Archive for October, 2009

Sarah is back!

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 921 views

Reunited with my Sarah last Saturday after a month of her solitary confinement inside the workshop. I have been hounding their asses to finish the repair works fast. Insurance company already approved the claim, I need the car to shuttle my ass around town, especially going to work.

Life is no fun without own transport, especially when you’re staying at place where is a 20 mins drive from your working place, 10-15 mins from town, where all the fun is. So how I survived my one month period without Sarah?

Initially I made an arrangement with a friend, where I would send her to work in the morning before I go to work then pick her up on my way back home in the evening. Probably I thought it’s not so convenient for me (and her) to do that so I leased a motorcycle from another friend, used that for a while and found out the bike was performing pathetically to carry my heavy ass around. The sad grunts from its engine almost like pleading me to stop riding it further, so I did.

I went back to the first arrangement for few more days and then on the last week I asked another colleague whether he would kindly let me follow his chopper to-and-fro from office to my house, since he’s staying not very far from my place. Night outings were minimised during the period. I only went out when there were friends kind enough to come and fetch me hehe.

The insurance claim for the repair work is around RM8k+ and since I took back Sarah last Saturday, I’ve been visiting the workshop twice. Not happy. 1st visit was due to the annoying noise coming from the left tyre or bottom of the car I wasn’t sure, then the screeching sound from the timing belt area and the alarm lights on the front and rear not working. Turns out, some metal pipings under the car were too close and hitting each other, creating the annoying noise, the noise from the timing belt area was solved by putting more lubricant oil at the motor and well, the alarm lights was not installed properly.

Then this morning, the engine was overheated. I was driving to work when I felt hot air coming from the air conditioner vent and I looked at the temperature gauge, holy shiet it’s at MAX temperature. Twice while slowing down the car was about to die on me. Not again. When I stopped to check the water in the radiator, it was none. Evaporated into thin air, must be. Filled back the water, then brought the car to the workshop for the 2nd time of the week. Already twice this week I took some time off to visit the workshop.

Needless to say, my attendance and punctuality at work sucks. It’s not like I want it that way. Who wants to take emergency leave for fun? Who wants to take unpaid leave and get salary deduction and on top of that hearing remarks from your superior that you’re not giving enough commitment to your work.

I find it funny and quite unreasonable that even though in the past that I managed to complete the given tasks within allocated time with the limited information and resources, my KPI would be based more on my punctuality to arrive at work and my attendance. I always try stay back a little longer to top up the time whenever I am late to work.

Like I said, it would look bad on my record to come in late (5-10 mins late, come on! I never bitch about the time I stay back more than 5-10 mins) but not that I intended to do that. My absence from work was with reason, and hey I got my salary deductions for the unpaid leave, so it’s quite fair no? Need not to rub it it, implying I’m incompetent and all that. Show me my delivered works, not just focusing on trivial matters. End of the day, you just want the assigned work to be done no? And I did exactly that, so only that matters to me. It’s not like you’re paying top dollar. Ehe! Anyway when you’re a modern slave, boss is always right. *weak smile*

Sorry, I digress. After inspection and me showing not very happy face, found out the rubber hose connecting the radiator and the engine was loose, water was leaking from the joint. Fixed that and Sarah is all well for now. I hope. Please don’t make my life miserable again. I’ve had enough.

I would like to express my gratitude for the help that I received from my friends. I’m glad to have many good and caring friends and I wouldn’t trade anything for that. Hmm, on a second thought, well maybe I will. Make your offer. *grin* You guys rock my smelly socks!

ps: Why Sarah? Thet two of you with the name Sarah in my friends list, don’t perasan lah! I just love the sound of it. Say it. Say-rah. Num num num yum yum. :D

My Tweets (for last week ended on 2009-10-24)

