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Ayat Power Giler!! Talk Is Cheap, Especially LANJIAO Talk..


Word of the day:

*Lanjiao

lan jiao is Hokkien dialect (one of many clans of chinese)
1. lan jiao = dick, penis
2. lan jiao = also can mean “blue bird” lan = blue, bird is jiao
3. lan ciao = expression of disagreement with an opinion

Popular use of the word and combination use for name calling
lan jiao bin = dick face
lan jiao tao = dick head

Now, go use it one that someone you hate..

Today RTM 1 news, 1pm:

“Bukan harga minyak yang dinaikkan tetapi subsidi minyak yang telah dikurangkan, inilah yang GAGAL difahami oleh rakyat” (It is not the oil price that increases but the oil subsidy that has been reduced, and this is what the people FAIL to understand.) <– Memang ayat power giler!!!

While the government are telling us that passing on the oil price increase to consumers is an unavoidable step, I really doubt that they understand what the price increase means to the man on the street to these group of elitists.

The people who are truly affected by this price increase are those who pay for their petrol from their own pockets, like yours truly. Those whose fuel is paid for by their employers – be it corporate fat cats or senior government servants and ministers – the price increase is merely a concept. It means nothing to them. For they have petrol allowance, entertainment allowance, fucking parking allowance, travel allowance, all sort of allowance and yes.. you and me, the average joes on the street are paying for them.

They do not need to get stuck in the jam because they have ‘hell riders’ opening road for them. Damn I hate those ‘hell riders’, blasting their horns and waving you aside to give way to their bosses, comfortably sitting behind tinted glasses of their cars. They tell us to use the public transport, but are they really aware of the pathetic state of our public transportation? IF the contents of this email I received can be treated as facts, no wonder they are making no big fuss:

Slip Pendapatan Bulanan bagi Menteri Penuh Malaysia termasuk Ketua-Ketua Menteri:

1. Gaji Pokok RM18,000

2. Elaun Keraian RM10,500.00

3. Elaun Perumahan RM10,800.00

4. Elaun Wakil Rakyat RM10,650.00

5. Elaun parking RM 5,700.00

Jumlah pendapatan bulanan RM55,650.00 yang wajib diterima sama ada sakit atau tidak bekerja:-

Lain-lain kemudahan

1. Bercuti keluar negara sekali setahun terutama selepas persidangan Dewan Negara- semua perbelanjaan ditanggung oleh kerajaan termasuk tiket penerbangan, hotel, duit poket sebanyak RM50,000.00. Kalau tidak bercuti keluar negara seorang menteri boleh menuntut sebanyak RM50,000.00 tanpa resit.

2. Bil letrik percuma ditanggung oleh kerajaan Malaysia

3. Bil Air percuma ditanggung oleh kerajaan Malaysia

4. Bil telefon percuma ditanggung oleh kerajaan Malaysia

5. Peruntukan perkakasan dapor/perhiasan rumah dll boleh dituntut setahun sekali sebanyak RM40,000.00

6. Sebuah kereta Mercedes S320, di lengkapi dgn telefon bimbit,satu pemandu,minyak percuma.Kalau guna khidmat pemandu kementerian, dapatlah duit percuma.

7. Semua pemberian derma seperti kepada perkahwinan, kematian,atau pemberian kepada badan kebajikan kebajikan boleh dituntut.

8. Boleh mengadakan rumah terbuka setiap hari raya, segala perbelanjaan ditanggung oleh kerajaan. Kebiasaan Menteri menuntut sebanyak RM400,000.00

9. Setiap menteri biasanya tuntutan mereka sebanyak RM45,000.00 semua elaun perbelanjaan tidak termasuk elaun-elaun dalam slip pendapatan bulanan.

Slip Pendapatan Bulanan Bagi Timbalan Menteri ialah:-

1. Gaji Pokok RM15,000

2. Elaun Keraian RM9,500.00

3. Elaun Perumahan RM9,800.00

4. Elaun Wakil Rakyat RM10,650.00

5. Elaun parking RM 5,700.00

Jumlah pendapatan bulanan RM50,650.00 yang wajib terima samada sakit atau tidak hadir bertugas.

Dan Menteri:-

1. Pengerusi syarikat/lembaga jabatan kerajaan

2. Pengerusi syarikat swasta yg dilantik

3. Pedapatan dari syarikat persendirian seperti kontrak dan lain-lain

4. Pendapatan dari kroni-kroni peribadi

5. Saham yang diberi khas oleh kerajaan sebanyak 300,000 unit setiap masa.

6. Tidak termasuk dari pendapatan luar negara

7. Lain-lain sumber

Kata pemberi maklumat (penghantar emel tersebut) diatas adalah berdasarkan tangga gaji seorang menteri pada tahun 1999 dan pada pendapatnya terdapat sedikit sebanyak perubahan sehingga sekarang.

