Warning: Not suitable read for virgins and morally righteous assholes.
This is going to be one super long bitchy, incoherent, vulgar (expetives alert) and random ranting post.
Fuck scumbag politicians. Most are busy slugging each other out for their own benefits and care shit about the people. The frogs want to jump, let them be. And please, don’t take in recycled, disgruntled, out of rank politicians? Fuck it, if PR is going to take Chua Soi Lek in, I’m going to make so much noise you’ll beg me to make you go deaf.
Fuck religious bigots and self appointed morally retarded guardians. It is human with religion cannot have choice to sin or not to sin? Let them choose their path of redemption and be judged when the time comes in front of their God and not by some hypocritical toilet heads.
How the fuck drinking beer is punishable by caning/whipping? Is that something you want to be associated with your religion? And you fucking whine about people misunderstood the religion. How the fuck it MLTR is morally unsuitably for Malaysians that you need to protest about it? They are not even a rock band just a bunch of guys singing candy sweet love songs! Why the fuck Arthur’s Day concert cannot be attended by Muslims? And protesting against Black Eyed Peas performance?
For fuck sake, it’s only right for each of us to have our say in deciding what is right for ourselves, Muslim or not. Fuck you UMNO. Fuck you PAS. Don’t bring your lame contest of who’s more Islam, who is more pious and religious into Malaysian everyday life. How the fuck Indonese with the largest Muslim population in the world can have such entertainment and we not?
Hey don’t fuck me because I’m not Muslim, so I should stay away in Muslim matters. This is my country as well and all these stupid things happening around me is freaking dumb and embarrassing for me to stomach.
And because of some stupid, overzealous religious dickheads, so many restrictions are imposed on things for example, concert performers. Just because you fuckers think looking at some sexy women gyrating on the stage would make people go crazy and throw their moral and religious compass out of the window or probably making them so horny they would jerk themselves to the stinking hell right there, the rest of us should watch the concert with performers wearing shits they never wear and behaving not like themselves?
What’s a rock concert if the rockers don’t jump or scream? Who’s Mariah Carey if she’s not allowed to wear mini skirt and tight, body hugging materials while making sensous, provocative gestures and movements? Oh, watching that would make you go raping every pigs and dogs you can find after?
I don’t freaking get it how by watching Mariah Carey performs or Gwen Stefani, or Pussycat Dolls, or Michael Learns To Rock would make people become bastardly immoral, embracing putrid garbage of religious decadent values? It is in your mind, you weak bastard! For the weak cannot endure, don’t deny the pleasure for the strong.
What next? TV station for Muslims only? Airline for Non Muslims only? How about shopping malls, car parks, toilets, cars, tooth paste (yes they have it shit!), cinemas, offices, pasar malams etc for Muslims and Non Muslims? Fucking partition the country would you? Fuck this anarchy!
1Malaysia my foot! This is 1Apartheid. 1Anarchy. Scumbags in Umno and certain elements in PAS, because you are trying to fish for votes, you are stooping this low?
You don’t even know if you God truly care and would give you brownie points for stopping people to commit sins. Fuck it, hell is so lonely without sinners and what happpens to it’s all God’s will and God has a BIG FUCKING PLAN for all of us? So why you are interfering with God’s plan eh? Perhaps God wants us to sin then repent then sin then repent and go to hell? Part of the plan, no?
FUCK OFF you monsters!
You. Fuckers trying to put words in a dead man’s mouth. Fuck you incompetent maggots doing the bidding of your rotten master. This country is full of incompetent fools who couldn’t understand the world ultra vires and to insult, who conveniently overlooked other possibilities before making any conclusion to a case just because no such order was given, publicly offer bribes but no action was taken because he’s a fucking VIP, and caged birds with no balls parroting diarrhea at every opportunity, just to mention few examples.
And you. You fucker think I’m too stupid to read your moves? Try to fucking impersonate someone else and put the blame on me? You sick retarded insecure chicken ass. To hell with your threats and talk downs, just bring it on I’ll be ready to give you the acquired taste of real pain if you are still biting my ass and don’t want to let go. I’ll beat you to a pulp because I fucking hate it when people frame me for things I didn’t do. Man up, you little shithead and stop screaming wolf.
And you. I’m sorry it has to come to this. I couldn’t believe you would think that I treat this a joke. Words are too many and too cheap for me to describe everything and you already know that. It’s hard to think straight when you’re drunk with lethal concoction of emotion. I’ll respect your decision. Take care.
ps: I’ll just chill myself with some toilet jokes of my own.
pss: Merdeka is around the corner, but I don’t feel like celebrating it. It’s a Black Merdeka for me.