Saturday, October 24th, 2009 881 views
  • Mirians! Who is going to the October Fest? ;) #fb #
  • Hmm.. possible. RT @ZainHD: Do you mean….genocide??!!!! ( :) ) RT @deviyati: "Eliminate all hardcore poverty by2010" wat?!?!?! #fb #
  • RT @staronline: #BudgetMY10: Updated story and highlights, links to full speech & appendices now available at http://bit.ly/2ZIQuG #fb #
  • People should be more critical of the Budget instead of just singing praises without adding anything. Only then we can learn. 1Bodek #fb #
  • Haha! RT @mahyuni: Najib shouts "Bersama api semangat Bagan Pinang!" Opposition MPs shouting "Rasuah" in response. Exciting! #budgetMY10 #fb #
  • Yo yo zz z z RT @sooncm – EPF – employees' contribution increased back to 11% on voluntary basis. From 1 Jan 2011 all will revert to 11% #fb #
  • RT @mahyuni: Saya sokong! RT:I propose that if sin tax increase is announced we all go drinking later. #budgetMY10 (via @davidalanbates) #fb #
  • If Pak Lah's budget we see many 'corridors', Najib's budget is an orgy of '1Malaysia'. Everything also must relate to 1Malaysia. Pening. #fb #
  • Malaysian Ah Longs Association ask members to use green paint in future to support 'green technology' & confuse enforcers. #fb #BudgetMY10 #
  • 'Special'? What kind of corruption? #BudgetMY09 – Set up 14 Special Corruption Sessions Courts & 4 Special Corruption Appeal High Courts #fb #
  • Better abolish!! RT @Khairykj: AP holder have to pay RM 10,000 per AP to government for Bumi entrepreneur fund. #fb #
  • Say no to plastic. (and botox) RT @Khairykj: RM 50/YEAR service charge on main credit card 25/year on supp cc to curb reckless spending. #fb #
  • #BudgetMY10 Clamp down on Ah Longs, red paint, name card sales forecasted to drop. #fb #
  • RT @geminianeyes: Agreed RT @mahyuni: Please tell me why we should spend money on making the MACC look good? Priorities FAIL #BudgetMY10 #fb #
  • Me too! Wrong priority. Sigh! RT @anthraxxxx: I do not need subsidies for my broadband.All I want is broadband that feels like broadband.#fb #
  • RT @limkitsiang: Budget 2010 – Service tax on Credit Cards – RM50/year on principal card RM25/year on each supplementary #
  • Campaigns to improve MACC's image? Don't need, just do job right, fair and without bias, enough. No need fancy campaigns.#BudgetMY10 #fb #
  • More whistles provided for whistleblowers. XD 14 more session courts for bribery cases. Whistleblower Act. #BudgetMY10 #fb #
  • More subsidies.. sigh. RT @TheNutGraph: Budget 2010: Govt to provide almost RM2 billion in subsidies & assistance 2 farmers & fisherfolk #fb #
  • Budget 2010 – Convert PTPTN loan to scholarships for students who graduate with first class honours degree or equivalent, beginning 2010 #fb #
  • Boleh buat duit ni. 1 netbook, RM20k lah XD RT @Khairykj Pakej netbook and broadband RM 50 per month untuk 100,000 pelajar universiti. #fb #
  • Cina? Melayu? Iban? Kadazan? Mesti sebut India ke? RT @Khairykj: Peruntukan tambahan untuk Tekun termasuk untuk pengusaha kecil India. #fb #
  • I don't get it. More subsidies BudgetMY10? Eg. Broadband subsidy. Why? Ask providers to lower rate, cannot? Find ways to improve service #fb #
  • I don't get it. More subsidies? Eg. Broadband subsidy. Why? Ask providers to lower rate, cannot? Then find ways to improve service. #fb #
  • Question: All the billions allocated for the #BudgetMY10, any idea coming from where? The 'corridors' yet to complete leh.. how? #fb #
  • More jobs for me yeah! :) RT @limkitsiang: Budget 2010 – Construction industry : RM4.7 bil for road & bridge projects #
  • RT @mahyuni: Break from #BudgetMY10 Ong and Samy create new party: Liberated Assoc. of National Chinese-Indian Alliance Union (LANCIAU) #
  • RM6b for 'pertanian…etc rantaian bekalan industri lembu'. – More cows available for protests and demos ;) (Read between the lines mah) #fb #
  • Budget 2010: Focus on multiple penetrations. *grins*. #fb #
  • Wah, so many 'new ideas' and 'plans' for Budget 2010. Reminds me of Pak Lah's budget. Janji biar sikit, buat buat banyak ;) #
  • RT @fahmi_fadzil: Judge Azhaniz Teh (ex PKR ADUN graft case) 2 & @tianchua case (MohdFaizi CheAbu) promoted 4 good job http://bit.ly/IXmDC #
  • ad: Weekly Offer On A Select Group of 12 Shirts For $12 Each. http://is.gd/4×5W5 #
  • Juicy ;) Magistrate in Tian Chua's case – Mohd. Faizi Bin Che Abu promoted early of this month! Coincidence, LAH! http://bit.ly/IXmDC #fb #
  • Check the last name ;) http://bit.ly/IXmDC @5xmom @fahmi_fadzil #
  • Wadafak? Kopi Janda? Adalah Kopi Duda lepas ni. http://bit.ly/3WBHBw (via @ohtweet) #
  • PAS is going to have EGM too. I hope we're not going to see er.. Anwar doing a Najib? EGM then make up, hold hands.. (ROTFLMAO!) @5xmom #
  • Why Ronnie Liu said this lol.. "Liu said he was “happy” with the interrogation" Happy yay! XD #