If Pak Lah and his cabinet is so sympathetic and concern about the rakyat, please – instead of giving empty words of sympathy, that you understand how difficult it must be, but we have to tighten our belts and change our already pathetic lifestyle, WHY DON’T the cabinet ministers all take a pay cut. It will definitely save the government some money, and sure at least it will show the rakyaat that you too are feeling the pain.. WALK THE TALK!

Pak Lah, TALK IS CHEAP…do the right thing – take the pay cut! DON’T TALK COCK!

MARI KITA UBAH CARA HIDUP BERSAMA-SAMA! That means, no playing with C4s, no orgy on the private yachts, no flying around on personal jets, no grand celebrations or lavish receptions for ministers, no fancy car plates for ministers, and tell your ministers to settle their car summonses (Ali Rustam once had 22 unpaid car summonses for his official cars and in 2002, it was reported high ranking officials from most of Malaysia’s 14 states have failed to settle more than 1,000 traffic summonses worth more than RM100,000)

ps: Mom called me and complained that price of rice has increased almost 200% since last 3 months. 😯

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34 Responses to “Ayat Power Giler!! Talk Is Cheap, Especially LANJIAO Talk..”

  1. cibol wrote on Jun 8, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    oh .. lan ciao indeed my fren .. lan ciao indeed .. ➡

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  2. rina wrote on Jun 8, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    haha.. haha.. that’s what the rakyat fail to understand? haha.. haha..

    sorry, couldn’t stop laughing..

    haha..

    better stop now..

    😆 😆 😆

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  3. Coral wrote on Jun 8, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    Why is it foul words in hokkien are the foulest of them all? And I dare to say this coz I’m a hokkien. Even foochow ones pale in comparison. Not that I use any of the “enriched vocabulary”. Hahaha…

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  4. bongkersz wrote on Jun 8, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    hahahaha! indeed..

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  5. angeles wrote on Jun 8, 2008 at 7:01 pm

    but but i like lc… not all.. but some… 😛 how now brown cow? ❓

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  6. Man-D wrote on Jun 8, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    Well, no matter what terms they are using, price increased or subsidy reduced…the effect is still on the rakyat lah…stupid gov! This is what you get when you still stick to the existing gov…Barang Naik! :vangry: :down:

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  7. Clare wrote on Jun 8, 2008 at 8:57 pm

    Change lifestyle change lifestyle 👿 Change the PM and his lan ciao cronies! Bo lan ciao!!!

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  8. melbie wrote on Jun 9, 2008 at 10:12 am

    Come in here visiting you early in the morning, got a lesson in foul language pula haha ..

    Walk the talk.. that’s what they have to try .. or maybe, let us all be politicians? You la bong, you try first .. hehehe .. then you can give them these language lesson too hehehe :up: you speak up for the rest of us!

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  9. Archie wrote on Jun 9, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    ya, lanciao tao!!! our Dick leader Paklah is totally useless. Lazy to talk about him jor zzzzzz

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  10. nono wrote on Jun 9, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    one word a day Lanciao
    saya suka hahaha! :up:

    LOL.. they are sO bijak playing with words. they’ve reduced the subsidy konon.. eh? memang pandai berkata2… memang lanciao.
    *oh saya seronok lagi* :$:

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  11. NoktahHitam wrote on Jun 9, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    Lanciau!.. even if I understand, I dont want to understand! I want the fucking pak lah to understand, 95% of RAKYAT are not millionaires.

    Cock the Talk. Talk Cock. When a Cock Talks. LCLY.

    By the way, where did you get those facts? It’s a sinful figure.

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  12. Any name wrote on Jun 9, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    Slip gaji Menteri Penuh:

    I’m refering to Item No. 8:
    “Boleh mengadakan rumah terbuka setiap hari raya, segala perbelanjaan ditanggung oleh kerajaan. Kebiasaan Menteri menuntut sebanyak RM400,000.00”

    Sense something wrong here? When u mentioned “setiap Hari Raya”, don’t u think that it’s a little bit unfair? “Hari Raya” specifically refering to Malay minister….. so this Item No. 8 is not included in the pay slip of Chinese/Indian/whatever minister-lah? As far as I’m concern, whatever is the ethinicty of the minister, basically he/she does have this item in his/her pay-slip. Please make ammendment wherever is necessary.

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  13. bongkersz wrote on Jun 9, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    I quoted the thing as it is, I never change anything, so it is not fair for me to change it as I wish. And if you notice, I said

    IF the contents of this email I received can be treated as facts, no wonder they are making no big fuss”

    IF 🙂

    Anyway, thanks for pointing that out, while I do agree with you it is unfair and may up to misinterpretation, then again, probably the word ‘hari raya’ in that sentence context should be read as ‘celebration day’ not as Hari Raya Aidilfitri or Hari Raya Aidiladha. Just how some people put it, Hari Raya Cina, Hari Raya India. I think that should be the meaning of the whole sentence. 🙂

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  14. bongkersz wrote on Jun 9, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    received it in my inbox bro. apparently the email has been going around for quite some time. don’t know if it is true, mind to verify it? 😀 guess Malaysia is not that transparent to list out the salaries and allowances our ministers get.

