You Get What You Voted For

Encrypts from our ‘beloved’ former Prime Minister interview with Malaysiakini interview.

THINK CAREFULLY

“If you don’t think (about) what you are doing, you don’t use your vote intelligently, then of course, you are to be blamed.”

“Don’t vote BN blindly, don’t vote PAS blindly, don’t vote DAP blindly. Think. Use your faculties to think.”

SEND THE SIGNAL

“Unless you send a signal to the government that, ‘Look, if you don’t behave yourself, you may not get my vote at the next election,’ then the government will say, ‘You see? The people are voting for us. We are doing well.’

BUY-ELECTION GOODIES

“If you vote (BN) because you get a lot of money or because you get a lot of projects, you may get a rotten government which uses money in order to buy your vote.”

BN SUPPORTERS WHO VOTE BLINDLY

“They (Bn supporters) don’t care whether it is a good government or not. We are Barisan people. We vote Barisan. No assessment, no study. We vote (Barisan) because we must. That’s why I say a country deserves the government it gets.”If you don’t think (about) what you are doing, you don’t use your vote intelligently, then of course, you are to be blamed.”

HERO & FALL GUY

“If they win, it’s because of Pak Lah, if they lose, it’s because of (Selangor Mentri Besar Mohd) Khir Toyo.”

Need I say more? Hope the voters in Ijok will cast their votes carefully today.

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Puisi

I suddenly got this idea after replying to the comments in my previous post. Let’s write some poem I will write it in Malay haha! So, here’s my lamest effort to be a poet.. bear with it.

‘yi’

di sini,
aku berdiri (ok im sitting actually, how to stand and type?),
membaca komen-komen di belog ini,
rasa sunyi,
ketiadaan pc,
yang boleh berfungsi,
maka aku dari sini,
ofis di jalan kenari,
menulis puisi,
mengguna pc kompeni,
tanpa bos ku sedari,
lately,
baru baru ini,
adakah saudara saudari,
mengikuti perkembangan terkini,
yang panas tidak terperi,
yang ku maksudkan di sini,
ialah pilihanraya yang sudah diadakan 3-4 kali,
kerana wakil rakyatnya mati,
sungguh ku tak mengerti,
setelah ku analisi,
taktik-taktik memancing undi,
oleh pemimpin-pemimpin yang kononnya bestari,
cuma peduli,
di kala menyedari,
perlunya memikat hati,
pengundi-pengundi,
menjadi satu misteri,
mengapa begini,
tapi memang ini yang terjadi,
saudara saudari lihat sendiri,
mereka menabur janji,
wang ringgit, projek-projek dan saguhati,
seperti membina taman rekreasi,
lampu lampu jalan yang baru dan berseri-seri,
hanya dalam beberapa hari,
semuanya bisa diluluskan dan ditangani,
walaupun biasanya mengambil masa lama tak terperi,
mungkinkah harus begini,
dalam senyap ku pinta pada ilahi,
supaya wakil rakyat ku pergi,
jauh dari sini,
ke alam yang satu lagi,
supaya piliharaya boleh diulangi,
dan semua akan mendapat rezeki,
dapatkah difahami,
yang ditulis aku ini,
yang ku pasti,
semua ini komedi,
kita harus berhati hati,
kerana selepas ini,
semuanya akan sunyi sepi,
bakal dilupai,
sehingga pilihanraya datang lagi,
kerana wakil rakyatnya pergi,
pergi bermaksud mati,
pinta maaf harap diberi,
jangan semua ambil hati,
ini cuma tulis suka suka hati,
tapi,
siapa makan cili,
dia rasa pedas sekali!

bwahahahahahaha! I’m so farking talented. Period

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