  • Ronnie Liu took up kungfu classes to prepare for MACC interrogation. Also spotted buying 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' dvd for reference. #
  • Heheh! RT @carribeanking7: @bongkersz Sensei Ronnie Liu insisted that interview be done at ground level lobby. #
  • Breaking news: Selangor exco Ronnie Liu survived MACC interrogation after MACC officers too scared to look him in the face. Too fierce. #
  • Delicious! @junw3n @ndru @JeremyR0y RT @finafedora: RT @acaPAWN7: Nokia N900 Unboxing Pictures http://bit.ly/MYSoh | i want that ! =D #
  • It's Friday. Let's hear some laughters! http://bit.ly/12Sqhy #
  • You know Khidmat Negara is crap because the 'camouflage' uniform is in BLUE, WHITE and GRAY. Cannot fight in the jungle. Epic FAIL. #fb #
  • RT @Asohan: No further action on LingamGate, but … MACC quizzes Selangor exco member Ronnie Liu http://bit.ly/3kbqiy #
  • RT @rezasalleh: RT @tm_insider: Weak reasons for dropping Lingam case http://bit.ly/30PcmX #
  • Lingam is such a Linkun. (inside joke, thank Myee :P ). #fb #
  • #FF XX Chromosomes @geminianeyes @Ameides @radianceleong @icednyior @rararawr @princess_YEN @nazra @danstrich @Emi_Mel @Amy_Angelz @mllyssa #
  • Hehe, I love this.. how The Star put it in inverted commas: Ong and Chua set aside differences for ‘sake of party’ http://bit.ly/2k0Yqg #
  • I know these people in real life ;) @carribeanking7 @noktahhitam @d_sticks @kai_en @engineered_miri @QizQiz @aerdna13 #FF #
  • Bless these awesome people with multiple, mind blowing orgasms: @kavilan @junw3n @ckgord @d_sticks @thelaughinggas @stephendoss @danielyc #
  • Toilet jokes. RT @Asohan: RT @msiakini Bandwidth turning M'sia from ICT jewel to joke http://bit.ly/IliaW #
  • #FF @geminianeyes @timmysay @lightyoruichi @absolutfeli @kruel74 @knizam94 @interaliase @Stan_Up @Chez_Isham @Asohan @stephendoss @auzani #
  • #FF@mllyssa @kai_en @d_sticks @ndru @fahmi_fadzil @kushairi @kavilan @thelaughinggas @junw3n @ckgord @engineered_miri @dropsofjupiter #
  • Magistrate Mohd Faizi Che Abu 'justice': Assaulting wife, RM700 fine. Biting with no biting evidence: 6 months jail, RM3,000 fine. #fb #
  • It's another coincidence that Magistrate that sentenced Tian Chua to 6 months jail and RM3k fine was promoted early of this month ;) #fb #
  • It's war! XD RT @AAS: Nokia sues Apple for infringement of UTMS, GSM and WLAN patents http://bit.ly/1lAdWo #
  • It's October Fest in Miri starting 4pm at Eastwood Valley people! Grab your beer and toast!! #fb #
  • Lil Wayne, Lil Jon, Lil Sean, Lil Kim, Lil Isa. *grins* #random #fb #
  • Morning peeps! Have a great Friday yay! I have quite a 'reputation' now. LOL! http://www.thewhuffiebank.org/100/33/reputation/malaysia #fb #
  • Woot! RT @rhodateo: @bongkersz ur no32 in malaysia tweet check it out!!!!Congrats!! http://www.thewhuffiebank.org/100/33/reputation/malaysia #
  • http://twitpic.com/mge1z – Under attack! Aaaaaa! #fb #
  • I love this lol. HAHAHA! http://bit.ly/3S5CCs #fb #
  • Dear tweeples ;) Feel So Numb – http://bit.ly/12aznF @dropsofjupiter @kavilan @thelaughinggas @syahredzan #
  • 1Tahi, 1Sampah, 1Jamban, 1Korup. RT @kavilan: 1Berak, 1Bodoh, 1Goblok, 1Rasuah, 1Penipu, 1Kejam, 1Drama, 1Habuk Pun Tarak #
  • 1 container. 3 consultants engaged to 'analyse and check'. Countless revisions. Mahai, that's MNC efficiency? Bull. Tired of repetitive shit #
  • MARA terus diUMNOkan. RT @iamarunaholic: "UMNO terus MARA…" #
  • Seems like Osman Jailu and Jamaluddin (PKR frogs in Perak) are having a good trial. Star witness changed his story. Justice 1Malaysia style. #
  • In Malaysia, everyone can be a clairvoyant especially when it comes to politics and dispensing justice ;) We see it coming! #
  • How about Perak debacle? Court can decide? Niamah! RT @staronline: Gobind ban: Dewan move cannot be challenged in court http://bit.ly/bJ7SI #
  • I hope karma bites the corrupt judge bad for his perversion of justice. ;) http://bit.ly/RJukh #fb #
  • “Although the video recording did not show the biting, I believe it did" Watch video – http://bit.ly/HZ5YM Any biting incident? #fb #
  • Pantun Khamis: Hamsor Katik wanita singa, Bulat gedempol banyak makan gula, Muka botoxed expresi tiada, Pontianak malam lagi bergaya. #fb #
  • Puke! Double puke! Barf! Ptui ptui! Party's sake? My ass. RT @msiakini: Ong, Chua bury hatchet for party's sake http://bit.ly/4rGq3M #
  • October Fest in Miri tomorrow! Cool! No overzealous mullahs, constipated moral guardians here ;) #fb #
  • 'Why no open tender for submarines?' http://bit.ly/2b20SJ [Buggers never heard of 'internet' is it? Protect what 'defence secrets?'] #fb #
  • RT @timmysay: MCA – Malaysia Clowns Association. [Like in circus for a show!] #
  • Omaigoat! Shameless! That's MCA! "Ong &Chua agree to work to unite party, will ask sec-gen to review call for EGM" http://bit.ly/1mbbVg #fb #
