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A leech & a cock!


Greetings people!

I just came back from the deep jungle of Limbang, deprived of mobile signal (damn you DiGi! What Widest Coverage!) and internet connection. I had fun plucking leeches from my legs, bitten by insects, traveling along the river and walking under the rain in the forest. I am clueless of what are the latest shits going around the world and especially in Malaysia but knowing the typical everyday stories we are stuffed with I guess I do not miss any of it.

Leech! This bugger left nasty marks on the skin after it sucked your blood. I had more photos, some pretty disgusting with bloods and mashed leeches. Nevermind. Anyway, I bumped  into bigger ‘leeches’ at Limbang town.  ROTFLMAO!!

I stayed at Purnama hotel when I reached Limbang on Tuesday. The next morning I went into the Penan village, near Long Adang which is about 4-5 hours drive from Limbang town using 4WD vehicle, battling the logging tracks. Spent 3 days inside there and back to the town on Saturday night. Just a short stay in the town and I managed to walk a bit around the area near the hotel I stayed. It seems Limbang is THE place to get cheap liquors and ciggaretes!! Well, because.. ehem you do not have to pay ‘sin’ tax there. Get me? A carton of Malboro is RM57, around 40% cheaper than market price. I got 2 cartons for a friend, and a friend of mine packed 4 bottles of liquor for himself. Dirt cheap.

Limbang town, taken from the hotel room

Lovely place eh?

Reminds me of Sarikei town haha!

Here are some random photos I took during the trip:

Save the rainforest, yor!

Taken from downstream of a logger’s camp.

Closer look at the stream

Had a short stay at Penan house

Baskets!

Limbang river – upstream

Fancy a swim?

Teh C Peng, free of charge

Our mode of transportation

COCK. Big. Red head. COCK.

Sorry Kongkay and Will Chua, I checked my mobile on Sunday night (after I manage to get a signal – 19 missed calls? LOL!) and found out you guys called me when I was away – well Will Chua told me it was for makan-makan, guess we need to rearrange that again eh?

STP was having fun in KK and he sms-ed me when I was at Miri airport, waiting for my 2.30pm flight to Kuching saying his flight would land in Miri around 2pm, probably we two can get together-gether again. ROTFLMAO! Too bad, I did not see any silhoutte of him and later when I checked his blog, he wrote this:

I’m back. After three failed attempts to land in Miri, stormy weather – the plane proceeded to Bintulu and then to Sibu. Landed 45 minutes later than scheduled! So scary!!!! LOL!!!

HAHA! Poor STP. Well lucky my flight left Miri airport just before the storm hit. Took some photos from the plane.

Take off..

Up and away!

Goodbye Limbang!

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36 Responses to “A leech & a cock!”

  1. SL wrote on Sep 9, 2008 at 11:52 am

    Damn, the place is nice and I looove the Penan house! The picture of the cock is nice too! 😛 By the way, can we have some pics of you plucking the leeches off your nice smooth legs? You lucky dawg. You mean the leeches only crawled onto yr legs and nowhere else? Damn those leeches! 😛

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  2. bongkersz wrote on Sep 9, 2008 at 11:56 am

    er.. if they did crawl to my balls and schlong then it would give a whole new meaning to balls sucking and fellatio no? 😀 😀

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  3. SL wrote on Sep 9, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    KINKY !! 😎

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  4. aeropama dot com wrote on Sep 9, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    if those leeches crawl into your ass 😯 owh its definitely a different story. i heard this story once in my father’s kampung. geli… :mrgreen:

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  5. angeles wrote on Sep 9, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    pemandangan indah! nampak sikit maciam brunei… 🙂

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  6. suituapui wrote on Sep 9, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    You did not buy any cigs for me??? Aiyor!!! I’m so hurt!!! Sob! Sob!…I would have paid you for it! Humph! Not enough friend like that!!!

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  7. bongkersz wrote on Sep 9, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    HAHA! I know you would say that when I was typing that!!! 😀 Well, order now, I can get it for you again 😛

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  8. bongkersz wrote on Sep 9, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    been to brunei eh?? 😛

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  9. LadyBird wrote on Sep 9, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    hei wait se-minute!!! the pics you took from the hotel room is the same view that i’ve seen during my last stay at purnama hotel early this year..could it be the same room? 😛

    nasib ko sik tido kat the haunted room.. 😆

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  10. bongkersz wrote on Sep 9, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    HAHA! I stayed at 3rd floor on Tuesday and 8th floor on Saturday night. Eh which one is the haunted room? I heard stories as well.. the guy told me the ghosts are on 3rd floor.. LOL!

    I was in Miri for a while :p Guess tak sempat want to pao you makan.. kakakaka! Lepak di airport only.. but lunch on Tuesday made a quick dash to town.. makan near this Mega Hotel area.

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  11. bongkersz wrote on Sep 9, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    Ala, cerita lintah/pacat masuk lubang jubur selalu aku dengar… entah betul tak.. HAHAHAHA! Ish!!

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  12. cc wrote on Sep 9, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    Ew…. the very sight of leech is enough to make my skin crawl.

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  13. aeropama dot com wrote on Sep 9, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    what i heard right now, somebody schlong instead of leech crawled into somebody ass…

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  14. suituapui wrote on Sep 9, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    Tak nak! Merujuk dah! Sampai hati…kawan karib diketepikan!!…Pout! Pout! LOL!!!

