The Flaccid Mind

Muted F U Song?! Please, Gimme The Real Deal!

Warning: Entry contained politically incorrect words. Please stay away if you are a minor or an idiot or a self appointed moral guardian.

I was listening to Hitz.fm yesterday one my way driving back home from office. Then I heard this song, sounds very familiar to me, but somehow something was not entirely right. Oh crap, they censored some parts of the songs!!! Then you got this little pause here and there and it totally ruined the song!!! Hahahaha! Why they chose to play the song if they couldn’t play the full song??? I laughed like a hyena listening to the song, anyone watching me must be thinking I am retarded (macam orang-orang tu…)

Now this is the song, I put up the lyrics as well, imagine you listening to the song with the expletives muted. Hahahahaha!

[Verse 1:]
See, I dont know why I liked you so much
I gave you all, of my trust
I told you, I loved you, now thats all down the drain
Ya put me through pain, I wanna let u know how I feel

[Chorus:]
Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses, they didn’t mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, I dont want you back

Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses they didn’t mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, I dont want you back

[Verse 2:]
You thought, you could
Keep this shit from me, yeah
Ya burnt bitch, I heard the story
Ya played me, ya even gave him head
Now ya askin for me back
Ya just another act, look elsewhere
Cuz ya done with me

Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses they didn’t mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, I dont want you back

Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses they didn’t mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, I dont want you back

Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah

Ya questioned, did I care
You could ask anyone, I even said
Ya were my great one
Now its, over, but I do admit I’m sad.
It hurts real bad, I cant sweat that, cuz I loved a hoe

Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses they didn’t mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, I dont want you back

Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
[Until the end]

So you like the song? You may want to listen to the ‘answer’ song as well.

Oh oh
Oooh
No no no

(You know there is two sides to every story)

See I don’t know why you cryin’ like a bitch
Talkin’ shit like a snitch
Why you write a song ’bout me
If you really didn’t care
You wouldn’t wanna share
Tellin’ everybody just how you feel

Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin’ it didn’t mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back

Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin’ it didn’t mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back

You thought you could really make me moan
I had better sex all alone (ha ha ha ha)
I had to turn to your friend
Now you want me to come back
You must be smokin’ crack
Im goin’ else where and thats a fact

Fuck all those nights I moaned real loud
Fuck it, I faked it, aren’t you proud
Fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back
Well guess what yo, your sex was wack

Fuck all those nights I moaned real loud
Fuck it, I faked it, aren’t you proud
Fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back
Well guess what yo, your sex was wack

Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea

Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea

Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea

Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea

You questioned did I care
Maybe I would have if you woulda gone down there
Now it’s over
But I do admit i’m glad I didn’t catch your crabs
I can’t sweat that cause I got to go

Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin’ it didn’t mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back.

oh oh
uh uh yea
oh oh
uh uh yea
oh oh
uh uh yea
oh oh
uh uh yea

You made me do this

Have a great kick ass weekend earthlings!!

ps: Eamon’s Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back) song earned a listing on the Guinness World Record for “the most expletives in a #1 song”, with 33 expletives.

pss: The ‘award’ for most profanities in a hit by a female artist goes to Frankee - “F.U.R.B. (F U Right Back)” (an answer song to Eamon’s) contained 22 swear words.

psss: I am not responsible for any ‘misadventure’ you get into if you sing these songs in front of your parents, grandparents, teachers.. choose the right audience ya!

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Tags: Eamon, Expletive, F.U.R.B (Fuck You Right Back), Frankee, Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back), Hitz.fm