  • RT @syahredzan: Spore laughing at us… Tq MARA! RT @stcom: Would you pay RM42,320 (S$17,424) for an Acer Aspire laptop? http://is.gd/4vfbf #
  • I need to shave my head too if she does :P RT @stephendoss: @bongkersz I am still waiting for THE news (hamsoR goes bald for 1Malaysia) #
  • Malaysian Oscar nominees – Ong Tee Keat and Chua Soi Lek http://bit.ly/2jiqwk #
  • Wadafak!!!!! Why today so many ridiculous news today? Bite but no biting evidence, Lingam gets scots-free, MCA EGM just a big drama. #fb #
  • "Ong akan mengekalkan jawatan presiden, manakala Chua kembali menjadi menyandang jawatan timbalan presiden. " #&*!@**^&!^6$! #fb #
  • Apa ni? Apa guna ada EGM? Lame PM: Ong #1, Chua #2 Hoi!! Wasting time, paper space, media slots and bandwidth.#fb #
  • Hamsor alert! RT @feistyflo: Big Hair 1st Lady caught in the act of buffoonary! RT @AudraRoslani: http://bit.ly/2fgn6t #fb #
  • Sin Chew:: Chinese community urgently needs right now is high-calibre and farsighted leadership [Bodoh, wake up lah Cinapeks] #fb #
  • "The reason 4 the higher price was to speed up the process of obtaining the supplies" An extra RM35k is needed to 'speed up the process' #fb #
  • Boleh letup, boleh korek korek korek, boleh tipu, tak boleh gigit. Anda akan didakwa. #fb #
  • Boleh korek korek korek tak boleh gigit RT @kavilan: 1Malaysia – Kawasan Larangan Gigit #fb #
  • RT @syahredzan: The sentence sounds like the guy bit the police officer's arm off. Look for cop with one arm everyone! #
  • RT @5xmom: RT @tianchua: Sentence 6mths imprisonmt & RM3k fine. Judge sed tis is enuf 2 send strong signal 2 public. Vengeful judgement! #fb #
  • Malaysians are bunch of idiots. (wrote this back then, still relevant I think) – http://bit.ly/VtJQJ #fb #
  • Malaysians are bunch of idiots. (wrote this back then, still relevant I think) – http://bit.ly/VtJQJ 3fb #
  • How can be guilty of biting when no prove of biting took place? Our judicial system so fucked up!!! #fb #
  • Tian Chua will lose his MP seat if he's found guilty, no? If sentenced > 1 year jail or > RM2000 fine. http://bit.ly/2WObot #fb #
  • Eat that Malaysians!! @lansulaimann: Bandwidth price in Malaysia: 3x higher than HK, 7x higher than S'pore, 10x higher than US. #fb #
  • Mun nyaman barang makan ya, mesti dipadah ada engkah aik spender. Klak ku order 'tambah lebih aik spender, nyaman kit' #fb #
  • It's a fossil! RT @kavilan: Breaking news! Ancient civilization dating back to 3000BC found deep inside Hamsor's hair. Experts baffled. #
  • Just called workshop. Car will be ready this Saturday! Wheeeeeeeee! Ailapyu Sarah! #
  • Azmi Anshar again ;) RT @geminianeyes: Screw U Msians who want a better Msia! We'll just import those who like us: http://is.gd/4uTSO #fb #
  • Excellent my ass. RT: @1malaysia: Whether you feel safe or not, the government deems that IGP Musa Hassan has done an ‘excellent’ job. #fb #
  • How nice? Coincidence aplenty! Appeal for suit against Apanama struck out bcoz application not in BM. Then Lingam is free. All is fine. #fb #
  • RT @Aisehman: 1BigAssCoverup: Lingam case closed http://bit.ly/4cCGoo Dibawah "pimp"-inan @NajibRazak, semua settle. UMNOs changed? NAH! #fb #
  • Why the fuck we need Royal Commission when its recommendations are not heeded? Same old story. IPCMC, Lingam. #fb #
  • RT @kruel74: How does it feel Msians to wake up to a country which let the guilty scots-free after a royal commission implicates them? #fb #
  • To all the Kristy(s) out there, are you doing okay? :P http://bit.ly/GcM4H #fb #
  • Coffee never taste so good. #fb #
  • Good day mortals. RT @victorliew: Morning! @auzani @stephendoss @carribeanking7 @ibdil @nxa0004 @ckgord @syahredzan @timmysay #
  • ad: Weekly Offer On A Select Group of 12 Shirts For $12 Each. http://is.gd/4uJcf #
  • I love Papadom the movie! <3 <3 #fb #
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! #fb #
  • Vanidah Imran <3 <3 #fb #
  • is watching Papadom. Liyana Jasmay <3 <3 #fb #
  • RT@netraKL: Oh,like Bung? Zul Noordin? Rempits? Rela?RT@staronline: Malaysian wild animals to be filmed for American TV http://bit.ly/4zGA04 #
  • Ya. Just like that. Crap RT @lightyoruichi: Ministry directs SKMM to investigate, but no details on action http://tinyurl.com/yl4hb4u #fb #
  • 1Malaysia invading my mobile inbox! Thank you Celcom. #1Malaysia #
  • Thai 1 – 0 Malaysia. Dr Porntip says "In my work I have to care for the rights of the dead." #fb #
  • Definition of political whore – Ibrahim Ali. (No offense to the whores). #
  • Would they allow it? ;) RT @TriciaYeoh: Dr porntip is prepared to conduct a 2nd post mortem on TBH if required to do so. #
  • RT @TriciaYeoh: Dr porntip:"I dnt know ths was a political case until the thai ambassador told me abt it." She was helping whr she cud help. #
  • UtusanMeloya: Dr. PornT no do postmortem no see crime scene, no appropriate form opinion – Tan @carribeanking7 @anthraxxxx #
