2008 at 7:38 pm

    “Shaving down there can make the cannon looks bigger.. so to make the balls look less saggier.” True kah, Bongkersz? So u also shave down there lah…like ur botak head (Didn’t cibol say sumwhere that it looks like his dick? Hahahahaahahaha!!!! U’re my friend, cibol!! Now I know what urs looks like!!!). Post photo and let everybody judge lah…does it look bigger? Do ur balls look less saggy? 👿 👿 👿


  7. drumsticks wrote on Jul 7, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    you are botak? 😀


  8. Saggie wrote on Jul 7, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    We should do this more often…take away our worry about the state of our Nation…

    Yours Truly
    Saggie Balls


  9. bongkersz wrote on Jul 7, 2008 at 10:33 pm

    1) some shave eh.. go and look again.. but, normal lah for asians hairy is merry… 😀 😀
    2) hmm.. probably that’s why cecilia cheung kept her forest.. so thick?? she’s a ‘conservative’ i believe 😛
    3) perky balls? why men need perky balls.. hahahaha!
    4) haha! i’ll deliver the message to him
    5) stp answered you already.. 😛


  10. bongkersz wrote on Jul 7, 2008 at 10:39 pm

    er.. it can be fun when you are comparing balls size? 😀 a ‘lesser size’ company of course. ROTFLMAO!

    i bet angeles is up for the challenge! you go girl! :up: :up:


  11. bongkersz wrote on Jul 7, 2008 at 10:40 pm

    they are indeed funny and witty 😛


  12. bongkersz wrote on Jul 7, 2008 at 10:50 pm

    yeah man!! it’s therapeutic hahaha! i wish we can just laugh at the state of our Nation that way.. 😀


  13. d_sticks wrote on Jul 8, 2008 at 12:33 am

    Sick…SICK friends you have there bongster…….




  14. angeles wrote on Jul 8, 2008 at 12:45 am

    Lembu Suci!! stp ask me to tengok his *toot*???? ❓ ❗ stp, u hv not seen them for years.. what abt mrs. stp? if she oso nvr seen for years liao, then, kesiannnn… haahaahaaaaa 😛 [i din say kesian who haha]

    hairy is merry? hahaahahaaaa… not hairy is geli ah? haahaha 😛

    when i was driving back earlier, i suddenly remembered my form 6 punye BM paper, where we had to read up an Indon novel, bertajuk Keluarga Gerilya… in the story, got one part where the author described abt the mother’s sagging boobs, using words like “kantung”.. omg, that part sounded kinda repulsive back then 😆 😛


  15. mar wrote on Jul 8, 2008 at 12:54 am

    …so this is what you do at work… 😈
    Hahaha…u changed the names and yet in the “conversations” a few names slip out… 🙂 😐


  16. |1f34|-|1r3 wrote on Jul 8, 2008 at 1:34 am

    fuh…lucah sungguh topik ari ni…nasib baik la all words and no pictures included…or else i’m going to puke at my laptop seeing the pics of the “lift it up when they wash” boobs :mrgreen:


  17. NoktahHitam wrote on Jul 8, 2008 at 3:46 am

    When washing dishes, Saggy could tie her breast around her neck to avoid water splashes.

    Hahahahaha. Lawak babi betul bong. Balls can be tied to knees. But when jogging, aduh, sakit 🙄


  18. suituapui wrote on Jul 8, 2008 at 6:46 am

    mrs stp saw same thing for so long…bosan liao!!! Same oso see same kantung for so long…hahahahahahaa!!!! 😥 😥


  19. bongkersz wrote on Jul 8, 2008 at 8:27 am

    i bet you know them too dude!~ 😀 you sicko!


  20. bongkersz wrote on Jul 8, 2008 at 8:36 am

    why your form 6 BM paper so lucah?? 😀 talking about sagging boobs.. kantung somewhere!! nyahahahaha! remind me of kanggaroo!!

    hairy is merry and geli.. ROTFLMAO!


  21. bongkersz wrote on Jul 8, 2008 at 8:38 am

    haha! i amended it already.. 👿

    ps: i love my job. ➡


  22. bongkersz wrote on Jul 8, 2008 at 8:40 am

    words give you the liberty to create your own imagination 😀 you watched ‘there’s something about mary’ before? where ben stiller trying to peep at cameron diaz changing her shirt.. 😀 you can a pair of wrinkled saggy boob there 😀


  23. bongkersz wrote on Jul 8, 2008 at 8:43 am

    cheebuy… balls tied to knees… ouch ouch ouch!! boleh buat senjata.. ko selalu tengok filem kungfu they spin a piece of cloth tied with sharp weapon at the end… :up: 😆 😆 *watchaaaaa!!!* kena pukul with the balls.. damn demeaning and insulting.. 😯


  24. bongkersz wrote on Jul 8, 2008 at 8:45 am

    time for total makeover… 😀 😀


  25. |1f34|-|1r3 wrote on Jul 8, 2008 at 11:54 am

    oh crap man..you totally remind me back of that scene..i almost forgot where i last seen saggy boobs..IT’s THAT SCENE !!

    now i’m gonna get nightmares…kena baca doa tido nii 🙄


  26. suituapui wrote on Jul 8, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    OK…this is true! I am serious! When I was a teenager, my friends and I used to hang around this coffee shop in town…and the towkay wore a piece of cloth like a towel (obviously he could not wear pants like other people), and because the cloth was quite thin…we could see the image, especially when he was walking and the light came from the other side. Good Lord, his balls the size of bowling balls…and sagged down to his knees…and when he walked, they swayed like a pendelum!!! I think it was some kind of disease lah!!! Not due to old age!!! 😯 😯


  27. bongkersz wrote on Jul 8, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    er.. what kind of disease is that? it makes your balls expand?? 😯 😯 … balls the size of bowling balls.. swayed like a pendelum.. ugghhhh that’s painful… must be a lot of strain on the ‘support’. poor guy.. and poor stp for getting exposed to such monstrosity at such a young age.


  28. Kopi Soh wrote on Jul 22, 2008 at 4:52 am

    ROTFL……this is a great post!!


  29. bongkersz wrote on Oct 29, 2008 at 11:28 am

    Birmingham, Birmingham arrived from google.co.uk on “Balls and Boobs Talk: Ultimate guide to gravity defying balls, both genders included. | The Flaccid Mind” by searching for balls sag with age.

    HAHAHAHA! Damn!


  30. ellyda zsazsa wrote on Feb 13, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    hoh baru ari tok la aku maca tok hahahaha :up: ..


  31. Aisyah wrote on Mar 1, 2009 at 4:21 am

    I have the image of… uh… balls in my head right now.

    and it’s not going away.

    darn you Bongkersz. I’m supposed to be innocent!


  32. bongkersz wrote on Mar 1, 2009 at 11:12 am

    Thinking of balls is normal for a adolescent girl, it’s part of growing up :p Yes Aishah, I am innocent too. Very.


  33. Aisyah wrote on Mar 2, 2009 at 3:11 am

    normal ey?


    and, you, innocent? I doubt that very much.

    btw, it’s AisYah. not Aishah. :vangry:


  34. bongkersz wrote on Mar 2, 2009 at 8:36 am

    Alamak!!! Sorry babe!! I’m very anal when people spell my nick/name wrongly as well.. 😈 😈 My apology 😥 😥 Was replying comments using my mobile.. (Bah.. excuses… 😀 :D)

    Never happen again. Ehe~!


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