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  15. NoktahHitam wrote on Jun 9, 2008 at 7:04 pm

    These facts are not transparent. I’ve asked a PTD who works under PMO to provide me with these stats. Its not about bribing them, it’s the integrity..

    You see Pak Lah, your underlings are cleaning your ass. What have you done for them? Sell your nation and race?

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  16. NoktahHitam wrote on Jun 9, 2008 at 7:10 pm

    RM400,000?!@#$%^&*()

    I can feed 1,000 poor families for a year with that kind of money.

    Well, by Hari Raya, they probably meant festive season.

    And I think this is an invalid statement, there’s also a joke “Jumlah pendapatan bulanan RM50,650.00 yang wajib terima samada sakit atau tidak hadir bertugas.”

    Probably something to goof about. Im not defending the Gov here, but questionable facts is a big no-no.

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  17. NoktahHitam wrote on Jun 9, 2008 at 7:11 pm

    Mase utk click semua advertisment! Woho!

    (civil service & social obligation ni) Hahahaa

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  18. bongkersz wrote on Jun 9, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    jalankan lah tanggungjawab anda sebagai pengunjung setia!! 😉 😉 nyahahahaha!

    ps: my css ada kelam kabut ka dude? the border line.. 😀 readjust to accomodate that big ass advert at the side.. rotflmao! sell out.. sell out..

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  19. bongkersz wrote on Jun 9, 2008 at 7:38 pm

    yeah.. the figure a bit ‘bombastic’ to be believeable, borderline sarcastic if you read some of the lines.. 😐 😐 not facts yet, till somebody verify this.. for now it is just an IF 🙂 IF.. the above are true.. then 😯 😯

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  20. bongkersz wrote on Jun 9, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    share it if you manage to get the stats man 🙂 what’s there to hide anyway? they are civil servants, we have every right to know how they are paid using our money :up: :up:

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  21. bongkersz wrote on Jun 9, 2008 at 7:41 pm

    sah!! hari itu awak cakap suka banana saya.. sekarang, awak suka perkataan Lanciao. mencurigakan.. tapi takper nono.. memang lumrah alam, yang perempuan suka yang itu.. yang lelaki suka yang ini..

    *seronoknya membaca komen nono.. 😀 :D*

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  22. bongkersz wrote on Jun 9, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    come more often, more language lesson for you melbie 😛 hahahaha!

    walk the talk indeed hard.. i pun.. cakap sajer lebih 🙄 🙄

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  23. bongkersz wrote on Jun 9, 2008 at 7:53 pm

    you sure they bo lan ciao clare? lie down and.. nevermind, forget it. hahahahahaha! how’s life in sibu clare? good? 😀 kampua got increase price?

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  24. bongkersz wrote on Jun 9, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    haha! hmm… somehow, i think hakka and foochow foul words also on par with hokkien 😀 especially you know foochow people love to talk like everyone is deaf.. hahahahaha!

    enriched vocabulary? show us some 😛 😀 😀

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  25. bongkersz wrote on Jun 9, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    some? be more specific eh dear.. hahahhaa! how may i assist in that area ??? 😐

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  26. bongkersz wrote on Jun 9, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    for now, let’s just see if they do anything to help the rakyat to overcome this difficult time or continue to tell us ‘change your lifestyle..’ 🙄 🙄

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  27. bongkersz wrote on Jun 9, 2008 at 8:21 pm

    hahahahaha! lanciao tao sounds.. very macho suddenly.. kakakakakakaka!

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  28. bongkersz wrote on Jun 9, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    yes, we are that ‘dumb’ for them. 😕

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  29. Clare wrote on Jun 9, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    Macam tu juga the price of kampua. No need ask lah, you will be in Kuching very soon right?! Imagine the amount of kolo mee you can have, and sarawak laksa too 😀

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  30. angeles wrote on Jun 10, 2008 at 12:17 am

    ni sure ni yao pang wo ma? zhen de ma?? 👿

    LC = Lan Niao 😀

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  31. nono wrote on Jun 10, 2008 at 9:07 am

    mr. bong… saya mau geget telinga kamu! :vangry:

    uwaaaaa… 😮

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  32. bongkersz wrote on Jun 10, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    you into biting also? 😀 nono, you very kinky.. i like a lot.. 😛 do you into roleplay? ➡

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  33. nono wrote on Jun 10, 2008 at 10:48 pm

    hahaha.. role play? oh, i like it so much! LOL!

    viva la vida! much love from me muaks! ahhahahaahhaahhaha! hah, ambik ko.. :mrgreen:

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  34. Rano wrote on Jun 11, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    Semuanya nak kira subsidi ke?Macam lah rakyat Malaysia semua ‘LAPAQ’ dengan subsidi KERAJAAN.

    Satu bentuk penghinaan dari KERAJAAN Malaysia keatas RAKYAT.

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