  • Eh near my house lah. RT @timmysay: The Miri training institute (ILP) paid nearly 3,000 per cent more for a RM990 pole platform. :Tony Pua #
  • Oi @Lukanisman Awang Sauni baca tok lok :P http://bit.ly/2NMbpD #fb #
  • Re: RM84,640 for 2 laptops. Heard employees of this MNC company in Miri can claim ridiculously like, OT 8 hours (but working hours 8 hours?) #
  • Business idea: Supply 'crowd' for ceramah, rallies, events. Mostly boring 'gomen' events lah. Like 1Malaysia gathering. Lucrative. #fb #
  • Shoot the idiots. Repeatedly please. RT @mkini_en: Mara paid RM84,640 for two laptops costing RM9,000 http://bit.ly/3QdLRh #fb #
  • Msian Politics FTW! RT @anthraxxxx: Conspiracy theories, sex scandals, action packed, comedy, melodramas. Malaysian politics have it all #fb #
  • Cipet. RT @nxa0004: Sporeans can expect 2 hv ultra high-speed broadband connectivity of up 2 1Gbps in 95% of homes and offices by Dec 2012 #
  • Holy cow RT @d_sticks: 50k people attended the 1Malaysia shit in Ipoh, amazing, considering the fact the stadium can only take a max of 30k. #
  • Welcome back Nazri! Share more of your jokes! We miss you much! Yes, it's a trend to report MACC for abuse. #fb #
  • We go shopping in Nokia Ovi Store. HAHAHAHA! http://bit.ly/UoMAH #fb #
  • Sad. RT @Asohan: Ah, a 'religious' role model RT @staronline JAIS clerk in graft trial http://bit.ly/3dmP0J #
  • I just unfollowed @RosmahMansor ;) This is my 10,000th tweet. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! #
  • From the news I read, I have concluded.. Malaysians especially those walking in the corridors of power love anal sex. #fb #
  • 2 more tweets (after this tweet) to reach 10,000! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! #
  • I see many 'I just followed' tweets. For my 10,000 tweet, I'm going to tweet 'I just unfollowed'. XD #
  • He he he RT @NileshBabu: With N900, Nokia Still Not Close to the iPhone http://bit.ly/hNpG6 @junw3n @ndru #
  • Dr Porn-T says, Rosmah's hair is 20pc biodegradable and 80pc solid. #fb #
  • Embracing the culture of mediocrity. Hail the incompetents! RT @geminianeyes: http://is.gd/4tkH3 and http://is.gd/4tljs #
  • LOL! "I checked into rehab today to beat my gadget addiction. I have been clean for six hours…until I typed this comment." #
  • Guilty as charged. How about you? RT @mllyssa: Are we becoming a gadget addicted generation? http://tr.im/CuFe #
  • Make sure your boss contributes to your EPF. Check your EPF statement regularly. http://bit.ly/1NpP3l #fb #
  • Need not an expert to tell us that. INQUEST – Dr Pornthip says Teoh's death is 80pct homicide & 20pct suicide." (via @insider_latest) #fb #
  • I missed out on my 1,000th, 5000th tweet. This coming 10,000th tweet must be special. What it should be eh???? #fb #
  • 45 tweets to 10,000 tweets. Holy shiet, wadafak I tweeted????? #
  • I got zero broadband coverage at my housing area for the past 2 days. Thank you Celcom, I got to do better things than tweeting #fb #
  • guilty pleasures are addictive. #
  • 8.03am – Greeting tweeples. #
  • ad: Weekly Offer On A Select Group of 12 Shirts For $12 Each. http://is.gd/4sm9m #
  • RT @CincauHangus: RT @spinzer: Love this, from @ZainHD.com: "I went on diet. In two weeks I lost 14 days." ~ Tim Maia #
  • Make some noise, muthafuckas! http://bit.ly/HiiHR #
  • Great piece! RT @mahyuni: My Malaysiakini piece on the Sept 16 holiday is up! Thanks to the peeps who contributed! http://bit.ly/1T9ob0 #
  • RT @mahyuni: Kill me now. DiGi is now asking subscribers 'how to improve national unity according to the 1Malaysia spirit?" Lapdog, much? #
  • Layan Tiesto lah. #
  • OTK, lu memang hebat. HAHAHAHA! #fb #
  • Attack of the camel toes! XD XD #fb #
  • Wuarghh! RT @joshlim: She's 35-24-35 enjoys 'skin dipping',Hokkien..dream partner is Anwar Ibrahim.Wow! :) http://bit.ly/2o2VBW #
  • "personal assurance from the government that there will be no terrorists threats or attacks" – yeah, we can gaze into crystal balls.. #
  • If you think these girls dressed sexier and more skimpy than Beyonce, please RT :P http://bit.ly/4zq10j #
  • To be honest.. these girls are sexier than Beyonce. But Ahmad Zahid Hamidi was fine with that ;) http://bit.ly/4zq10j http://bit.ly/3Q1fYq #
  • Added all that I know in Twitter already ;) RT @victorliew: BTW @icednyior also on… #
  • Apu, nadai guna mat PKR ba Sarawak. RT @mysarawak: Gabriel Adit sarak enggau PKR: http://bit.ly/4AhfUf #fb #
  • Stupid. Extremely stupid. RT @timmysay: PAS wants to challenge Isa's result. [Harrrr????? Stop being farnee lar..] http://bit.ly/1Lnx7r #fb #
  • Huh really??? RT @MyXpaX: Blackberry Curve 8520 now at Rm588 ? – postpaid http://is.gd/4rVGK #
  • Selamat iman. RT @Khairykj: RT @HasbullahROY: PAS Youth Chief thanked the Govt for heeding its call to keep Beyonce from performing in Msia. #