BUKIT MERTAJAM: Barisan Nasional’s Rohaizat Othman is looking good before the Permatang Pasir by-election. At least, some women think so.
The by-election is the third in the Permatang Pauh parliamentary constituency since last year’s general election and some villages think Rohaizat is the best-looking candidate so far.
Tanah Liat villager Salmah Ismail, 53, who will be voting for the third time since the general election, said Rohaizat was kacak (handsome).
“I have seen many politicians but he is among the more handsome ones – boleh jadi pelakon (he can be an actor). He is also very friendly,” said the masseuse.
Another villager, Maznah Said, 65 said she had known Rohaizat since he was a child.
“He grew up well and looks pleasant. He was a good kid. I know his family too,” she said.
Penang Puteri Umno deputy chairman Idamoerni Zakaria said Rohaizat’s good looks had not gone unnoticed.
“When our Puteri members go around campaigning, the female voters comment on his youth and looks. They say he is handsome and dynamic,” she added.
Khairul Niza Abd Razak, 38, Rohaizat’s wife, said the family tried to maintain their daily routine so their only child, Aiman Hidayat, nine, would not be affected.
“Of course Rohaizat is busier now with the campaigning but he tries his best to make it back for dinner. Every morning, he will help Aiman to get ready for school,” she said.
Speaking to reporters later, Rohaizat said voter feedback has been good so far.
I know beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, but this is pushing the envelope a bit too far. Good looking? Right….
Let’s hear the opinion from my fellow Tweeties.. (and yours truly of course):
Rohaizat is so good looking, he looks like a cockroach I smashed dead last night.
Rohaizat is so good looking, NASA mistaken it for the landing site.
Rohaizat is so good looking, a baboon took him in as its foster child.
Rohaizat is so good looking, my digested curry mutton faeces looks just as good.
Rohaizat is so good looking, he made an onion orgasm.
Rohaizat is so good looking, his ears jump off to get away from his face.
If Rohaizat is the most good looking man, Chua Soi Lek is the most good looking porn star ever.
I rest my case He’s truly good looking.
ps: The Star is either very awesome at sarcasm or really dumb to consider this makcik’s opinion as representative. Gah!
pss: Yes, I can bash fugly looking people, because I am less fugly than them. So I thought. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Every now and then we would have some morally uptight, religiously constipated pricks trying to act holy, high and mighty by preaching to the masses about good religious values, the importance and wonderful of following the teachings of God while condemning those who strayed and committed sins. They would also go on an imaginary crusade against people who they thought had said or done things deemed insulting to their religion.
And in the hastiness of trying to sound reasonable (and pious?) with all the justifications and explanations for their actions, they often forget one very important thing. HOW they say or do it. Yes, it’s not so much about WHAT they say or do, but how they say or do it. WHAT they say may be reasonable and of perfect sense but HOW the message is delivered would determine whether the recipients would understand the intended message, especially when the consistency of the actions by the messenger is highly doubtful.
It is not WHAT one says, but HOW one says it that makes the difference between fusion and confusion.
Now, the issue here is of one Dr. Ridhuan Tee suddenly out of nowhere playing the role a hero of his religion using Teoh Beng Hock family’s misfortune to highlight the social ills eg. illegitimate child, and went on to insinuate leaders from Pakatan Rakyat especially DAP Chinese leaders in Selangor as cunning opportunists, accusing the for manipulating the ‘weakness and disunity’ among Malays and showing disrespect to the Islam religion.
It is a shame for someone with a doctorate (Rais Yatim comes to mind) to come up with such disgustingly divisive, biased and slandering article. And he claimed to speak on behalf of his religion. You know his doctorate worth shit when he could come up with things like “Didn’t they (DAP) aware that Malaysia was declared as an Islamic country….”
I thought of writing a post in respond to the article when I read it, but a good friend of mine, which is also a regular commentator here has written a brillliant piece on this issue. I couldn’t articulate it better than him, so let me share his article here.
It is you who is kiasu Dr. Ridhuan Tee, not the Chinese community
You miss the point by a mile Ridhuan Tee, all above explanations are just a diatribe against those who take you to task for you insensitive comments. It is not what you say but how you say it. To then hit out at the Chinese community in general as “kiasu” that too with a broad brush is patently unfair.
You then go on to paint DAP specifically and the Chinese generally as decadent and hedonistic, did Islam or any other religion for that matter ever teach its followers to slander ?
You also paint YB Ronnie Liu as a crusader out on a vendetta against Muslims, when Ronnie Liu stressed so many times that his intent was not to belittle Islam but he is duty bound to see that laws are observed, and not arbitrary.
A distinction must be drawn between insulting Islam and insulting some Munafiqs who call themselves Muslim.
