50-50

Question : What is the difference between panties of 1970 and 2007?
Answer : In the 70’s you had to pull down panties to see the buttocks.
In 2007, you have to separate the buttocks to see the panties.

Have you seen this advertisement from DiGi? It is the dumbest + silliest ad I ever see…. I do not know want to laugh or what after seeing the ad on tv when it first came out. Ha ha! It is not ha ha ha but it is weird ha ha! I just feel dumb after watching it.. Okay, probably just me.

The ad starts with two guys climbing rocks. Then this one fella lost his grip, causing him to slip down and pull his mate in the process. Both of them hanging in midair and this one fella throws the magic question, “What are our chances of surviving?” which his friend replies “50-50″. Then this weird looking fella start making some funny facial expressions and suddenly moving excitedly, hands in the air, both legs kicking and shouting ”Ho ho! Yo ho! Yea!!”, then waves his hands like a bird and he flies up to this one big billboard with DiGi 50-50 promotion, cars and motorbikes flying out from the billboard.

Duhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Why the fark they came up with something like this?? It is hazardous, seriously. Watching it will make you become dumber and you will become less productive when you are dumb. And dumbness is contagious, so those in contact with you will become more or less like you. ‘Birds of a feather flock together’ mar When dumb-ass-ses rule the world, it is the end of the  world. Hint : Bush  

p/s : You can view the clip here or you can even download it here. Em I decided to infect those who come to my blog so I post the video together with this post as well haha!

Warning! : View at your own risk!

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A New Banner!

You should notice the new banner already Many thanks to ………. (she wished to be anonymous). I love the banner very much, it is so nice of our anonymous friend to help me create the banner. So what you think of when you look at the banner? Haha.. the tank cracked me lol.. not that I am writing about war, world peace like that.

And that tattoo, I wish to have that kind of tattoo and wingy type on my back soon. Very very soon, finalising on the design and budget. Not exactly that design you see at the banner, but pretty much it. Again, many many thanks to YOU! (you know who you are )

p/s: her blog is somewhere in my blogroll

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She left her panties again..

A girl ‘accidentally’ left her sandals in my car. In the front seat. So these few days, I keep getting questions like ‘Hey.. whose sandals is that?’ ‘Woi, siapa punya sandal??’ ‘Har… I know I know.. ‘ I just smiled

So, girls love to leave something to the guy, ‘accidentally’ or purposely to make a point or what? ‘Accidentally’ like leave something girly in your car or in your house such as high heels, hair pins, lipsticks, bra and panties (ok no la.. haha!).

Also maybe purposely like asking you to put her photo in your wallet, bought you a photo-frame complete with her photo or two of you for your birthday, put tons of soft toys in your car (guy don’t buy soft toys to decorate his cars ok??? Definite the gf did that, or his sister lor…… haha) etc. 

Or this one, imagine this : you and your gf go out shopping, while your gf was busy choosing things you saw a cute chick and she was smiling at you then she looks at your hand and.. Urghh!! Her smile fade away..  Then you realise you are holding your gf’s handbag.. Duh! Haha!

Maybe the purpose is to tell the other girl that ‘This guy is mine! Stay away!’ ‘I am here before you.. haha! Now you know there is another girl..  So back off!’ ???  Maybe you never intentionally do it, plan it in such a way so that you will put your ‘mark’ at some strategic places to enhance the effects when other see the ‘mark’, but can it be in our subconcious mind, we will always try to make it obvious that we ’own’ her/him. We want people to know about this ‘ownership’.

And to do that,  you ‘mark’ your ‘belonging’. It is like animals marking their territory. Ever see how dog do that? Go figure. So, you ever notice how your gf/bf ‘accidentally’ left their things with you or you just realised it now? You should know by now whether the guy/girl you are after is available or not he he he.. Share your ideas guys.. and girls..

p/s : I don’t imply or encourage that a guy should busy oogling other girls while together with her gf, so her gf don’t have a choice but to stamp her ‘ownership’ on him to prevent him from flirting around….He he he..  Oh yea, the title caught you attention leh… bwahaha!

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Random Post

So you heard the good news heh? Sadly if you are not the lucky 4%, you are getting none of it! Haha~! I am so proud that we are among the countries with the highest number of civil servants. Is it good or what? You decide. Forget about this crap, barking non-stop will not change a thing in Malaysia. What I understand from all this is, one group of people is supporting other group of lazy ass no matter how bad they perform their jobs. Read the Proton compensation to the dealers news?

 What the fark, so you decide to open business and you found out you cannot make money anymore, you are entitled for compensation? Oh there are not complaining about the compensation, they are complaining that the amount too LITTLE!! Cheebuy, give you compensation is already unreasonable for me, some more said the amount not enough? Come on la, any businessman should know either you make money or you eat shit.

So you are getting shit because of your decision in the 1st place. Should we pity you if you go bankrupt? So what if you lose RM20k per month. Why you are in the business then? Do other business lah! Sell burgers or vcd or what shit, don’t become Proton dealers lah fark…  Really don’t understand this give and take mentality.

How to be successful? How you expect you can get 30% of the wealth if you never learn the way to be a REAL businessman? Going through enough hardships, taking shits left right centre until you can take it all and make it on your own? Rather than hoping for subsidies, allocated projects, compensations bla bla.. Give give give give.. no wonder we still not much different from what we were before.

Liverfool lose to AC Milan last night 1-2. Didn’t get to watch the match, but.. haha! So,  no Champions League Cup, no Premier League title for a decade and what they keep harping on is the club achievements, won how many European Cups, how many league titles before.. Come on la, forget about the history, people are going to make history not quoting some historical facts every now and then

Pak Lah did good when he told Samyvellu to shut the fark up and do his job. Bwahahahaha! At last something say something like that to Samy.  He should go for good, we can do better without him.

Mar  is in Shah Alam. I will help bring her around, since she hoping on that so much haha~! And I will show my face at her convocation, as a good friend I am Congrats Mar, you make it after all, just to realise that you are getting into another race, rat race Kah kah kah! Welcome to the animal farm (got this from Zewt post here)

2 of my uni friends are getting married this week. Oh just last week another friend got married as well. Wah.. suddenly I feel so old! Why everybody getting married soon!!!!??? Obviously, I am not cut to be a ‘husband’ just yet hahaha!

I met many friends lately, most of them when I asked them, how’s work bla bla.. The answer will be ‘Sucks!’. Then I proceed to ask them, ‘If sucks, then why keep on doing it?’ The answer will be ‘No choice lor…’ or something like that. Then if I asked them would them like to try something else, and I proceed on telling them.. the answer will be ‘I have no interest doing that’.

That keep me puzzled…. So waking up everyday 7am, get in the jam and work your sorry ass till 6.30pm every day, kena whack by boss, clients.. is your interest? Actually we are forced to do things we like it or not, work in field we like it or not just because we want to cari makan, earn some money, eat good food buy a car, buy a decent house bla bla..  Don’t you think? And how many of us can get job that we ‘interested’ in? My interests is sleep, eat, watch tv… go holidays.. bla bla.. that’s my interests..    How about yours?

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