  • RT @mashable: Blogging Faceoff: Wordpress vs. Typepad – http://bit.ly/1TV1aO #
  • RT @smashpop: J1CK.Tweet. A Twitter app for all phones http://retwt.me/1a435 #
  • RT @mashable: ALERT: Twitter Bug Exposes Private Tweets – http://bit.ly/1WAHXL #
  • RT: @juanajaafar: : today in 1947, Malaysia saw a nationwide Hartal. today in 2009, we complain a lot and well … that's about it. #
  • Bail out!! Again! RT @edgemy: The gov't may have to bear part of RM1.14b loss in the double-tracking project http://u.nu/87dk3 #fb #
  • RT @smileybi: wat do you think abt live tweeting 8 YES2009 with Biz Stone in KL?! http://bit.ly/4DvS27 #followseachange #
  • RT @JoErnie: "One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors." – Plato #fb #
  • RT @geminianeyes: Something to ponder: http://is.gd/4rHM6 #
  • Got a phishing email from 'Maybank2u'. I hope no suckers out there too dumb to figure out it's a fake. Be alert, people! #fb #
  • Going to break my sabbatical.. because 140 characters is not enough.. :P #
  • Ohayo gozaimas, Miyabi lovers :P :P :P @auzani @nxa0004 @stephendoss #
  • Good morning! Have a sexy day people.. ;) #fb #
  • Selamat pagi dan salam mesra! :P @interaliase @kushairi @wj_lee #
  • Good night peeps. Hope I dream of Beyonce frolicking with Maria Ozawa tonight. Yeah! #fb #
  • & stay away if she's bad 4 UR faith RT @syahredzan: So in the end, my view is- Beyonce can come here & shake her derrière all she wants. #
  • We are selling feelings, not truths. #
  • How many more EGMs MCA needs? How ridiculous and lame this thirst for power drama is.. #fb #
  • Hokkien chicks FTW! RT @anthraxxxx: @bongkersz ah yes, thankfully d hokkien chicks are eye candy :P #fb #
  • You mean US. XD RT @ckgord: Beyonce is planning to hangout with me. That's why postponed the concert. #fb #
  • This is hilarious!. 'postponed but can get your money back now if you want'. Hahahaha! #fb #
  • Taiwan Hokkien dramas so long winded. I salute those who have patience to follow the stories. #fb #
  • Nobody wants to buy concert tickets nowadays.. always get postponed, banned and shats… #fb #
  • RT @saiwanstar: BEYONCE-Yup its officially postponed2 a "future date"promoter says its due2 da artiste. In other word she ain't coming again #
  • Ok, Beyonce's concert is postponed, not cancelled. Postponed till that 'she' finds ways to compete against Beyonce :P Hair, boobs.. etc. #fb #
  • I think I know why Beyonce's concert is cancelled. (Confirmed eh?) Because someone's jealous of her big hair XD. Feeling threatened. #fb #
  • I don't get the dance moves in She Wolf. Erk. My initial reaction was Wadafak? After watching it again, still Wadafak.. #fb #
  • RT @victorliew: Dr M tells Malays 2 reject borderless world http://bit.ly/fQ6zD SGD1 = RM1 when he came 2 power & SGD1= RM2 when he left #fb #
  • Malaysia is a country that thrives on hypocrisy. *puke* Oh no, I'm not leaving ;) #fb #
  • RT @geminianeyes: This implies 2 me tat the MACC R pigs: http://is.gd/4qvWa Men & women cannot be friends & stay in same house ka? MCPs! #fb #
  • ad: Weekly Offer On A Select Group of 12 Shirts For $12 Each. http://is.gd/4qvSw #
  • From Streamyx to Celcom, Digi, Maxis.. you name it, all busy introducing new packages to attract new customers. But service sucks. #fb #
  • Let's laugh together. Ha! Ha! Ha! RT @leslielau: Dr M has a laugh over Najib’s Malaysia Day holiday http://bit.ly/aUHGn #fb #
  • Service providers in Malaysia more concerned on expanding customer base than improving their service and keep their old customers happy. #fb #
  • Hypocrite! RT @geminianeyes: Dear Najib, we are not even safe in our own homes… http://is.gd/4qr39 BS! #
  • Not sure if you guys notice.. Hamsor sports a new hairstyle lately. Less volume. Slightly smaller hair. Maybe she reads.. lol #fb #
  • No to Beyonce, yes to Pearl Jam! :P #fb #
  • No doubt, but not mainstream RT @anthraxxxx: @bongkersz please, our MACC (Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians) are way funnier :P #fb #
  • I mean Senario, the most loved slapstick entertainers by Malaysians. *puke* #fb #
  • Nobody is going to do concert in Malaysia anymore lah! You guys can watch Scenario.. kthxbai.. #fb #
  • *big grin* lol RT @lightyoruichi: I wish mine does. @woofe @tehwateva: My girlfriend got addicted to cleaning my room *YES* #
  • Thanks but give E.Msia more $ better RT @NajibRazak U would know by now tat I announced Malaysia Day as a public holiday beginning 2010 #fb #
  • Hello #fb #
  • ad: Weekly Offer On A Select Group of 12 Shirts For $12 Each. http://is.gd/4oPM5 #
  • Afternoon all! @thelaughinggas @stephendoss @victorliew @plenteh @auzani @chowpong @kushairi @timmysay @syahredzan #
  • I'm alive. #
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Justice, Malaysian style & Congrats Magistrate Mohd Faizi bin Che Abu for the promotion! ;)