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  15. bongkersz wrote on Sep 9, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    It’s merajuk lah cikgu. Merujuk? No, we never marry each other, why need merujuk 😛

    HAHAHAHA! Eh, kawan karib should not encourage you to smoke 😛

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  16. BBT wrote on Sep 9, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    Limbang should be bigger than serikei :p

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  17. bongkersz wrote on Sep 9, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    Hoi! Yes, Limbang is bigger than Sarikei, but less developed than Sarikei. Nyahahahahaha!

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  18. |1f34|-|1r3 wrote on Sep 9, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    btol beb..cousin aku pon pernah “hampir masuk”..time tuh kitorang tangkap ikan kat sawah..xsure pacat or lintah…lama giler dh tuh…zaman kecik2 dulu..hehe :kiss:

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  19. cibol wrote on Sep 9, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    less developed means less spending, you save more money .. kaya la :up:

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  20. nono wrote on Sep 10, 2008 at 12:27 am

    hi bong! 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛

    ada jumpa azmi mahat? hahha 😛 😛 😛 😛 LOL

    oh, anyhoots, bukan sik boleh ka main cabut2 jak lintah cus klak your kaki akan berbekas? no?

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  21. nono wrote on Sep 10, 2008 at 12:29 am

    ewww.. in wonder what will happen if it manage to crawl inside the ass. awwwwww! yurk… geez!

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  22. nono wrote on Sep 10, 2008 at 12:29 am

    typo.. *i bukan in

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  23. |1f34|-|1r3 wrote on Sep 10, 2008 at 12:52 am

    which minds of another thing. last time time kt hospital masa aku patah tangan…ada girl kecik..ada pacat masuk dlm dia punya kemaluan…she was bleeding like hell…ni pasal kes dia main kt sungai gak ni…kesimpulan nyer..kalau pacat/lintah dapat masuk dalam badan ko…ko bleh bleed smp mati ! ❗

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  24. nono wrote on Sep 10, 2008 at 2:19 am

    😯 that is why i prefer beaches daripada sungai…

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  25. LadyBird wrote on Sep 10, 2008 at 8:17 am

    i stayed at the 3rd floor alone and i only get to know about the haunted room after i checked out yaakkkk..lucky nothing ‘visited’ me. 😛

    im not quite sure which floor is haunted but i was told by my colleague that her sis kenak kacau during her trip to limbang-biz trip. she was staying alone in a room and in the middle of the night, she felt something heavy pressing hard on her chest and when opened her eye, she saw a lady with long hair, white cloth was sitting on her chest and was ‘cekik’ her. she panicked and somehow had the strength to get up from the bed and knocked her colleague room who is just next to her room.

    the next day, she took a flight back to miri and never wanna go back to limbang again. it was told that a lady commit suicide in that room and her spirit still roaming around in that room.

    so you did explore miri for awhile. sempat ‘melabur’ kat miri ke sik? 😆 😆 anyway, will be going to the cat city next week and if you happen to be there, do give me a buzz ok. 😉

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  26. bongkersz wrote on Sep 10, 2008 at 9:18 am

    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: ko tolong cabut lintah tu bro? :up: yeah.. becareful of leeches.. of all kind!

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  27. bongkersz wrote on Sep 10, 2008 at 9:19 am

    sekda jumpa nya. no pun dah hilang. ko ada?

    memang berbekas, cabut or not. kedak lubang kecik.. very ugly.

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  28. bongkersz wrote on Sep 10, 2008 at 9:20 am

    yes bro, because the blood won’t coagulate/thicken so it will bleed profusely..

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  29. KNizam wrote on Sep 10, 2008 at 9:26 am

    wow ! tak pernah sampai lagi ke sarawak ni. nanti la cuti2 malaysia 2009. hehe :up:

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  30. |1f34|-|1r3 wrote on Sep 10, 2008 at 9:57 am

    aku xcabut…tp aku tlg gak la..tlg tgk…hehe..

    nasib baik abg cousin aku isap rokok time tuh..dgn pantas dia mendera natang alah tuh ngan rokok dia !

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  31. mar wrote on Sep 11, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    Ooo..back in Kch ah? Tot u still in Limbang then we’d just be separated by the border. LOL.

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  32. bongkersz wrote on Sep 12, 2008 at 8:34 am

    yeap back in Kch 🙂

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  33. alone wrote on Sep 13, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    ugh.. but as far as i know leech is good for treatment.. am I right?

    uh.. I’m not in Sarawak for a long time..

    I born in Miri at stayed there for 3 years and since then live in Peninsula until now.

    miss my birth place so much 🙁

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  34. Bengbeng wrote on Sep 13, 2008 at 10:12 pm

    superb pics. well done

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  35. melbie wrote on Sep 14, 2008 at 6:23 am

    Yuckkkkkkkkkkkkk!! Lintah! I’ll die of a heart attack if those leeches crawls on my skin!! Geli tahap dewa!!!

    Haiyo… haunted room… ilala Ladybird.. ngeri juga tu can see the ghost trying to strangle oneself like that… yaiiii!!! Bong, be careful.. next time don’t go to the 3rd floor.. manatau in your case bukan strangle leher.. hahaha … but at least, berteman juga tidur malam? 😛

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  36. nono wrote on Sep 14, 2008 at 9:55 pm

    hahah.. saja main2 la bong. 😛 😛

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