For example many “mat rempits” will declare that they are Muslims, so if I rebuke their actions, does that mean I am anti Islam ?
There seems to be nothing praiseworthy of your method nor intent. Are you hoping to win goodwill this way ? A true Muslim will never speak like this.
Using the Teoh family’s misfortune to highlight the social ills you mentioned is underhanded and opportunistic not to mention in bad taste.
It still does not explain your behavior, is your statement even relevant ? Both Teoh Beng Hock and his fiancee are not Muslims so why apply your standards of morality to them ? They had planned to register their marriage a day before Teoh died. Who are you to judge ?
You obfuscate the issue by trying to draw parallels between religious and civil laws when the issue was your insensitivity more so against the backdrop of multiracial and multicultural sensitivities.
If you want to draw parallels there are areas which are not parallel, for example oral sex is permissible under Islam for legitimately married couples, however under the penal code it is technically an offence even for married couples, here Islamic law makes far more sense than its civil counterpart,
Will you write to the authorities to have this archaic civil legislation repealed ?
Many scholars have opined that the ISA (Internal Security Act) is un-Islamic , will you write to the government as a concerned Muslim to repeal it ?
Why don’t you castigate proven adulterers of influential public stature who call themselves Muslim, Rahim Thambi Chik, Abu Hassan Omar, Abdul Razak Baginda, etc. I dare you if your principles are as relevant as you purport.
Can you then blame those who accuse you of being an UMNO tool ? A person is judged by the consistency of their actions.
If you talk about opinion, then my question is will you accept a statement by a Hindu that you are an ignorant beef eater as just opinion ?
Of course you will not because you will not like someone who does not share your religious convictions rudely imposing their moral standards on you.
It is not about who is right or wrong but about understanding and compassion.
Understanding and compassion are important. Because the universe can be considered a symphony of compassion which provides for our survival. A human being must show compassion to all living beings, for this is a basic requirement of being human. The more people display compassion, the more exalted they become; the more they resort to wrongdoing, oppression, and cruelty, the more they are disgraced and humiliated. They become a shame to humanity.
We hear from Prophet Muhammad that a prostitute went to Paradise because her compassion compelled her to give water to a dog dying of thirst, while another woman went to Hell because she allowed a cat to starve to death. Dr. Ridhuan Tee please seek forgiveness from Teoh’s family, and to your fellow Muslims some of whom are angry with your statements too.
Even Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) asked for Islam to be propagated in ways that are most gracious, ie by winning over peoples hearts ,not by threats, there are many inspiring hadith for example Muhammad and the blind Jewish beggar,how the Prophet won the hearts of the people in the City of Taif, even though they shouted abusive words and threw stones at him, and many many more such stories.
He always repelled evil with the good of forgiveness and kind behavior in his view, an antidote was better than poison. He believed and practiced the precept that love could sooth hatred, and aggression could be won over by forgiveness.
He fought fire not with fire but with water, unlike those who thump their chest as self proclaimed defenders of Islam do not even understand this simple concept.
“Keep to forgiveness (O Muhammad), and enjoin kindness, and turn away from the ignorant.” (Quran 7:199)
The tragedy in Malaysia is some non-Muslims unfairly label Islam without a cursory understanding of its tenets , the bigger tragedy however is those who proclaim to be Muslims but are ignorant of their own religion.
Knowing any religion by being able to quote all its hadith, verses, quatrains and what not is useless if one does not have basic human compassion and use it only to advance ones own agenda.
I hope I don’t sound hypocritical when I pose these questions for us to ponder after reading the article written by Dr. Ridhuan Tee and Vijay Kumar Murugavell.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you our Minister of Information, Communication, Culture, Arts and Heritage in his well communicated, cultured, artful and full of heritage way of addressing the press.
Arrogant bastard, look at his facial expressions! Snobbish and cocky. He is supposed to be an example to the people and should have a bit of class as a minister in addressing the press especially when he’s in charge of such glorious and cultured ministry.
This bugger is the loudest noise when it comes to saying craps like “Ini bukan budaya kita”, “Memartabatkan budaya dan bangsa Malaysia mengikut acuan kita sendiri”, “Nilai-nilai ketimuran” and always love to demonize the West by refering them as the source of moral degradation, peppered with phrases like “pengaruh budaya Barat”, “agen Amerika” etc.
It’s ironic that “Budi Bahasa Budaya Kita” campaign which I believe was promoted heavily by his ministry but the minister himself has no good manners at all. What a hypocrite!
ps: Bugger has the talent to be a good rapper. See his hand doing the ‘rap thing’.
pss: Pity is, the journalist has no balls to stand for himself and staying on after Rais Yatim degrading actions and words. Sigh!
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He’s truly good looking.