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 858 views

Who is Mohd. Faizi Bin Che Abu? He’s quite a celebrity judge I think.

1. He’s the Magistrate who sentenced Batu MP and PKR strategic director Chua Tian Chang, aka Tian Chua to six months’ jail and a fine of RM3,000 for biting a police constable’s arm like biting sugarcane.

Reality bites for Tian Chua

By LISA GOH

KUALA LUMPUR: Batu MP Chua Tian Chang, aka Tian Chua, was convicted yesterday of causing hurt to a police constable and stopping him from discharging his duty two years ago.

Magistrate Mohd Faizi Che Abu sentenced Tian Chua to six months’ jail and a fine of RM3,000 but granted him a stay of execution pending his appeal to the High Court.

If the sentence is upheld, he could be disqualified as an MP.

2. He’s also the Magistrate who sentenced Actress Noniswara’s husband to RM700 fine for assault.

Assaulting Ex-Wife, Actress Noniswara’s Husband Fined RM700

KUALA LUMPUR, Sept 28 (Bernama) — Telecommunications company U Mobile chairman Datuk Rosman Ridzuan, who is the husband of actress Noniswara Baharudin, was fined RM700 by the Magistrate’s Court here Monday after he pleaded guilty to having assaulted his ex-wife, Azura Ibrahim, four years ago.

Magistrate Mohd Faizi Che Abu also ordered that Rosman be jailed a week if he failed to pay the fine.

See the consistency of judgement? Same crime – assault, but different sentences meted Well, I know don’t which one is more serious, hitting a woman or biting  a cop for punching you. Oh? Cannot self defence eh? ;)

3. He was the Coroner for Actress Sujatha’s ’suicide’ case too. He ruled that Actress Sujatha committed suicide and there was no foul play involved.

Actress Sujatha committed suicide: Coroner (Update)

Coroner: “The reason for her suicidal act was cremated together with her.”

KUALA LUMPUR: Actress Sujatha committed suicide and there was no foul play, coroner Mohd Faizi Che Abu ruled Tuesday.

In his findings, coroner Mohd Faizi Che Abu held that “the reason for her suicidal act was cremated together with her.”

He said he had been deprived of obtaining medical certainty as to whether the deceased had taken paraquat because her urine samples were missing and no post-mortem was conducted on her.

