Archive for August, 2008

Life as It Is

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 948 views

Life is a roller coaster. Life is a box of chocolates.  Life is full of surprises. You never know what you’re gonna get.

What a rainbow of emotions I was having for the past 2 days. On Monday, a good friend from Johor called me. Her father just passed away, 2 weeks ago. I used to work for her father, doing part time when I was studying in UTM Skudai. Early of this month, she lost her unborn baby in pregnancy. She was at her 34th week of pregnancy, it was just a matter of 1-2 weeks or days more for her to expect her newborn baby. I was lost for words trying to comfort her. Anything that I wanted to say would seem so insufficient and insignificant.

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I Swear

Monday, August 25th, 2008 7,421 views

Saiful Jambu – I Swear

I swear by the balls and the schlong in my pant
And I swear like a cheap whore that’s by your side

I see the bulging schlong in your pants
I know what’s weighing on your mind
You can be sure I know my butt

`Coz I’ll bend in front you through the nights
You’ll only make those painful thrusts
And though I make noises
I’ll never break your schlong

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Soalan bocor kertas karangan Bahasa Melayu Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) 2009

Friday, August 22nd, 2008 44,327 views

Soalan bocor kertas karangan Bahasa Melayu Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia 2009.

Bahagian A: Pemahaman

Baca cerpen di bawah dengan teliti dan kemudian jawab soalan berikutnya dengan menggunakan perkataan anda sendiri.

Pada suatu hari ketika Saiful sedang membancuh kopi Ali Cafe di sebuah kondo yang dirahsiakan lokasinya, Perogol datang mendekati Saiful dengan wajah penuh nafsu berahi. Perogol merasa amat gersang kerana sudah sekian lama tidak mengecapi nikmat bercumbu dan nekad untuk meratah tubuh Saiful dengan kesempatan berdua-duaan yang ada ini. Perogol lantas berkata, “Mari Saiful ku sayang, mari sini hahahahaha!” Saiful berasa ketakutan dan menjawab, “Eh jangan… tak mahu.. aku tak rela, tolong-tolong tak mahu!” Perogol tidak mempedulikan rayuan Saiful lalu dengan bengis mengherdik “Aku kata mari-mari! Cepat!! buka seluar!!”

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Manga-ish me!

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 1,563 views

Noktah Hitam is manga-ed. This is so cute! :XO:

1st picture: Me at work

2nd picture: The everyday me

3rd picture: Gaya me

Now, go get your own manga avatar! FaceYourManga rocks! :up:

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