He must be doing a damn good job as a judge for he was recently promoted. Good job My Lord ;)

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I would like to congratulate another judge, it is Judge Azhaniz Teh Azman Teh for getting a promotion as well. Who is he? Oh, he’s the judge for the case involving two ex-PKR assemblyman turned BN friendly independents – Jamaluddin Mohd Radzi (Behrang), Mohd Osman Mohd Jailu (Changkat Jering).

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You want more examples? This is not something new, it has happened in the past.

Well,  Gani Patail was a senior deputy public prosecutor when he was handling Anwar’s Sodomy I case. Now he is the Attorney General. Musa Hassan was a senior assistant commissioner and one of his glorious moment was when he carried the semen-stained mattress to court in Sodomy I and now he is the Inspector-General of Police.

Not forgetting Augustine Paul, a very ‘relevant’ judge. Augustine Paul was a lowly judicial commissioner in the Sessions Court before he was promoted to High Court judge a week before Anwar’s Sodomy I trial. He is a Federal Court judge now and surprise!! He was the judge who in his trademark of verbose and unintelligible judgement ruled that Perak Assembly Speaker V Sivakumar does not have the power to suspend Mentri Besar Datuk Zambry Abd Kadir and six state executive council members from attending the assembly – Perak state assembly fiasco.

Lesson of the the many ’stories’ above? Just do a good job you are tasked with and you’ll get rewarded handsomely. That’s meritocracy, what you think I am implying huh? I am happy for Malaysia, at least we do uphold meritocracy when it is necessary.

Of Beyonce, Siti Nurhaliza, Fella-doing-a-Horatio and Cunning-linguist?

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 1,690 views

Absurdadj. utterly or obviously senseless, illogical, or untrue; contrary to all reason or common sense; laughably foolish or false

It is absurd that we have Malaysians dressing up as sexy or even sexier than Beyonce walking in the streets but we want to impose dress code for Beyonce to perform in Malaysia.

It is absurd that compromise means we are expected to get lesser deal, a watered down version of Beyonce. Instead of Beyonce as Beyonce, you have Beyonce dressing up as Siti Nurhaliza. Or is it Siti Nurhaliza playing Beyonce? I’m confused.

Compromise is a must for we are living in a diverse, complicated and overly sensitised society. But in my opinion, compromise should be made among parties who have disputes over a deal, not the deal itself. The original deal must be remained unchanged. The trick here is to let people to be free to make their informed choice, based on their level of acceptance, cultural and religious beliefs, sensitivities whatever.

The right decision is to let Beyonce performs as Beyonce as long as she is not breaking the laws and as far as I know, dressing provocatively, being sexy and shaking your booty is not a crime in this country, yet.

So, spare the moral teachings, cultural sensitivities and your creative definitions of ‘provocative’ and ’sexy’ to yourself  because those things are subjective. It is ridiculous and unwise to impose something which is subjective in nature, for many of us do not share the same set of beliefs.

As for the conservatives – allow me to call them the anal retentive bunch (only in my worthless opinion) –  they are free to make their voices heard and let them preach to their supporters or convert non believers. They should stay away from the concert together with those who believe in their cause but shouldn’t disrupt the concert itself from going on. They can boycott the concert by all means, just let people choose freely whether to join them or not.

As for those who bend on enjoying their worldly pleasures – the hedonistic hell seekers (again, only in my worthless opinion) – they are free to enjoy the performance by the sexy, provocatively dressed, booty shaking Beyonce. No judgement should be made against them for going to the concert, because it’s their own choice to make. It is interesting to note, personal choice is becoming extinct in this country.

By this arrangement, the anal retentive bunch will be happy because they are allowed to voice out their displeasures over the act and together with their followers staying away from this unhealthy distraction and getting their faith intact. The hedonistic hell seekers also happy because they are closer to hell now. Beyonce is happy because she doesn’t have to dress up like Siti Nurhaliza. Everyone is happy, isn’t that what we want?

You know what else is absurd in this country? It is a crime to have fellatio but somehow it is not to have cunnilingus. Read on Section 377A of the Penal Code. Wait, fellatio what? Fella doing a Horatio? Cunnilingus what? Cunning-linguist? Well, fellatio – blowjob. Cunnilingus – dining at the V. Still don’t get it?

Blowjob – The stimulation of the penis using the lips, tongue and inside of the mouth, either as a prelude to further sexual activity or as a means of inducing orgasm and ejaculation directly. Dining at the V – an antonym of blowjob, in this case the act of oral stimulation is performed on the clitoris or vulva of the female.

I am sorry, I may have shaken your faith there with my overly detailed descriptions but I already tried my best to make it sounds as scientific and boring as it can be. Stop imagining things now! *snapping fingers*

Welcome to Malaysia, where absurdity is overrated.

ps: I don’t quite get the crotch hugging swimsuit ‘dress’ that many female artists wearing to perform lately. You guys sure have noticed Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Shakira, Beyonce, Madonna wearing it.

Fugly piece of clothing. Too much focus on the camel toe, erk. Especially when these women move in a BIG way. *shudders*

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